Anyone from the UK?

[magic_rat]

It's a vortex, there is no entrance you're just sucked into it's gravitational field as you circle looking for a non existent entrance.

Sounds familiar to a couple of ex girlfriends but I'm not bitter.

Kind of like trying to find your way out of Ikea once you're inside.

 

[Spanky1372]

You are mostly correct. I do, kind of, very badly.

I'm sure to someone in a neighboring county it sounds great.

 

[Spanky1372]

If I was brave enough to dig one out my wardrobe think I'd need several layers over the top lol

Call it preparation for the two days of summer in 2025.

 

[magic_rat]

My flat virtually becomes a nudist colony at the weekends. My heating bills are astronomical but the benefits make it worth it.

 

[pikmin1388]

It's a vortex, there is no entrance you're just sucked into it's gravitational field as you circle looking for a non existent entrance.

Sounds familiar to a couple of ex girlfriends but I'm not bitter.

Sounds almost like an episode of Dr Who lol
You don't sound bitter , well maybe a tiny bit ...

 

[Spanky1372]

My flat virtually becomes a nudist colony at the weekends. My heating bills are astronomical but the benefits make it worth it.

Your flat? I presume you've not got neighbours who can see in.

You're not bothered though are you?

 

[Spanky1372]

Sounds almost like an episode of Dr Who lol
You don't sound bitter , well maybe a tiny bit ...

Nah, they're not coming out of the tip...

 

[Spanky1372]

Nah, they're not coming out of the tip...

And it's more Dr No

 

[Spanky1372]

OK dokey folks. Stuff to do.

@magic_rat keep practicing, with clothes. No pics please.

@pikmin1388 happy bikini hunting.

@Oniafox keep the cleverness toned down please.

 

[magic_rat]

Your flat? I presume you've not got neighbours who can see in.

4th floor. Nobody can see much.

You're not bothered though are you?

Old enough to have stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

4th floor. Nobody can see much.

Just as well.

Old enough to have stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.

About 100 years ago.

 

[Oniafox]

OK dokey folks. Stuff to do.

@magic_rat keep practicing, with clothes. No pics please.

@pikmin1388 happy bikini hunting.

@Oniafox keep the cleverness toned down please.

OK dokey folks. Stuff to do.

@magic_rat keep practicing, with clothes. No pics please.

@pikmin1388 happy bikini hunting.

@Oniafox keep the cleverness toned down please.

I shall delete my references to 8pm kick offs

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

Never tone your cleverness down.

 

[pikmin1388]

Call it preparation for the two days of summer in 2025.

You're being slightly optimistic at 2 whole days , but we can only wish..

 

[pikmin1388]

My flat virtually becomes a nudist colony at the weekends. My heating bills are astronomical but the benefits make it worth it.

Nudist colony ? So lots of naked people? Mm might be fun to knock on your door

 

[magic_rat]

leave your clothes at the door, welcome.

 

[pikmin1388]

leave your clothes at the door, welcome.

So what goes on inside ?

 

[magic_rat]

Nudity, chat, sex (obviously, we're swingers).

 

[pikmin1388]

Nudity, chat, sex (obviously, we're swingers).

So are we lol we goto clubs mostly though .

 

[magic_rat]

Where do you go? We're regulars at Hellfire.

 

[Spanky1372]

I shall delete my references to 8pm kick offs

Maybe edit and explain to this non footballing jelly slinging thicket?

 

[Spanky1372]

You're being slightly optimistic at 2 whole days , but we can only wish..

Met office are already buzzing about it.

 

[Oniafox]

Maybe edit and explain to this non footballing jelly slinging thicket?

The only thing less funny than an Onia joke is an Onia joke explained

 

[pikmin1388]

Where do you go? We're regulars at Hellfire.

Never been , we go all over the uk . I do like infusion at Blackpool though and the new attic was fun

 

[magic_rat]

I'm on the south coast so Hellfire is our closest one. Have been thinking about going further afield, I'll check that out. Thanks.