Be as boring as possible.

[Curious_in_Cali]

summer

cold

*HONK*

*(in honor of this thread) leaves you tepid and bland chickenesque soup, stale and partially crumpled saltines, and a smooshed box of tissues.

 

[dawei]

I have a craving for plain yogurt.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Belly button fluff is usually grey.
Why?
My clothes aren't.

 

[Oubliette123]

Waiting for the hours to pass before I go back home tomorrow. long, lonely, dreadful boring hours.

 

[SirVPL]

boooooring

Cant wait for the waiting to end.

 

[ndoorfin]

a bus went past today it was so exciting

 

[moaningmyrtle]

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[ndoorfin]

how.................. are........................... you........................?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Eh, pretty good, you?

 

[ndoorfin]

awesome, saw a bus go past it was so so exciting

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

What kind of bus? Like a yellow school bus? Or more of a public transportation bus with marketing of some sort painted on the side?

 

[ndoorfin]

it was BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Neat.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Six unsalted pretzels.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Empty snack bag where cheese flavored chips once lived.

 

[gypsy*seer]

A dead partridge in my pear tree.

 

[knot_sweet]

A dead partridge in my pear tree.

At the small gallery near my place, one of the recent exhibitions involved taxidermy birds.

One of them was an upside down pigeon on top a small cuckoo clock..

So a dead partridge in a pear tree would have fit right in and not been boring at all.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

An off-beige sparrow on a patch of cracked concrete.

Also, celery.

 

[knot_sweet]

An off-beige sparrow on a patch of cracked concrete.

Also, celery.

Can't even find celery boring.
Every time I eat it, I'm constantly thinking "negative calorie food...cool"


It just occurred to me I'm a very dull person.
Oh well.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Can't even find celery boring.
Every time I eat it, I'm constantly thinking "negative calorie food...cool"


It just occurred to me I'm a very dull person.
Oh well.

Celery with generic peanut butter.

 

[knot_sweet]

Celery with generic peanut butter.

Yeah, but even generic peanut butter is tasty.

And then there's the whole dichotomy of negative calorie food meets extra calorie food.

A whole dietary conundrum in your mouth in one bite.

Do the calories it takes to burn the celery negate the calories from the peanut butter?

I would have thought it depended on how much peanut butter you put on it, but maybe it also depends on what kind of peanut butter you use.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Yeah, but even generic peanut butter is tasty.

And then there's the whole dichotomy of negative calorie food meets extra calorie food.

A whole dietary conundrum in your mouth in one bite.

Do the calories it takes to burn the celery negate the calories from the peanut butter?

I would have thought it depended on how much peanut butter you put on it, but maybe it also depends on what kind of peanut butter you use.

Caloric celery with spreadable woodpulp paste.

 

[LallyH]

I'm going to go out to the apple tree in the garden, pick some fruit and make a crumble.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm going to go out to the apple tree in the garden, pick some fruit and make a crumble.

Wet cardboard.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I'm going to go out to the apple tree in the garden, pick some fruit and make a crumble.

^^^THAT is not boring!