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Maple Leaf Barber Shop, once every two weeks.

What is your favorite breakfast?
Toast and coffee
If I'm out for breakfast( rarely these days-think tumbleweeds) I usually have eggs benedict with salmon

What is your favourite breakfast restaurant?
 
Toast and coffee
If I'm out for breakfast( rarely these days-think tumbleweeds) I usually have eggs benedict with salmon

What is your favourite breakfast restaurant?
That would be Jack Holders on Meridian, but I am a fan of any classic American diner.

What is your strangest relationship?
 
What is your strangest relationship?
The strangest I ever had was with a guy friend in college who I let learn the fine art of cunnilingus on me. That's all it was. His clothes all stayed on, he never had an orgasm in my presence, and he never even saw me topless. We did this about five times before he moved on to having an actual girlfriend. She owed me big time.

What is the oddest way someone has brought you to orgasm?
 
Maybe not "the" oddest but the one that cums to mind. Had a dancer in a strip club provide a rather intense table dance that resulted in an eruption sitting right there at the table.

Is it a watersport if you’re the only one playing?
 
Cuckholding. I’d never abide by it, but am amazed by those who do. It must be complicated.

Is there a celebrity or person in the news that you abhor yet would fuck in a heartbeat?
I'd make him take much longer than that.

What part of your body is craving human heat?
 
Very long time ago and it was my own in a form of cream pie.

Do you like a taste of cum? (BE HONEST!)
Seems like @zcraft5 forgot to ask a question.

I wouldn't say "like" but I also wouldn't say "dislike".

Are you still in touch with the first person you ever had sex with?
 
Seems like @zcraft5 forgot to ask a question.

I wouldn't say "like" but I also wouldn't say "dislike".

Are you still in touch with the first person you ever had sex with?
Yes, I am and we are actually very good friends.

Do you still remember the person who gave you the very first orgasm?
 
Yes.

What’s your go-to dinner on a night where you don’t feel like cooking?
 
You Craft pizza from a local spot w/ a salad. Preferably Greek.

Where is your summer go-to day trip/vacation spot?
It’s usually a beach but sometimes it’s the mountains.

Do you live in a beautiful place?
 
It’s usually a beach but sometimes it’s the mountains.

Do you live in a beautiful place?
To paraphrase another Litster - Clevelandish, Ohio... A great place to live; and I think it's beautiful too.

What is your favorite vacation memory?
 
To paraphrase another Litster - Clevelandish, Ohio... A great place to live; and I think it's beautiful too.

What is your favorite vacation memory?
Camping in the hills, the freedom of being told to not come back to the campsite until dark, and learning how to talk to girls as a tween/teen during the day at the river. Just great, great days.

What do you think/hope/fear will happen when you die?
 
What do you think/hope/fear will happen when you die?

All the pain will be over and all the petty, stupid and adult shaped shit will be somebody else's problem.

What's your favorite (or least distasteful) chore to do around your home?
 
Well, this thread needs to be brought back onto the rails and I’m just the bloke to do it.

Question: What the actual fuck is wrong with people nowadays?
 
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