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teasing
I am not the only one here who can tease : )~
I am not the only one here who can tease : )~
Anyone know how to get rid of bitchiness?
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your massage awaits ...
I subscribe to all of the above. However, one thing hasn't been mentioned, or I missed it: as part of your massage, the soles of your feet could use a good workout, as well as some highly charged sucking of your toes; accompanied by much tongue lashing between - the feet are the key to relaxation.
This is my abbreviated, free prescription. Please consult me for deeper, further reaching, stronger, longer lasting therapies. The Dr. is (with)in.
I subscribe to all of the above. However, one thing hasn't been mentioned, or I missed it: as part of your massage, the soles of your feet could use a good workout, as well as some highly charged sucking of your toes; accompanied by much tongue lashing between - the feet are the key to relaxation.
This is my abbreviated, free prescription. Please consult me for deeper, further reaching, stronger, longer lasting therapies. The Dr. is (with)in.
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Oh my.....
foot rubs are wonderful......
foot rubs are wonderful......
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more ideas ...
Dark and sweet
I run my tongue
across its satin surface,
slippery and smooth.
It yields to my kiss
an exquisite taste on my lips.
Slowly, so slowly
I savor the moment
as it melts in my mouth,
a creamy surrender
to forbidden passion.
Forget love ...
fall in chocolate.
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Dark and sweet
I run my tongue
across its satin surface,
slippery and smooth.
It yields to my kiss
an exquisite taste on my lips.
Slowly, so slowly
I savor the moment
as it melts in my mouth,
a creamy surrender
to forbidden passion.
Forget love ...
fall in chocolate.
by Victoria Smith
See me for details.
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Re: more ideas ...
And thats the reason why we love chocolate....
Oh about those details....
PeterBilt said:
And thats the reason why we love chocolate....
Oh about those details....
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Goodness...all women know how to be bitchy....its a gift. 
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lovetoread said:Goodness...all women know how to be bitchy....its a gift.
and some have perfected it into an art form. i work with all women, so i have seen them perfect their craft from a simple gift to complete mastery.
and like a good lil boy i just keep my mouth shut...and nod "yes" to whatever they say
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christophe said:
and like a good lil boy i just keep my mouth shut...and nod "yes" to whatever they say
As well you should....<laughing>
joking here
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lovetoread said:
As well you should....<laughing>
joking here
yes being outnumbered can have its disadvantages as well as its benefits...wink wink
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Very funny Mr Peterbilt...
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Re: late arrival Hi
Hello MacCortz...
Gee I didnt realize that being bitchy was a good thing.
Hello MacCortz...
Gee I didnt realize that being bitchy was a good thing.
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what men need to know ...
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six
again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they
went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear - everything
there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and
her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband
ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
shake.
Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned
over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually
listening, he will still get it wrong.
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six
again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they
went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear - everything
there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and
her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband
ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
shake.
Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned
over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually
listening, he will still get it wrong.
lovetoread
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Bravo...great story....
I loved that.
I loved that.
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if a man is all alone in a forest, and speaks, is he still wrong?
a women always gets the last word in any argument...anything a man says is the beginning of a new argument.
yes dear
of course dear
right away dear
of course i still love u dear
please max out the credit card shopping for shoes dear
of course we can watch a chick flick dear
screw the football game dear lets visit your mother instead.
a women always gets the last word in any argument...anything a man says is the beginning of a new argument.
yes dear
of course dear
right away dear
of course i still love u dear
please max out the credit card shopping for shoes dear
of course we can watch a chick flick dear
screw the football game dear lets visit your mother instead.
lovetoread
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Originally posted by christophe
if a man is all alone in a forest, and speaks, is he still wrong?
Yes
a women always gets the last word in any argument...anything a man says is the beginning of a new argument.
Yes it is
yes dear
of course dear
right away dear
of course i still love u dear
Very nice,I think you've that lesson.
please max out the credit card shopping for shoes dear
of course we can watch a chick flick dear
screw the football game dear lets visit your mother instead.
Not so good. I dont want him to say any of those.
Anything else you want to add?
if a man is all alone in a forest, and speaks, is he still wrong?
Yes
a women always gets the last word in any argument...anything a man says is the beginning of a new argument.
Yes it is
yes dear
of course dear
right away dear
of course i still love u dear
Very nice,I think you've that lesson.
please max out the credit card shopping for shoes dear
of course we can watch a chick flick dear
screw the football game dear lets visit your mother instead.
Not so good. I dont want him to say any of those.
Anything else you want to add?
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Re: This is a sad day for mankind.....
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Re: This is a sad day for mankind.....
then again we all have our days! all of us male and female.
besides a little tlc can go along way. now where did i put my cat o nines! hmmmmm
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then again we all have our days! all of us male and female.
besides a little tlc can go along way. now where did i put my cat o nines! hmmmmm
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but what if they are mutually aggreed upon by both parties...then it can be a good thing
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