Spanky1372
Male UK
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2009
- Posts
- 3,515
Wanking? My bloody lab keeps nickin' 'em.I never understood or used a wanking sock.
Get your mind out of the gutter!
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Wanking? My bloody lab keeps nickin' 'em.I never understood or used a wanking sock.
I have been known in the past to use someone else's sock and put it back in the boot.I never understood or used a wanking sock.
I usually find them hanging out of his mouth he loves to retrieve, he's never ate one yet but he does leave a big hole in them.So many Labradors end up in pet surgery because they eat socks.
There's always the third half..At the football today. Expecting a spanking, and not in a fun way.
Yes but it's about convincing the Other HalfThere's always the third half..
So you're playing at home then? Not away?Yes but it's about convincing the Other Half
Haven't been away for about a decadeSo you're playing at home then? Not away?
Oh, I get it now. I wondered why the Laboratory was stealing your socks. I envisioned some sort evil experiment.I usually find them hanging out of his mouth he loves to retrieve, he's never ate one yet but he does leave a big hole in them.
I'm not sure if you're jokingCurrently homeless. Did think about ground sharing, but not sure it's all it's cracked up to be .
I assumed it to be a football reference, and hence it went right over my head.I'm not sure if you're joking
Mine too!I assumed it to be a football reference, and hence it went right over my head.
If it's football deft then I'll need more to go on..a lot moreTop of the league, just FYI
#Unbearables
It’s simple… everyone hates us ‘cos they ain’t usIf it's football deft then I'll need more to go on..a lot more
Smug b*!@#%^sTop of the league, just FYI
#Unbearables
Ah good, that cleared that up. #superleague rugbyIt’s simple… everyone hates us ‘cos they ain’t us
Feeling better mate?Smug b*!@#%^s
Naaah... I'm from the city with the team that everybody hatesIt’s simple… everyone hates us ‘cos they ain’t us
Going in the right direction thanks! Worst thing is my taste and smell senses.... completely killedFeeling better mate?
Have you tried a vindaloo?Going in the right direction thanks! Worst thing is my taste and smell senses.... completely killed