Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

Sun is coming out! Yay

Taps aff!

 

[Heidi_UK]

My wife just made a tasty, healthy lunch involving quinoa.

Then I ate a secret sticky bun. Mmm.

 

[Adorabubble]

My wife just made a tasty, healthy lunch involving quinoa.

Then I ate a secret sticky bun. Mmm.

Quinoa is like cardboard

 

[Adorabubble]

Sun

 

[Darkweather]

Sun

those are happy toes!

 

[Darkweather]

Quinoa is like cardboard

I think I have eaten better cardboard to be honest.

 

[deft]

Sun

Bottoms aff, too!

 

[Darkweather]

My wife just made a tasty, healthy lunch involving quinoa.

Then I ate a secret sticky bun. Mmm.

As much as I enjoy a healthy lunch, I'm with you on the sticky bun option!

 

[Heidi_UK]

As much as I enjoy a healthy lunch, I'm with you on the sticky bun option!

I just wasn't feeling fulfilled.

 

[Darkweather]

I just wasn't feel fulfilled.

not surprising. quinoa is bird seed.

 

[Spanky1372]

 

[Adorabubble]

Are you washing a pair of jeans in your coffee?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Are you washing a pair of jeans in your coffee?

If you can squeeze a pair of jeans into a coffee cup, you're David Blaine.

 

[Heidi_UK]

If you can squeeze a pair of jeans into a coffee cup, you're David Blaine.

It's actually a massive bucket of coffee and a lens/perspective trick of the light

 

[Spanky1372]

Are you washing a pair of jeans in your coffee?

How on earth did you guess? You're far too clever by half.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It's actually a massive bucket of coffee and a lens/perspective trick of the light

*Tries to think of a witty comeback but can't and goes back to seeing how many faces he can spot in the wallpaper.*

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm off for a lie down in the sun.

 

[thefishfryer]

It's actually a massive bucket of coffee and a lens/perspective trick of the light

I want a giant waffle now.

 

[Spanky1372]

 

[Spanky1372]

You'll have to believe me but that odd shape in the water isn't me. I was walking along the beach and a seal popped up. Glad the dog didn't see it...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You'll have to believe me but that odd shape in the water isn't me. I was walking along the beach and a seal popped up. Glad the dog didn't see it...

About a decade ago, I was swimming in the North Sea and looking towards the shore when people on the sand were pointing just past me. I spun round and no more than six or seven feet away was a seal. It was a proper "need to change my pants" moment but I think it was just curious. It looked at me and I looked at it. Eventually it just slipped back under the water and I did my best at maintaining a very manly demeanor as I did a doggy paddle back to the beach.

 

[thefishfryer]

About a decade ago, I was swimming in the North Sea and looking towards the shore when people on the sand were pointing just past me. I spun round and no more than six or seven feet away was a seal. It was a proper "need to change my pants" moment but I think it was just curious. It looked at me and I looked at it. Eventually it just slipped back under the water and I did my best at maintaining a very manly demeanor as I did a doggy paddle back to the beach.

Probably thought you were a fish. Their eyesight's not so good above water.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Probably thought you were a fish. Their eyesight's not so good above water.

Looking back, it was an amazing close encounter. It's head was just up out of the water and these big black eyes were just staring at me. The whole encounter probably lasted no more than five seconds but it felt longer. I know seals have a nasty bite to them so that's why I just stayed still until it slipped out of sight.

 

[Darkweather]

You'll have to believe me but that odd shape in the water isn't me. I was walking along the beach and a seal popped up. Glad the dog didn't see it...

I used to live in the north of Scotland on a bay. the seals used to haul themselves out on the rocks to sunbathe and watch me hang the washing out

 

[Secretintoelderly]

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Wait a minute… those are stroopwafels!