Au Pairs and Safewords

[00Syd]

Well thank fuck you are not my Mommy...

You are 24/7 here and would undoubtedly be the kind of parent who neglects her offspring due to a hectic online social "life..."

I feel bad for whoever is.

I'm actually not here 24/7 (is anyone?), and thankfully not a parent, considering.

 

[Etoile]

Yes, I can think of hundreds of examples of unity being a strength...

However, unity because a couple of complete strangers share a common interest in BDSM, allied to the fact they disapprove of "trolls" bringing a little bit of humour to their precious Forums... A recipe for disaster in my vast experience of life on planet Earth...

See, the problem is...you're not funny. My cat is much more funny than you. You are not funny at all.

 

[minx1]

Yes, I can think of hundreds of examples of unity being a strength...

However, unity because a couple of complete strangers share a common interest in BDSM, allied to the fact they disapprove of "trolls" bringing a little bit of humour to their precious Forums... A recipe for disaster in my vast experience of life on planet Earth...

But does it matter what issue or shared belief unites people? The strength comes when and how it's jointly acted on.

 

[Dominant_Chef]

See, the problem is...you're not funny. My cat is much more funny than you. You are not funny at all.

You don't find me funny... Could that be anything to do with the fact that you're a dull humourless, sour-faced bore from the US & A?

 

[Dominant_Chef]

But does it matter what issue or shared belief unites people? The strength comes when and how it's jointly acted on.

So, I'm running amok on these dull Forums...

Are you suggesting that because they all tried to ridicule me and of course failed, then they were not united and the underachieving bellends should try again?

 

[minx1]

Are you suggesting that because they all tried to ridicule me and of course failed, then they were not united ?

Nope thats not what I am suggesting.I am saying they are united and they could/will easily do something if they choose.

 

[Harmony_1985]

You don't find me funny... Could that be anything to do with the fact that you're a dull humourless, sour-faced bore from the US & A?

It has jack shit to do with where she's from, because there are Aussies on here who don't find you funny and British people on here who don't find you funny.

It's a universal thing.

 

[Dominant_Chef]

It has jack shit to do with where she's from, because there are Aussies on here who don't find you funny and British people on here who don't find you funny.

It's a universal thing.

Have you unblocked me now?

 

[Harmony_1985]

Have you unblocked me now?

Thank you captain obvious.

 

[Dominant_Chef]

Thank you captain obvious.

A few people make the same mistake... that of making a song and dance about ignoring somebody and then replying to one of that persons posts a few days later...

It's strange how 95% of the people who make this avoidable error are indeed weight challenged....

 

[Dominant_Chef]

Nope thats not what I am suggesting.I am saying they are united and they could/will easily do something if they choose.

Bring the fuckers on I say...

 

[Instig8r]

Bring the fuckers on I say...

Bend over big boy. Oh look, already have Crisco on your asshole. Who beat me to you?

 

[Etoile]

 

[Toa_lin]

Well thank fuck you are not my Mommy...

You are 24/7 here and would undoubtedly be the kind of parent who neglects [his] offspring due to a hectic online social "life..."

please, do not make me point out the obvious issue with the bolded statement from you... Especially on this thread

 

[Dominant_Chef]

please, do not make me point out the obvious issue with the bolded statement from you... Especially on this thread

If you use a secret symbol in your posts I'll know when you are trying to be entertaining... Until the symbol has been allocated, STFU and never again type on my threads...

 

[Harmony_1985]

I think it's cute he talks like we're actually going to comply with what he says....

 

[Dominant_Chef]

I think it's cute he talks like we're actually going to comply with what he says....

<Attaches a Kebab to a stick and dangles it in front of you>

You were saying about complying?

 

[Harmony_1985]

<Attaches a Kebab to a stick and dangles it in front of you>

You were saying about complying?

I think it's cute he talks like we're actually going to comply with what he says....

Wasn't going to waste the energy re typing it.

 

[Dominant_Chef]

Wasn't going to waste the energy re typing it.

You know you want to comply... in fact; I bet you are planning how to lose a couple of hundred pounds as I type, in order to stand a chance of being considered.

 

[Harmony_1985]

You know you want to comply... in fact; I bet you are planning how to lose a couple of hundred pounds as I type, in order to stand a chance of being considered.

Ha, tell me, what does the inside of your large intestine look like?

Cos you really do have your head up your own arse.

 

[EmpressFi]

You are so close to being banned from my thread...

You cant ban anyone from a thread.

 

[subbie_333]

Ha, tell me, what does the inside of your large intestine look like?

Cos you really do have your head up your own arse.

Well, it is amazing to me that he has gotten fucked in the ass on this site at least twice and hasn't even noticed it, so, i guess he is so loose that he wouldn't feel his head up there either

 

[Dominant_Chef]

You cant ban anyone from a thread.

Really? Wow, I didn't know that...

 

[Etoile]

Hey, person-who-knows-that-I-know-who-DC-is, can you do something about this? Cleanup in Aisle 5.

 

[Dominant_Chef]

Hey, person-who-knows-that-I-know-who-DC-is, can you do something about this? Cleanup in Aisle 5.

Are you drunk again?