Begin your sentence with..........

[orangecurious]

It took a lot of willpower to hold out, but he gave in and ate the cake.

Eta

Yet, the coffee was needed before he would finish the cake

 

[BrendaBear]

Cake... cake??? What a downer she thought she was going to get some meat.

 

[orangecurious]

"meat?" And she deleted his request for a date.

 

[kenbrack]

Date?? Sure he decided it would be a great day for a picnic

 

[BrendaBear]

Picnicking out at a remote spot in the woods sounded nice and the clearing with soft grass made a nice place for the blanket.

 

[kenbrack]

Blanket was laid out and covered the grass nicely so that we wouldn’t get any stains

 

[BrendaBear]

Stains from her lipstick on him gave him reason to smile to himself later on.

 

[kenbrack]

On that night, he knew he would never forget her kiss

 

[BrendaBear]

Kisses on my neck, and on my breasts, on my thighs... they all make me hot and horny.

 

[orangecurious]

"horny toad?" And he stared at the critter and swore it was a lizard.

 

[BrendaBear]

Lizard costume… he can’t be serious!

 

[orangecurious]

Serious-ly, it was the only fancy dress thing left in the shop.

 

[kenbrack]

Shop till you drop was her motto and he didn’t know if he would survive

 

[BrendaBear]

Shopping for lingerie is a delightful way to spend the day.

*Okay… I was late…so*

Survive the boredom of my shopping and you will be rewarded when I wear these stockings.

 

[kenbrack]

Stockings on Brenda look quite sexy

 

[BrendaBear]

Sexy clothes to wear are required to turn on my man.

 

[kenbrack]

Man, are they a lucky guy

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Guy is a family name

 

[BrendaBear]

Named after a greek god, and he had the body to match.

 

[kenbrack]

Match the bra with the stockings and you’ll get me more excited

 

[BrendaBear]

Excited men were coming into the auditorium as she was getting dressed.

 

[ccs29745]

Dressed to impress, he was taking her to a very nice restaurant.

 

[Polranny]

Restaurants usually have a vegan alternative but not for the meat the chef has in his trousers

 

[EctoJohn]

Trousers everywhere, why doesn't he just put them in the laundry basket like everyone else?

 

[BrendaBear]

Trousers everywhere, why doesn't he just put them in the laundry basket like everyone else?

“El Sexy” he called himself, but I thought he was kind of a dork.