Anyone from the UK?

[RainyWetDayGuy]

Thrisky, is that a kind of frisky thriftiness?

 

[Adorabubble]

Wanky Weekday covers it.

What about weekends

 

[deft]

What about weekends

Same, to be honest.

 

[Adorabubble]

Same, to be honest.

You must have strong wrists

 

[deft]

You must have strong wrists

There are ways around that.

 

[Adorabubble]

There are ways around that.

I met a man who could self fellatio

 

[deft]

I met a mn who could self fellatio

I could lick my tip in my pomp... not these days...

 

[deft]

...and yes, every man has tried it.

 

[Adorabubble]

...and yes, every man has tried it.

I figured

 

[Londonguy69]

I could lick my tip in my pomp... not these days...

Got to be careful with that. Anyone that has seen the film Clerks will be aware of the potential dangers

 

[Adorabubble]

Got to be careful with that. Anyone that has seen the film Clerks will be aware of the potential dangers

I won't go into the story but a man I was with got his stuck in the bars of a cage as he was a bit flaccid going in but expanded when inserted.

 

[deft]

I won't go into the story but a man I was with got his stuck in the bars of a cage as he was a bit flaccid going in but expanded when inserted.

Tease.

 

[Briefsencounter]

I won't go into the story but a man I was with got his stuck in the bars of a cage as he was a bit flaccid going in but expanded when inserted.

Was he smuggling budgies?

 

[Adorabubble]

Was he smuggling budgies?

Tweety Pie

 

[deft]

Tweety Pie

Titty Pie? Yes, please!

 

[Briefsencounter]

Tweety Pie

I taut I saw a puddy

 

[Londonguy69]

I won't go into the story but a man I was with got his stuck in the bars of a cage as he was a bit flaccid going in but expanded when inserted.

Was it your fault he expanded?

 

[Adorabubble]

Was it your fault he expanded?

*innocent look*

 

[Londonguy69]

*innocent look*

Guilty conscience?

 

[Adorabubble]

Guilty conscience?

Actually it was funny and I was trying to be serious

 

[william1965]

Cool fall morning here in the Midwest of USA .
Good morning sticky girl. There's got to be a story behind the name.

 

[Londonguy69]

Actually it was funny and I was trying to be serious

I’m still trying to figure out the whole story of this. I just hope he was able to free himself eventually and didn’t end up at A&E

 

[deft]

I’m still trying to figure out the whole story of this. I just hope he was able to free himself eventually and didn’t end up at A&E

Arse & Elbows?

 

[Londonguy69]

Arse & Elbows?

He might have preferred it if just his elbow had got stuck

 

[Adorabubble]

I’m still trying to figure out the whole story of this. I just hope he was able to free himself eventually and didn’t end up at A&E

Yes. Eventually he escaped but it killed the moment