Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

Morning

 

[Darkweather]

I thought this thread was a cover for the authors of the real filth on the story site?

there is real filth there?
I am only here for the biscuits.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

As Deft said, sometimes for a woman it's best to go under the radar.

I get ignored for the most part anyway so I don't bother. I get occasional NICE TITS BABE WUD LUV 2 FUK THEM messages from the less eloquent majority and occasionally people send me nice comments about my posts but mostly my DMs are about as active as my sex life at the moment.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I want biscuits. Please.

 

[Kraken_96]

there is real filth there?
I am only here for the biscuits.

I want biscuits. Please.

Raiding the cupboards looks like a choice between bourbons, custard cremes and oreos. No hob nobs in sight!

Open to offers, I take my coffee with milk and sweetener flavour syrups from TKs

 

[Darkweather]

I want biscuits. Please.

Would you like tea with those?

 

[thefishfryer]

As Deft said, sometimes for a woman it's best to go under the radar.

You don't want to be in the radar, those microwaves will cook you.

 

[Darkweather]

Raiding the cupboards looks like a choice between bourbons, custard cremes and oreos. No hob nobs in sight!

so no real biscuits then.

sweetener flavour syrups from TKs

I don't even knw what that is!

 

[Kraken_96]

so no real biscuits then.


I don't even knw what that is!

Agreed, that's why they're all that's left! Please make an offer, I want them gone


We're talking liquid gold, kills any bitterness in the coffee straight up

 

[deft]

Agreed, that's why they're all that's left! Please make an offer, I want them gone


We're talking liquid gold, kills any bitterness in the coffee straight up

Noooo! How very... American... ‍

 

[thefishfryer]

Morning all.

It's dry, but chilly in the Bears den.

 

[orangecurious]

Coffee is ready... Straight up, black and strong.

I have digestives, chocolate and unchocolate

 

[Darkweather]

Agreed, that's why they're all that's left! Please make an offer, I want them gone

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We're talking liquid gold, kills any bitterness in the coffee straight up

Well Imagine that! And you actually add these to a hot beverage?

 

[Darkweather]

Coffee is ready... Straight up, black and strong.

I have digestives, chocolate and unchocolate

chocolate? now we are talking proper bicuits.

 

[Kraken_96]

Well Imagine that! And you actually add these to a hot beverage?

Absolutely, tastes like goooood chemicals

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Would you like tea with those?

Coffee please. If you're bringing it to me in bed better keep your eyes closed.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Agreed, that's why they're all that's left! Please make an offer, I want them gone

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We're talking liquid gold, kills any bitterness in the coffee straight up

These are gross as actual fuck. Bin them.

 

[Darkweather]

Coffee please. If you're bringing it to me in bed better keep your eyes closed.

of course - coming right up!

I get ignored for the most part anyway so I don't bother. I get occasional NICE TITS BABE WUD LUV 2 FUK THEM messages from the less eloquent majority and occasionally people send me nice comments about my posts but mostly my DMs are about as active as my sex life at the moment.

... and might I also take the opportunity to note that you have very wonderful breasts my good lady!

 

[Darkweather]

Absolutely, tastes like goooood chemicals

I think I will stick to white liquid squeezed from the mammary glands of a female bovine.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

... and might I also take the opportunity to note that you have very wonderful breasts my good lady!

You peeked!

But goes without saying, babe. I love my boobs.

 

[Darkweather]

You peeked!

sorry - only to avoid spilling your coffee. the alternative was to try and feel my way.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I think I will stick to white liquid squeezed from the mammary glands of a female bovine.

I love how you romanticise everything.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

sorry - only to avoid spilling your coffee. the alternative was to try and feel my way.

I could have guided you in.






Don't even think it.








Too late.

 

[Kraken_96]

These are gross as actual fuck. Bin them.

WRONG (actually that specific brand is garbage, tastes like jet fuel more than the flavours they should be, but most are great)

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

WRONG (actually that specific brand is garbage, tastes like jet fuel more than the flavours they should be, but most are great)

Not if you like coffee.

It's like having the perfect steak and putting custard on it.