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Since I'm apparently soulless now, I thought this would be the perfect time to do my Valentine's Blessing.

And since I am absolutely horrible and name's list and know that I'd forget someone....to all who I have ever, currently am and will intreat....have a good V-day.

Now let S&BJ Day get here so we can properly celebrate. ;)

Oh and here's my card.

;):cool:

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Perplexia said:
blah blah..unless you're planning on playing Dr. Shh..
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*puts on a smock, a stethoscope, one of those headband thingies and picks up a pair of latex gloves*

Now....ya might feel a slight......*snaps the gloves on* .....pinch.

*smirks*

Which in all actuality, is a nice feat for a soulless dude.
 
ken_adenee said:
*puts on a smock, a stethoscope, one of those headband thingies and picks up a pair of latex gloves*

Now....ya might feel a slight......*snaps the gloves on* .....pinch.

*smirks*

Which in all actuality, is a nice feat for a soulless dude.
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oh you can have your soul back when Nina's done with you.

Rarrr *swoons
 
ken_adenee said:
Ooooooooover the raaaaaainbow, waaaaaaay up hiiiiiiigh!

Now they sound like true spoilers of sport indeed.



Um.....in the mail. Only took me filling out a form and 3 UPC symbols too.
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indeed. they must be eaten fresh. -nods-


Ohhh... its Dr quack-r-jack....
 
Perplexia said:
oh you can have your soul back when Nina's done with you.

Rarrr *swoons
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Promises promises promises. :p

Oh dear it appears she's gone mad......I suppose we must take her temperature.

(Cause sure why not?...oh and *cues cheesy pron musics. And yes, I did those spelling mistakes intentionally. Bite me.*)

Now where's that thermometer?

Nina327 said:
indeed. they must be eaten fresh. -nods-


Ohhh... its Dr quack-r-jack....
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I thought it was brains that had to be eaten fresh. *shrugs*

That's my practicing name. My professional name is Sir Dr. Cornelius Enzigvald Spritzklein McDouglas O'Rourke....Big Bear....ESQ. LLC. Trademarked and Copyrighted.


:D
 
ken_adenee said:
That's my practicing name. My professional name is Sir Dr. Cornelius Enzigvald Spritzklein McDouglas O'Rourke....Big Bear....ESQ. LLC. Trademarked and Copyrighted.


:D
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Fitting. Tis more than a mouth full.
 
ken_adenee said:
Promises promises promises. :p

Oh dear it appears she's gone mad......I suppose we must take her temperature.

(Cause sure why not?...oh and *cues cheesy pron musics. And yes, I did those spelling mistakes intentionally. Bite me.*)

Now where's that thermometer?
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*chomp chomp

Mad? nah ..a tad deranged, over flirtatious, angelic, addicted to Firefly and Thor, but not mad.

ooh that thermometer is cold the least you could have done was warm it up. ;)
come on, you don't miss your soul, you're relieved it's gone, now you can be a naughty bad boy.
 
The_Spectre said:
*Looks away*

Maybe, but I know what I likes and what I likes is crazy.
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*scratches head. didn't you just say that wasn't crazy or deranged it was hot. now i'm crazy again. I have sunflower seeds rattling in my head.
 
Perplexia said:
*scratches head. didn't you just say that wasn't crazy or deranged it was hot. now i'm crazy again. I have sunflower seeds rattling in my head.
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Your asking about logic from someone who has a crazy mercenary as his avatar?

Silly Plexy. Silly sexy Plexy.
:)
 
Perplexia said:
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*chomp chomp

Mad? nah ..a tad deranged, over flirtatious, angelic, addicted to Firefly and Thor, but not mad.

ooh that thermometer is cold the least you could have done was warm it up. ;)
come on, you don't miss your soul, you're relieved it's gone, now you can be a naughty bad boy.
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Heheheh....cute picture.

And those are all good qualities.....I am very much impressed.

But leave the diagnosing to the Dr! :p

I may have a warmer one around here.....careful, it's a bit thicker then the regular one.

Yes because as you can clearly see, I've been a pure innocent angel until that very moment.

Nina327 said:
Fitting. Tis more than a mouth full.
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Well a fella certainly doesn't like to brag.......

;) :rolleyes:
 
ken_adenee said:
Heheheh....cute picture.

And those are all good qualities.....I am very much impressed.

But leave the diagnosing to the Dr! :p

I may have a warmer one around here.....careful, it's a bit thicker then the regular one.

Yes because as you can clearly see, I've been a pure innocent angel until that very moment.



Well a fella certainly doesn't like to brag.......

;) :rolleyes:
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If i always left it up to the man or in this case the Dr. I would be twiddling my thumbs way to often.
Ooh a bigger warmer therometer. Lube Dr. Lube. Ky warming gel if you please.
I sincerely doubt you can claim the title angelic. But you're soul did keep you more reserved.
 
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