malinborn
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boy, haven't you already been schooled that it's US OF A?
Or just USA.. we'll take either one
Or just USA.. we'll take either one
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Shh now honey.. remember I told you.. he said in the area of England where he grew up, they didnt teach them properly... unlike the areas near Portsmouth, Liverpool, and Manchester and well London, were our friends went to school.
You know how hard it is to re-learn something once you've been taught a certain way...
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He did say US of A at one point. I called him on it; he ignored me. Life goes on.
I'm not sure which will happen first - us getting bored of him and moving on, and him getting bored of us, and going to the GB.
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Well, the only way we could get bored with him would be if we take him too seriously. me, i am easily entertained and just entertain myself if i feel like it. i remind myself that y'all are figments of my imagination, and, that explains everything as well as justifying how i feel about anything that happens here. Like, some of y'all are more entertaining than others, basically cus i want it that way.
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So, all you're saying is that for you he is not as entertaining for you as some of the two-trick and three-trick ponies we have seen come and go. OK, fair enough
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So, all you're saying is that for you he is not as entertaining for you as some of the two-trick and three-trick ponies we have seen come and go. OK, fair enough
I think I figured it out! He lacks the "crazy" factor. doll_parts, PrincessGoddess...they were TRULY. CRACKED. UP. I could have watched those car wrecks for ages. But Dominant_Chef is obviously putting on an act, he doesn't believe a word he's saying. (Which is good, because none of it is true...) So although he was amusing at first, he doesn't have much staying power for me, because the act stays the same. When a person is genuinely crazy, they keep inventing new ways of expressing it, and you can gawk forever.
There you have it, Etoile's Criteria for Enjoying Trolls, v.1.0.
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I think I figured it out! He lacks the "crazy" factor. doll_parts, PrincessGoddess...they were TRULY. CRACKED. UP. I could have watched those car wrecks for ages. But Dominant_Chef is obviously putting on an act, he doesn't believe a word he's saying. (Which is good, because none of it is true...) So although he was amusing at first, he doesn't have much staying power for me, because the act stays the same. When a person is genuinely crazy, they keep inventing new ways of expressing it, and you can gawk forever.
There you have it, Etoile's Criteria for Enjoying Trolls, v.1.0.
Well, you have seen enough of me around here. Would i be entertaining to you as a troll?
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Whoa, now I'm confused. Why would you ask this? You aren't a troll, you're a poster, a member, a participant. I have no idea what you mean here.
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Whoa, now I'm confused. Why would you ask this? You aren't a troll, you're a poster, a member, a participant. I have no idea what you mean here.
LOL Some would say that i'm crazy. So, if i suddenly became a troll, would i be an entertaining troll?
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Ha! I don't know, you'll have to try it and see! I don't think you're quite that kind of crazy, though. Kailey_86 is another one who entertained me but she also concerned me...she was 18 years old and in permanent sub frenzy and bouncing around from fetish to fetish. It was interesting but also scary because I wonder what she's getting up to now.
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Although i have been a member of the site for about 3 years, i really didn't participate until shortly before PrincessGoddess. So, i don't know about those other folks, and, not worth my time to go back and find out.
But, i might suggest that you amend your theory. PrincessGoddess and Dominant_Chef made unprovoked personal flames and/or continually made arguments to build up support for something(s) that was totally unreasonable to everyone else. They keep providing things for people to get upset about and keep arguing about. Different from the totally clueless troll who isn't even selfaware enough to attack others or to continue to argue for their beliefs. So, different types of trolls require different handling.
Kinda like what i tried to teach my cats about how to deal with bugs in the house. You eat them, and, they are not around any more for you to play with. One of them picked that up quicker than the other. i remember one day when the one who learned that was playing with a bug, calmly enjoying the show. The other slowly walked over and ate the bug and walked away. The other kinda looked around like "What the fuck did you do that for?!??! I was playing with that!"
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Ooooooh. Excellent point. Those make for good material too. You are wise in the ways of trolls!
That's an adorable story about the cats though. I LOVE when cats in a multi-cat household interact. We had six once upon a time, and the social hierarchy was fascinating. But as for bugs, they do like to play with them! I prefer to run away screaming.
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Ooooooh. Excellent point. Those make for good material too. You are wise in the ways of trolls!
That's an adorable story about the cats though. I LOVE when cats in a multi-cat household interact. We had six once upon a time, and the social hierarchy was fascinating. But as for bugs, they do like to play with them! I prefer to run away screaming.
Another bug solution, from the "Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom" thread:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=28108711&postcount=4104
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But sis, if Malin used his club (or staff, in the av) across Chef's head; then we could teach him how to properly pronunciate US of A. Maybe even have him write US of A and/or USA 1000 times.
Couldn't we? It would be fun trying to knock that much sense into him.
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But sis, if Malin used his club (or staff, in the av) across Chef's head; then we could teach him how to properly pronunciate US of A. Maybe even have him write US of A and/or USA 1000 times.
Couldn't we? It would be fun trying to knock that much sense into him.
Like aversion therapy.. I get it...
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I'm liking this idea as long as we establish that this isn't a minor posting here. Would not want to get Malinborn in that kind of trouble. But a good swift whack is warranted here...
LC
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Fucking hell, I come here for a little bit of fucking relaxation and what the fuck happens, I get fucking stalked by a rival chef…
Which one of the Two Fat Bikers are you lad?
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You really must all stop moaning about me. I am here for the duration and you fuckers had better fucking well get used to that idea...
It's a shame that I couldn't attract better looking people to stalk me though... as word of my arrival to this forum hits the proverbial grapevine, I'm sure that the better looking people will indeed find me. Until then, you Neanderthals will have to do.
It's a shame that I couldn't attract better looking people to stalk me though... as word of my arrival to this forum hits the proverbial grapevine, I'm sure that the better looking people will indeed find me. Until then, you Neanderthals will have to do.
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Fuck me; you are indeed proof that people from the US & A are so nauseatingly misinformed...
Educated people residing in "Portsmouth, Liverpool and Manchester" that really did make me chuckle you misguided hosebag.
It’s so sad how desperate, unloved, over-weight piles of US & A trailer trash visit England once, undoubtedly in pursuit of 10 minutes of BDSM, with some idiot they have met in a seedy Internet chat room and upon their return to the land of the dumb and dumber…they are connoisseurs of English heritage, culture, TV listings and NOW, where in MY country to be educated…
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But sis, if Malin used his club (or staff, in the av) across Chef's head; then we could teach him how to properly pronunciate US of A. Maybe even have him write US of A and/or USA 1000 times.
Couldn't we? It would be fun trying to knock that much sense into him.
Why, oh why, oh why, do ugly women refer to other ugly women as "sis" on the Internet?
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You're cute.. you make me laugh... you're wrong.. but you're so stupid it's pitifully cute. I'd pat you on the head but I'm afraid of soiling my hands.
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Actually, while you may be "here to stay" we dont have to get used to anything. See, there's this ignore feature and when you stop being amusing, which I believe you've almost reached that point for me, we can use it, and then we simply wont see anything you post.
