Ask me anything

[center_stage]

But that's not how you answered my question. When I gave you two options - the generally accepted geologic age of the universe or the outrageously comic creationist age of the universe - you chose the latter. It doesn't take an insanely smart person to figure out that 6,000 years is far too short a time to form the galaxies, carve the vast land masses that make up this planet, and evolve the millions of different species on it.

So, whether or not you know the actual age of the universe isn't relevant. What is pertinent to my line of questioning was whether you can think logically. My question was answered.

Point taken.

 

[Ekserb]

In regards to past experiences, I look for someone who isn't currently married, or plans on getting married while we are together and not telling me.

I don't really have preferences for looks, I'm not into anything specific like blondes or brunettes.

I like a guy who can hold an intelligient conversation. Someone who will call me out when I am wrong and can ask questions and answer them in return. I want someone who will listen to me and give me an honest opinion, not just what I want to hear. I look for someone who will not lie to me about large scale things. Someone who can make me laugh is a plus, and common interests help too. I also like guys who don't play games and are up front about everything.

Apart from making you laugh, I'm your dream man.

Unless you weren't really serious about the "calling you out" part. In that case, I'm not your guy.

Doesn't really matter. I wouldn't date someone who thinks there is a guy in the clouds dictating what happens.

 

[center_stage]

Apart from making you laugh, I'm your dream man.

Unless you weren't really serious about the "calling you out" part. In that case, I'm not your guy.

Doesn't really matter. I wouldn't date someone who thinks there is a guy in the clouds dictating what happens.

I am serious about a guy calling me out. Nobody ever really calls me out on stuff, and therefore I think everything's okay.

So you don't believe in God?

 

[Ekserb]

So you don't believe in God?

Yeah, you must be new here.

I'm a big-time atheist. Big-time.

 

[pellso27]

ever fuck a retard

I have to know!

 

[center_stage]

Yeah, you must be new here.

I'm a big-time atheist. Big-time.

I take breaks every now and then. I must admit, atheists have always intrigued me.

 

[center_stage]

I have to know!

No I have not.

 

[bluebell]

Quickens the blood.

Yeah, I admit that I screwed up on Ekserb's question. Oh well. I learned something today, I don't think logically.

We always learn something from Ekserb.
He's like a conglomeration of the entire cast of Sesame Street, except meaner.
And not so hairy and feathery.

(Does anyone else have a vision of Ekserb shaving down muppets now?)

 

[pellso27]

whats the sluttiest thing you ever did?

I need to know...seriously

 

[Ekserb]

I take breaks every now and then. I must admit, atheists have always intrigued me.

What is it that you find so intriguing? That we can live our lives in peace and not kill everyone we see? Why does everyone think that just because someone doesn't believe in a fairy godfather that person mustn't be a good human being?

I'm speaking, of course, about every other atheist. I happen to think that a lot of people need to die.

 

[Lorali82]

(Does anyone else have a vision of Ekserb shaving down muppets now?)

Just their crotches.

 

[monique1971]

I take breaks every now and then. I must admit, atheists have always intrigued me.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Ekserb IS your dream man then.

 

[Ekserb]

Just their crotches.

And their heads! The girl muppets, anyway.

 

[center_stage]

I need to know...seriously

I don't really know if I do anything slutty. I may wear slutty clothes sometimes, but that's it. I don't know if this is slutty, but I let my ex take pictures of me while I went down on him and while I was on top.

 

[bluebell]

And their heads! The girl muppets, anyway.

Seriously. He didn't make that Bald Chicks thread for nothin'.

 

[Ekserb]

I don't really know if I do anything slutty. I may wear slutty clothes sometimes, but that's it. I don't know if this is slutty, but I let my ex take pictures of me while I went down on him and while I was on top.

Now you've done it. How many seconds before we see the inevitable lineup of "can we see the pictures?" requests from every horny male Lit member? Guesses?

 

[center_stage]

What is it that you find so intriguing? That we can live our lives in peace and not kill everyone we see? Why does everyone think that just because someone doesn't believe in a fairy godfather that person mustn't be a good human being?

I'm speaking, of course, about every other atheist. I happen to think that a lot of people need to die.

I never said you weren't a good human being, I just know that atheists intrigue me because personally, believing in God gives me comfort, and I can't imagine not having that comfort.

 

[center_stage]

Now you've done it. How many seconds before we see the inevitable lineup of "can we see the pictures?" requests from every horny male Lit member? Guesses?

Pictures were burned when we broke up. I was in charge of the film, and I had the camera in my possession the entire time. He never once had it in his hands, and it was always at my house.

 

[bluebell]

I never said you weren't a good human being, I just know that atheists intrigue me because personally, believing in God gives me comfort, and I can't imagine not having that comfort.

Time for my second "Uh-oh" of the day.

 

[Lorali82]

Seriously. He didn't make that Bald Chicks thread for nothin'.

Yeah, but I'm guessing he would more immediately require smoothly shaved puppet crotch before he'd be willing to stick his hand in there.

 

[monique1971]

Yeah, but I'm guessing he would more immediately require smoothly shaved puppet crotch before he'd be willing to stick his hand in there.

Hilarious.

 

[Ekserb]

I never said you weren't a good human being, I just know that atheists intrigue me because personally, believing in God gives me comfort, and I can't imagine not having that comfort.

I can't imagine thinking that the whole of everything was somehow whipped into shape with a snap of the fingers and a clap of the hands.

Sure, we don't currently know what caused the Big Bang, but I do have faith in science's ability to glean knowledge from the slightest evidence, and just as all other religious dictates have fallen to the scientific scrutiny of People Smarter Than Me, I assume that everything that can be known will be known. Maybe not in my lifetime, but eventually.

Besides, I'm also comforted by the knowledge that I'm not going to burn in hell forever just because I worked on Sunday.

 

[Ekserb]

Yeah, but I'm guessing he would more immediately require smoothly shaved puppet crotch before he'd be willing to stick his hand in there.

Get out of my head, woman!

 

[ShyGuy68]

Back to questions:

What's your favorite fantasy at the moment?

 

[Ekserb]

Back to questions:

What's your favorite fantasy at the moment?

Whoa, whoa, fucking whoa. Party pooper.