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[kenbrack]

Dork really wasn’t an insult to me because I completely associated with it.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Dork he may be, but his fingers move like rain through petals

 

[MiaBabe23]

Trousers everywhere, why doesn't he just put them in the laundry basket like everyone else?

As a side note, why aren’t those pants just ripped apart already haha

 

[Polranny]

Dorking is a town in Surrey where there are no brothels

 

[orangecurious]

It occurred to him that the petals of the rose were concealing a bee that was none to pleased at the presence of his big nose.

 

[BrendaBear]

It occurred to him that the petals of the rose were concealing a bee that was none to pleased at the presence of his big nose.

No secret what I wanted to do with that lady when I got her alone.

 

[orangecurious]

"Alone Again, Or?" was his favourite song by the band Love.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Love is a spiteful mistress.

 

[BrendaBear]

Mistress clearly had things she wanted to do, and I was looking forward to it.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

It was as uninspiring as he expected but he did his best to appear amused.

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

Amused was I that she appeared from a cave where she made the bedrock.

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Bedrock up ahead," Barney said as Fred took the exit.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Exit is over there. You don't fit in with the established group here.

 

[orangecurious]

"Here you go" and she handed him a warming cup of coffee.

 

[BrendaBear]

Coffee was what they wanted, sludge was sadly what was delivered.

 

[ccs29745]

Delivered some coffee that will keep them going for a long time.

 

[BrendaBear]

Time to get ready, she thought to herself as she reached for her lingerie drawer.

 

[orangecurious]

"Draw Ernie" she said and he felt like a right muppet.

 

[Polranny]

'Muppet' he whispered , she loved her nickname so much she was his immediately

 

[orangecurious]

Immediately after he had eaten the toast he wanted another slice.

 

[Polranny]

Slice by slice the cake miraculously disappeared down her throat

 

[orangecurious]

Throat singing probably wasn't the wisest past time to embark upon during a family holiday.

 

[Polranny]

Holiday is a dirty word to a workaholic

 

[orangecurious]

workaholic, sexaholic, alcoholic, he was none of them, but he liked a frolic.

 

[Polranny]

workaholic, sexaholic, alcoholic, he was none of them, but he liked a frolic.

 Frolicking in a field of hay she suddenly felt horny and headed to the barn to play