Ask Me Anything -- bfg's virgin adventure

[barefootgirl69]

This is so exciting! Hope this is all so fun for you, BFG!

I'm going to throw a surrealist question at you to keep things shaken, not stirred:

Imagine the first ever Martian colony is being built and developed - and you're part of it. As part of this fantastic opportunity, you have been given the power to create the first ever sexual experience on Mars. **Make Mars Great Again!**

Assuming this is a human-only experience (sorry, little green men!), you need to decide the following:

What would be the first ever sexual position?
What musical instrument would you have playing in the background?
How many people would be involved?
In what appearance and theme would the room be decorated?
Would you need a Martian tissue to wipe up?
Did you remember to close the airlocks?

https://voca.ro/1dMoamP47L2x

 

[barefootgirl69]

Thong or boy shorts?

Undies or commando?

Would you flash to pizza boy? Or the pool boy?

...and...

Sex on the beach? Or in the pool?

https://voca.ro/1nYeXdx1kqfE

 

[barefootgirl69]

Thank you for accepting to be the newest victim of these, now on to the questions...

So... Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, Viking, who wins in a fight, and to spice up the question a bit which do you think would be more fun to have carry you off to bed after?

Since turn about is fair play let's send a few of your own questions back at you....

Do you dream often, if so do you remember them vaguely or vividly?

Favorite mixed drink you'd ask me to make you?

Pets growing up or currently?

That's a good start I think... I'll be back though

https://voca.ro/1b8rHJqwSA2T

 

[LAM_Writes]

https://voca.ro/1erg4vPlroai

Oh I didn't mean to make you cry, I'm sorry for that. And I'm sure that's not an easy memory to revisit, but I'm glad you shared about someone making such a profound impact on your life for the better.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hi, Barefootgirl! I've seen you post a lot but I don't think we've ever really talked.

How often do you actually go barefoot?

What movie(s) have you re-watched the most times?

What's a good way to cheer yourself up when you're feeling blue?

 

[shenglung]

https://voca.ro/1b8rHJqwSA2T

You are doing wonderful just take your time and go at your own pace.
Viking is definitely the way to go and you can always be greedy.
Red stag lemonade .... I think I can manage that.

Your not off the hook yet so continuing with the turnabout...

Have you ever done a strip tease or given a lap dance?

Early to rise or sleep in?

Since you asked me about my motorcycle if I offered you a ride would you accept?

And finally do you regret agreeing to this yet?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What are your musical preferences?

CDs, vinyl or streaming?

What was the last concert you went to?

https://voca.ro/1lPIVSG73v4r

(Thank you, shenglung, for telling me about my wrong post!)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Thank you! I’ve read the first 3. I read pretty much all the Danielle Steele books back in the 80s.

I loved her books, but haven't read any of her later ones.

Oh I didn't mean to make you cry, I'm sorry for that. And I'm sure that's not an easy memory to revisit, but I'm glad you shared about someone making such a profound impact on your life for the better.

I was hoping it wouldn't be so obvious that I got a bit emotional!! It wasn't because it's a bad memory, only because I wish I could have thanked him after that day.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Did you feel guilty using the word virgin?

Have you ever actually had a virgin adventure and, if so, please describe in generous detail

What is your go to "Naked Man"* pose? (pics encouraged)

*reference if needed: https://how-i-met-your-mother.fandom.com/wiki/The_Naked_Man

Have you changed you political affiliation yet?

When playing blackjack, if your hand was 66 and the dealer had a 2 showing, how would you play it?

https://voca.ro/183TPkzFc2LD

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hi, Barefootgirl! I've seen you post a lot but I don't think we've ever really talked.

How often do you actually go barefoot?

What movie(s) have you re-watched the most times?

What's a good way to cheer yourself up when you're feeling blue?

https://voca.ro/19xqKQRTHMrB

 

[barefootgirl69]

You are doing wonderful just take your time and go at your own pace.
Viking is definitely the way to go and you can always be greedy.
Red stag lemonade .... I think I can manage that.

Your not off the hook yet so continuing with the turnabout...

Have you ever done a strip tease or given a lap dance?

Early to rise or sleep in?

Since you asked me about my motorcycle if I offered you a ride would you accept?

And finally do you regret agreeing to this yet?

https://voca.ro/1noPYQvyaHCe

 

[shenglung]

https://voca.ro/1noPYQvyaHCe

You just had to be so sweet and gracious about this.... now I'm not sure I can bring myself to try and sneak in a last second group of questions later

Seriously though thank you for being such a great sport with this and letting us hear your wonderful voice. So hang in there just a few hours left and you get to find the next victim.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You just had to be so sweet and gracious about this.... now I'm not sure I can bring myself to try and sneak in a last second group of questions later

Seriously though thank you for being such a great sport with this and letting us hear your wonderful voice. So hang in there just a few hours left and you get to find the next victim.

You already snuck in a second set!

 

[tedsbeds]

You already snuck in a second set!

Do you go barefoot in the winter?

 

[Azuldrgon]

I love your voice!!!! Thank you for answering.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do you go barefoot in the winter?

I wear socks or house shoes on the wood floors in the morning and slip on mules to go out. As long as they're easy to slip off in the car.

 

[shenglung]

You already snuck in a second set!

Ok last min question... jk

Congratulations on making it 24 hours... now who's the next victim going to be?

Hmmm .... I kinda did ask a last min question after all lol.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ok last min question... jk

Congratulations on making it 24 hours... now who's the next victim going to be?

Hmmm .... I kinda did ask a last min question after all lol.

*curtsies* Thank you for asking me. I'm waiting for a couple of people to answer my PM about being the next victim.

 

[barefootgirl69]

What's your favourite karoake song?

See, i was gentle

The Elmer Fudd song!