Anyone from the UK?

[Spanky1372]

Night All.

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning All, have a great day.

 

[Btq97]

Good morning from. Fog bound manchester. Alone and still full the bin stands as a monument to the work of the the road trolls.

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning from. Fog bound manchester. Alone and still full the bin stands as a monument to the work of the the road trolls.

As a sentinel for the recycling gods.

 

[Btq97]

As a sentinel for the recycling gods.

Well it's the black bin of non recycling waste. I can see a number of tip trips in the near future.

 

[Spanky1372]

Well it's the black bin of non recycling waste. I can see a number of tip trips in the near future.

Oh the joy. Casting discrete glances into people's boots wondering why they're throwing stuff away. Or, just wanting to get in and out without having to make banal comments.

 

[Btq97]

Just in and out no need for pointless interaction

 

[thefishfryer]

Oh, the joy of the tip, all those open top containers with lethal metal stairs up to the top between them, with labels like metal, wood, etc. But which of the forest of large plastic bins does this light bulb or my used ink jet cartridge go in. Is a dead computer sans hard disk, "small electricals"? You could try to ask the bored looking guy in the hi-viz wearing ear defenders, but he can't hear you and is determined not to see you.

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning everyone.

 

[magic_rat]

Oh the joy. Casting discrete glances into people's boots wondering why they're throwing stuff away. Or, just wanting to get in and out without having to make banal comments.

Or leaving with more than you came with... Yeah, it's happened.

 

[Spanky1372]

Or leaving with more than you came with... Yeah, it's happened.

Someone bundled into a boot?

 

[magic_rat]

Someone bundled into a boot?

No, I dump them off at the tip. Once came home with 2 guitars and a typewriter.

 

[Spanky1372]

No, I dump them off at the tip. Once came home with 2 guitars and a typewriter.

I'll ask. Do you type?

 

[magic_rat]

I'll ask. Do you type?

No.

It was just a cool typewriter. Old.

 

[magic_rat]

You didn't ask if I play guitar.

 

[Spanky1372]

You didn't ask if I play guitar.

That would have been too obvious.

 

[Spanky1372]

That would have been too obvious.

I'm expecting "no I don't"

 

[pikmin1388]

Morning everyone, the sun is actually out .
Wonder if I should get my bikini out .....

 

[Spanky1372]

Morning everyone, the sun is actually out .
Wonder if I should get my bikini out .....

Where has it been?

 

[Oniafox]

Where has it been?

Behind the clouds, obviously ️

 

[Spanky1372]

Behind the clouds, obviously ️

Too clever, I should have been more specific obviously, I meant the bikini.

 

[pikmin1388]

Oh, the joy of the tip, all those open top containers with lethal metal stairs up to the top between them, with labels like metal, wood, etc. But which of the forest of large plastic bins does this light bulb or my used ink jet cartridge go in. Is a dead computer sans hard disk, "small electricals"? You could try to ask the bored looking guy in the hi-viz wearing ear defenders, but he can't hear you and is determined not to see you.

At least you found your local tip . Ours is almost impossible to find the entrance even with sat nav lol

 

[Spanky1372]

At least you found your local tip . Ours is almost impossible to find the entrance even with sat nav lol

It's a vortex, there is no entrance you're just sucked into it's gravitational field as you circle looking for a non existent entrance.

Sounds familiar to a couple of ex girlfriends but I'm not bitter.

 

[pikmin1388]

Where has it been?

If I was brave enough to dig one out my wardrobe think I'd need several layers over the top lol

 

[magic_rat]

I'm expecting "no I don't"

You are mostly correct. I do, kind of, very badly.