Anyone from the UK?

[Lucy_Lastic]

'Sup?

If you'd have asked me an hour ago I'd have said a finger.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

but wankus interruptus

 

[deft]

but wankus interruptus

How rude! Who would do that?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

My dad brings coffee in the mornings.

 

[deft]

My dad brings coffee in the mornings.

I hope he knocked!

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I heard him coming.

waiting for the innuendos...

 

[deft]

I heard him coming.

waiting for the innuendos...

Thank goodness he didn't hear you coming.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I didn't cum.

 

[deft]

I didn't cum.

Did you really, really need to?

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I did up until that point.

But now i have coffee.

 

[deft]

I did up until that point.

But now i have coffee.

It would have left you in a pickle if you'd really, really needed to cum.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I did at the time but by the time he'd been and gone I lost it. No doubt I can take care of things later.

 

[deft]

I did at the time but by the time he'd been and gone I lost it. No doubt I can take care of things later.

Attagirl.

 

[Adorabubble]

Good morning.
A late start as I'm off work today. Beautiful on my run

 

[deft]

Good morning.
A late start as I'm off work today. Beautiful on my run

Nice shaft.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Nice shaft.

You had to do it...

 

[deft]

You had to do it...

C’mon, it’s Frisky Friday!

 

[Spanky1372]

Nice shaft.

I want that f'ing emoji

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I want that f'ing emoji

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

C’mon, it’s Frisky Friday!

I already frisked!

 

[Spanky1372]

I already frisked!

Incorrigible

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

you shouldn't incorrige me.

 

[deft]

you shouldn't incorrige me.

Well played!

 

[Spanky1372]

you shouldn't incorrige me.

Lol, well done.

 

[Celticlight]

you shouldn't incorrige me.

I am well and truly going to steal this at some point *round of applause*