Anyone from the UK?

[Spanky1372]

Good afternoon peoples, everyone OK?

I'm beginning to sound like the welfare polizei, I'm stopping that ....

 

[Adorabubble]

Good afternoon peoples, everyone OK?

I'm beginning to sound like the welfare polizei, I'm stopping that ....

Nothing to see here

 

[Spanky1372]

Lol? I'll move along schnell like.

 

[magic_rat]

Is that a metaphor?

for you... maybe!

 

[thefishfryer]

Nothing to see here

Nor here unfortunately.

Unless you count suitcases and piles of clothes.

 

[Darkweather]

Nothing to see here

are you sure about that?

 

[Adorabubble]

are you sure about that?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I has been shown but you missed it

My DMs are always open #justsaying

Feel like a complete cunt actually.

Hope whatever it was made you feel that way has been successfully overcome ... but as a bloke, I'd much prefer to feel one of those (in a good way)

Oooh morning of meetings

It is to be hoped you're fully dressed for such a morning - I mean, WFH and being half naked on Teams meetings is all well and good but the guys in your workplace would much rather see you in the flesh so to speak ... (Probably prefer to see you at least half naked in the meetings TBH)

 

[Tallulah82]

I'd say good afternoon to all you fine folk, but don't want to be accused of turning the thread into a cesspit again.

@Kraken_96 you fucker.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I'd say good afternoon to all you fine folk, but don't want to be accused of turning the thread into a cesspit again.

@Kraken_96 you fucker.

The good people of Britain would prefer you not to do that ... I'm not a good person though

 

[Kraken_96]

I'd say good afternoon to all you fine folk, but don't want to be accused of turning the thread into a cesspit again.

@Kraken_96 you fucker.

Hey I'm not saying cesspits aren't welcome, there's certainly a few people on the fetish boards that would be down.

It's just tar(t)nishing our good name

 

[Tallulah82]

The good people of Britain would prefer you not to do that ... I'm not a good person though

Can I clarify... would you prefer I didn't say hello... or prefer I didn't turn this thread into a cesspit? I mean, I get the first. But the second is just a ridiculous bar to set.

 

[thefishfryer]

I'd say good afternoon to all you fine folk, but don't want to be accused of turning the thread into a cesspit again.

@Kraken_96 you fucker.

I think the thread needs a shake up today.

 

[deft]

I'd say good afternoon to all you fine folk, but don't want to be accused of turning the thread into a cesspit again.

@Kraken_96 you fucker.

It's not you, Tal, it's other peoples' minds.

Quite frankly, I'm shocked.

 

[Tallulah82]

It's not you, Tal, it's other peoples' minds.

Quite frankly, I'm shocked.

I love you.

 

[Spanky1372]

Can I clarify... would you prefer I didn't say hello... or prefer I didn't turn this thread into a cesspit? I mean, I get the first. But the second is just a ridiculous bar to set.

Too low or too high?

 

[thefishfryer]

Too low or too high?

Have you seen @Tallulah82 doing her limbo dance?

 

[Spanky1372]

Have you seen @Tallulah82 doing her limbo dance?

A metaphorical limbo?

 

[Speshul91]

Afternoon everyone, back to the real world for me soon

 

[Spanky1372]

Afternoon everyone, back to the real world for me soon

Camper trip coming to an end?

 

[Speshul91]

Camper trip coming to an end?

I live in it so never actually ends lol but yeah, sat at work waiting for a delivery to do now

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Can I clarify... would you prefer I didn't say hello... or prefer I didn't turn this thread into a cesspit? I mean, I get the first. But the second is just a ridiculous bar to set.

You can say "Hello" as often as you wish, and feel free to accompany that opening greeting with some other remarks that can be as suggestive as possible - it's the rest of us who interpret such remarks in our own way that makes it a cesspit!

I always like innuendo and double entendre a la "Carry On" films but then I have a mental age of 12 ...

 

[Spanky1372]

I live in it so never actually ends lol but yeah, sat at work waiting for a delivery to do now

Fully converted?

 

[Speshul91]

Yeah, only got a little vauxhall combo but got everything except a shower in here. 10 months in and love it

 

[joclfc]

Afternoon/Evening everyone, hope you're all having a good day