Attention guys.... Read this post

[Diamond_Girl]

You're a grandfather??? With that ass???

*meow*

That was my thought, too! WOW!!!

 

[webber1998]

~had kids when I was young~ ....

 

[Raidho]

You're a grandfather??? With that ass???

*meow*

Clearly my jaw wasn't the first to drop at that news.

Wow.

 

[Diamond_Girl]

((((((((((DG)))))))))))))


You gorgeous thing, how have you been?

Hey Babe! OMGosh! If I were doing any better, I'd have to be twins!!! So hard to believe that Dusky and I haven't been together a month, yet, and he's filling out an application for an apartment down here today! Yay!!!!!!! It's getting closer - FAST!

 

[Billiebov]

Coming on to you?? ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*wipes tears of laughter from eyes and walks out*

::Talking to myself:: I guess I shouldn't have been so hard on her, maybe there was a way to let her down more gently. I know, I could have asked her how the lady loving in her on-line was satiating her carnal lusts. Then maybe she would have been so distracted by german popes and velvet lips that she wouldn't have wanted to flog me senseless. What's the point in that anyway, shouldn't you want to flog sense into someday; especially if you think they are already kind of on the non-sensical side.

 

[DirtyKitten]

Hey Babe! OMGosh! If I were doing any better, I'd have to be twins!!! So hard to believe that Dusky and I haven't been together a month, yet, and he's filling out an application for an apartment down here today! Yay!!!!!!! It's getting closer - FAST!

Baby, I'm SO thrilled for you. You deserve all that happiness girl.

 

[DirtyKitten]

::Talking to myself:: I guess I shouldn't have been so hard on her, maybe there was a way to let her down more gently. I know, I could have asked her how the lady loving in her on-line was satiating her carnal lusts. Then maybe she would have been so distracted by german popes and velvet lips that she wouldn't have wanted to flog me senseless. What's the point in that anyway, shouldn't you want to flog sense into someday; especially if you think they are already kind of on the non-sensical side.

The girly sex is delicious, thanks for asking.

 

[Raidho]

50 responses and counting.... Sorry you guys. But all of these venomous replies are exactly what I was expecting. I just had to hang around to watch the frenzy.... Thanks again for illustrating my point so beautifully. So without further adieu.....B BYE now

I'm actually quite grateful you felt the need to bitch about the lack of "progressive" women when you were looking for a little internet-action rather than the real thing.

It gave me prime opportunity to see an ass I might have otherwise missed.

Thanks much.

 

[Billiebov]

The girly sex is delicious, thanks for asking.

Still don't strain yourself, what if you accidently passed out while muff diving? that sort of thing can leave scars, if you don't accidently drowned.

 

[Billiebov]

I'm actually quite grateful you felt the need to bitch about the lack of "progressive" women when you were looking for a little internet-action rather than the real thing.

It gave me prime opportunity to see an ass I might have otherwise missed.

Thanks much.

just out of curiosity where are you traveling to, one of the companies i worked for sponsored a toys for tots drive for a guy to bicycle to new orleans this summer. all the proceeds were to go to buy toys for the children of that area for christmas. i wonder if the guy made it yet.

 

[pokey1]

Attention guys....Read this post

Attnirty Kitten, I' ve just became a member. And you were the one that keeps me checking in! Now your checking out ?

 

[*Twisted*]

umm is that a definte?

Thats right guys. He didn't get any cyber, so you won't either.

Cause I really like cyber, done properly it has a viseral feel. The key seems to be getting into the moment. Not just stick tab a in slot b. but that's just me. LOL
perhaps I'm totally off about that.

 

[Billiebov]

Attnirty Kitten, I' ve just became a member. And you were the one that keeps me checking in! Now your checking out ?

I think you misunderstood, skygazer was the one who was disgruntled and decided to leave. I believe dirty kitten is merely viewing another thread at the moment. but far be it for me to actually put any words in dk's mouth, i think its too busy at the moment to put anything there at the moment .

 

[Raidho]

just out of curiosity where are you traveling to, one of the companies i worked for sponsored a toys for tots drive for a guy to bicycle to new orleans this summer. all the proceeds were to go to buy toys for the children of that area for christmas. i wonder if the guy made it yet.

That's awesome. I love to hear stories like that.

I can see myself doing that -- one day. Right now just biking for that bike.

Well, that, and a smaller ass.

Thanks for sharing, though

 

[DirtyKitten]

I think you misunderstood, skygazer was the one who was disgruntled and decided to leave. I believe dirty kitten is merely viewing another thread at the moment. but far be it for me to actually put any words in dk's mouth, i think its too busy at the moment to put anything there at the moment .

Girl on Girl sex ROCKS.

 

[Billiebov]

That's awesome. I love to hear stories like that.

I can see myself doing that -- one day. Right now just biking for that bike.

Well, that, and a smaller ass.

Thanks for sharing, though

glad you found it inspirational.

 

[Billiebov]

Girl on Girl sex ROCKS.

