Aren't older men just superior?

[DaddysDoll_19]

Hell, when the cool kids say IFYKYK, I have to reply with IHNFI.

I might be a beekeeper, though.

got that going for you then xD

 

[DaddysDoll_19]

Amber's a Brit, I think. Be thankful she didn't say cunt and twat.

I'd prefer that over whatever Hamptons guy used

 

[AmberLGreen]

Amber's a Brit, I think. Be thankful she didn't say cunt and twat.

I was trying to be ladylike. If this thread is bringing out the older guys, I could benefit from this thread

 

[LostHorizon]

I'd prefer that over whatever Hamptons guy used

I didn’t use anything. You have me confused with someone else.

And there is nothing wee about my weiner

 

[AmberLGreen]

I didn’t use anything. You have me confused with someone else.

And there is nothing wee about my weiner

Especially when you have taken the pills and put a top hat on it?

 

[positiveflirt]

This thread is gold.

 

[LostHorizon]

I was trying to be ladylike. If this thread is bringing out the older guys, I could benefit from this thread

Variety is the spice of life. Nothing wrong with mixing up the vernacular a bit. Although foo foo is a new one to me.

And yes, stick around Amber. There are plenty of superior old guys to go around.

 

[LostHorizon]

Especially when you have taken the pills and put a top hat on it?

I told you I don’t dress it up!

My guy is fine just the way he is. And no pills other than speed and statins!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Variety is the spice of life. Nothing wrong with mixing up the vernacular a bit. Although foo foo is a new one to me.

And yes, stick around Amber. There are plenty of superior old guys to go around.

I have now googled the best words for vagina and I think they have changed the spelling because it says fufu. I always thought that was fuck you twice!

I think I will avoid calling it “penis fly trap” as I think that would be more for oral sex. Also not a fan of calling it Growler, Minnie (cause that would be a blatant lie), Whispering eye or Mary-Ellen. Who the fuck is Mary-Ellen and what has she done that is so special!

 

[Crownvic]

Just ask..so secrets here..

 

[Xerxes82]

Who the fuck is Mary-Ellen and what has she done that is so special!

Fucked me, that's what.

 

[LostHorizon]

I have now googled the best words for vagina and I think they have changed the spelling because it says fufu. I always thought that was fuck you twice!

I think I will avoid calling it “penis fly trap” as I think that would be more for oral sex. Also not a fan of calling it Growler, Minnie (cause that would be a blatant lie), Whispering eye or Mary-Ellen. Who the fuck is Mary-Ellen and what has she done that is so special!

Oh Lord. Thank you for that public service.

Mary Ellen? What an odd choice for a vagina name. Why not Betty Sue?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh Lord. Thank you for that public service.

Mary Ellen? What an odd choice for a vagina name. Why not Betty Sue?

I don’t think Betty Sue fucked @Xerxes82

 

[LostHorizon]

I don’t think Betty Sue fucked @Xerxes82

I wouldn’t know. I haven’t kept tabs on her in a while.

I had a lover who named her vagina Prudence. I thought that was clever.

 

[RandallOldman]

Who the fuck is Mary-Ellen and what has she done that is so special!

The only Mary-Ellen I know is from The Waltons. Pretty sure she fucked her brother John-Boy.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

 

[InThe312]

also I'd like to clarify that I am 19 and by older men I wasn't necessarily talking grandpa but more beekeeping age iykyk <3 love all of you tho

Well fuck. Now I gotta go back and fix all the odds again.

 

[InThe312]

Is there such a thing as an horrific dick?

*looks in my pants*

*looks up, bewildered*

How do I know?

 

[InThe312]

I was thinking the same thing. I’m impressed. And now I feel bad about stretching the truth about being a Wall Street billionaire with a Hamptons beach house.

And I only have about 17 more miles of homes I've been knocking door to door at. What a prick.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

*looks in my pants*

*looks up, bewildered*

What a prick.

 

[Grant55]

You have and I admire the way you have stuck around even after the hijacking of your thread. You haven’t caused a 100 page argument like @Grant55 did so you won’t get legend status but you’ve earned some respect

@GhostOfFAS see how I did the fist emoji? I am so down with the cool kids

Waiting...waiting...

To crown a new legend.

 

[Grant55]

You have and I admire the way you have stuck around even after the hijacking of your thread. You haven’t caused a 100 page argument like @Grant55 did so you won’t get legend status but you’ve earned some respect

@GhostOfFAS see how I did the fist emoji? I am so down with the cool kids

Between two threads, I think it was more like 20 pages.


@DaddysDoll_19 Good luck on your thread.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Between two threads, I think it was more like 20 pages.


@DaddysDoll_19 Good luck on your thread.

I build you up and you knock me down

 

[Grant55]

I build you up and you knock me down

Don't worry. 312 has your back. He just nominated me for Wanker of the Week.

 

[WizzyWig00]

My tech billionaire @WizzyWig00 has gone quiet. I wonder if he’s off showing his hard drive to @DaddysDoll_19

I am busy doing billionaire things