Be as boring as possible.

[gypsy*seer]

Vintage cast iron pans should sit flat on the cooking surface...

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I have consumed a copious amount of fermented grape juice. It is causing pleasant feelings of loss of inhibition, and Loud Speaking!

 

[gypsy*seer]

I have consumed a copious amount of fermented grape juice. It is causing pleasant feelings of loss of inhibition, and Loud Speaking!

My third bottle of water is tepid.....blech!

Think I'll join Deep, and immerse myself head-first into a bottle of pinot...

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

My third bottle of water is tepid.....blech!

Think I'll join Deep, and immerse myself head-first into a bottle of pinot...

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Fermented water is so fucking transcendent.

 

[missgiter]

Gin and Cranberry.

 

[Cattypuss]

I'm a bit thirsty, but not very.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

 

[lovecraft68]

Literotica's reigning king of boring (not to himself obviously.)

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=515029

 

[loquere]

Filibusters and points of order!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Filibusters and point of orders

Technically, it's "points of order." Sorry; I know that's boring, but ... oh, wait. That's why we're here.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I'm a bit thirsty, but not very.

Did you do the debate with yourself about wheter you are in fact thirsty enough to get something to drink or whether to leave it for awhile, only to go through the same self debate again?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Thought while cleaning ears: Shouldn't Q-Tips be called E-Tips? You don't clean your quail with them. Not usually.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Thought while cleaning ears: Shouldn't Q-Tips be called E-Tips? You don't clean your quail with them. Not usually.

I have had this thought before, actually. Just think of the opening of your ear as the "O" and imagine the Q-Tip as the "\" and then put the "\" into one side of the "O" and it will start to make more sense to you, I think. It helped me.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I have had this thought before, actually. Just think of the opening of your ear as the "O" and imagine the Q-Tip as the "\" and then put the "\" into one side of the "O" and it will start to make more sense to you, I think. It helped me.

Then you'd have Ø. Zero-Tips. Or Ф (ef)Tips in Cyrillic.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Then you'd have Ø. Zero-Tips. Or Ф (ef)Tips in Cyrillic.

Gosh, I guess my idea was more complex than I realized as you are clearly unfamiliar with how to use a Q-Tip. Maybe that makes me some sort of snob for assuming everyone knows how to use them. My apologies for an inadequate description that clearly ignored the inexperienced.

That said, for anyone who isn't skilled with a Q-Tip, maybe this image will help?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Then you'd have Ø. Zero-Tips. Or Ф (ef)Tips in Cyrillic.

Agreed. Or I was thinking, maybe a sundial.

Gosh, I guess my idea was more complex than I realized as you are clearly unfamiliar with how to use a Q-Tip. Maybe that makes me some sort of snob for assuming everyone knows how to use them. My apologies for an inadequate description that clearly ignored the inexperienced.

That said, for anyone who isn't skilled with a Q-Tip, maybe this image will help?

Forty wax with an E-Tip for you.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I have stopped drinking pee because it make my asparagus smell bad.

 

[seela]

Asparagus makes everybody's pee stink, but not everybody can smell it.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Asparagus makes everybody's pee stink, but not everybody can smell it.

Oh no. It's the pee that makes my asparagus stink.

 

[seela]

Oh no. It's the pee that makes my asparagus stink.

I think that's far too interesting a phenomenon to post here. *tsk tsk*

 

[dawei]

I put my junk mail into the recycled bin. Now what do I do?

 

[IsabellaKing]

You shouldn't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.

 

[Cattypuss]

Did you do the debate with yourself about wheter you are in fact thirsty enough to get something to drink or whether to leave it for awhile, only to go through the same self debate again?

Yes. Thrice. After much soul-searching, decided to stay dry.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

14 hour road trip sharing a car with my folks.

 

[mynameisben]

A woman can easily spread her legs beyond 180 degrees in a non-Euclidean space.