No, I will not go out with you; stop begging it's really sad. ::Gives her a quick chaste peck on her forehead, picks her up, turns her around and swats her ass playfully:: Go be good, I'd only break your heart anyway. ::Slow sad smile::

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Cause I really like cyber, done properly it has a viseral feel. The key seems to be getting into the moment. Not just stick tab a in slot b. but that's just me. LOL
perhaps I'm totally off about that.

If done well with the right person, it can be quite enjoyable. BUT... The loser bonehead (oops, did I say that out loud? ) is right. I'm not going to want to cyber with someone who's intelligence is limited to "Do u wanna watch me cum?" My partner and I spend about about 95% of our time together NOT cybering. If his intelligence was limited to "Do u wanna watch me cum?" then that'd never happen. And without the more intellectually stimulating part of our relationship, the cyber would pretty much suck. Then what'd be the point?

 

[DirtyKitten]

No, I will not go out with you; stop begging it's really sad. ::Gives her a quick chaste peck on her forehead, picks her up, turns her around and swats her ass playfully:: Go be good, I'd only break your heart anyway. ::Slow sad smile::

You'd never get my heart player. Therefore, you'd be unable to break it.

 

[*Twisted*]

Lol

Couldn't have said it better myself. I've had people tell me, well I don't cyber, I don't see the point. but really, you spend time talking, breathing, living in the moment, and it can be just as real as "real life". Is it as good as being there? probably not, but it can be damned exciting and fulfilling in my eyes.

 

[Diamond_Girl]

Couldn't have said it better myself. I've had people tell me, well I don't cyber, I don't see the point. but really, you spend time talking, breathing, living in the moment, and it can be just as real as "real life". Is it as good as being there? probably not, but it can be damned exciting and fulfilling in my eyes.

Nope, it's not as good as being there, but it's a nice way to "try on" someone new and different. I'm happily married, and hubby is a pretty darn good lover. However, Dusky is different in his approach and technique, and that's just darn exciting! Besides, I tend to be a bit of an exhibitionist, and showing it off to hubby just kinda loses something.

 

[skygazer]

This is really ridiculous

Why is it that everybody is missing the point entirely... I posted this thread to see if I could get a rise out of anyone. And you all took the bait hook line and sinker. Even I was unprepared for the level of hypocrisy. Has everyone forgotten that Literotica is a PORN site. Contained within it are numerous erotic stories and abundant sexual imagery Excuse the hell out of me for assuming that if a women is signed up at this site that she is interested in "eewww" SEX.... Like I said earlier This post has already produced twice the response of all of my other posts put together. It is incomprehesible to me that when a post is put on here from a guy looking for erotic conversation it is usually ignored. But let a women post a thread that she is seeking the same thing and all the men dive on it. Guys, shame on all of you that have chosen to treat me as some sort of pariah for merely verbalizing what all of you are thinking. And ladies, I warned you in the beginning that this thread may be offensive to you and urged you not to read it yet you went on to read it anyway... You all had your chance to post your opinions when I asked for them politely a month ago. Instead most of you chose to ignore that post until now. So you've had your chance to speak ... Now I wish you'd all just shut the hell up.
The opinions of 90% of the women who responded to my original post ...Ladies Your Opinions Please... were that they found an explictly titled thread distasteful . Almost every guy on lit is here for some kind of hook up either R/L or cyber whether they admit it up front or not. Since I know that the women here are not ignorant to this fact. I make the assumption that you prefer to be lied to about our intentions. This to me is the mystery. Why would you choose to be lied to. You are chatting with a man on line... You know what he wants and you know that you'll eventually go there and yet there must be this game.... WHY?

 

[Billiebov]

You'd never get my heart player. Therefore, you'd be unable to break it.

Really, you seem to find me quite provocative as you continue to respond to me in this thread when you've mentioned repeatedly and teasefully that you have far more enjoyable activities to pursue. I just wanted to warn you what you might be getting yourself into if you allow your curiousity to get the better of you. Side note: if i were a player would i warn you ahead of time? I'd think if I aspired to that title i'd just let you dangle believing what you wanted, just a thought.

 

[DirtyKitten]

Really, you seem to find me quite provocative as you continue to respond to me in this thread when you've mentioned repeatedly and teasefully that you have far more enjoyable activities to pursue. I just wanted to warn you what you might be getting yourself into if you allow your curiousity to get the better of you. Side note: if i were a player would i warn you ahead of time? I'd think if I aspired to that title i'd just let you dangle believing what you wanted, just a thought.

Are you saying I'm incapable of keeping up with two conversations?

 

[*Twisted*]

*Laughs

Okay, so your point is that he wants it, she wants it, she knows he wants it and what's the point? Dude, that's human nature. Seduction boils down to what two people want. the how you go about it is different in each case. yeah I agree with you, the guys who say, I want some hot babe to cyber now, aren't going go get much. But still, your post has morphed into something a bit more philosophical then what it started to be, sit back and enjoy it.