Adorabubble
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Of course!
Anyone from the UK?
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RainyWetDayGuy
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Ah, but what is "suitably"?
Mr 1derful
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Ladies choice surely?
Adorabubble
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Covered in biscuits or wearing bin.
Mr 1derful
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Wearing a bin. I’ve heard of some kinks but seems I’m still learning
orangecurious
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has anyone got any cake? Lemon drizzle would go down a treat right now
HotBrand
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Wait, what? An actual bin? I can't even think of a suitable pun for this idea yet!
joclfc
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I think we had this debate about February along with the biscuits compatibility
Spanky1372
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Here, got a few melting moments and macaroons left too. I was going to write about brownies but thought I'd get banned.
thefishfryer
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I think we all struggled with that one.
thefishfryer
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Free the sausages.
justanotherguy80
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To be fair, it’s the first time I’ve laughed watching a speech at a party conference.Free the sausages.
Poor Kier.
thefishfryer
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He must be kicking himself.
justanotherguy80
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At least he can still point to Truss’s pork markets speech as the most embarrassing political porcine pronouncement. And that wasn’t even a slip up.
lingus60
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Perhaps he'd been on Lit just beforehand and got distracted
stickygirl
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I'm never going to stay at a AirB-and-fucking-B so they can take that clarinet and shove where the sun don't shine
'smug-toot'
'smug-toot'
orangecurious
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what the hell have i missed? i was watching cycling
Spanky1372
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That's a much better option in my opinion.
thefishfryer
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I think it was the beer he had with his hostage and chips for lunch.
justanotherguy80
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orangecurious
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where's the clarinet?
stickygirl
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Soz - it was a random angry.
I keep seeing/hearing that fucking AirBnB ad... "You want your kids with you,
but not share the same room ( because you want to shag ) so book and AirBnB . Holidays made simple Fuck off with the smug fucking toot
Spanky1372
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I think I'm having a better day than Smarmer. Took the dogs for a walk this afternoon and came back with both dogs a lettuce and a chilli plant. I found a gentleman's phone on the road and returned it to him. He's just turned up with a bottle of Pinot Grigio. I'm putting the lottery on tonight; if I don't sign in tomorrow I wish you all the best...
Spanky1372
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It's a safe place to rant. Rant away.Soz - it was a random angry.
I keep seeing/hearing that fucking AirBnB ad... "You want your kids with you,
Fuck off with the smug fucking toot
orangecurious
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Soz - it was a random angry.
I keep seeing/hearing that fucking AirBnB ad... "You want your kids with you,
Fuck off with the smug fucking toot
ahhhh... i really only watch tv when the Tour de France is on and itv show it and i get amazed at stairlifts and walk in baths and how many funeral plan companies there are.
there were no ads on during the cycling today
