anyone with funny sex stories?

[Guest]

Does this count?

 

[ultimate_cin]

OMG, these stories are hilarious....great thread.......

 

[collegeteenm19]

anyone else with funny sex stories??

 

[yoshimitsu]

My GF and I were doing it one night and I was getting close to cumming. She was like "Oh yes, oh yeah, cum in my ear" I was like WTF well okay I guess if you really want me to.
Fortunately she cought her slip before things got too messy. She wanted to hear me breathing in her ear when I came, I was about to bust it out and fill her ear with man juice.
The funiest part is every now and then she will say it again. We will be in the middle and she will say "oh cum in my ear" and we will just start bustin up.
I'l have to do it some day

 

[collegeteenm19]

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