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ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 8,966 Feb 13, 2026 #17,387 Doesn't it seem like the 5 days after the weekend are the hardest?
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Wandering_Sen Friendly misanthrope Joined Dec 18, 2025 Posts 910 Feb 13, 2026 #17,392 Continued misuse of the word 'literally' should be punished by beating the offender with a water soaked pool noodle.
Continued misuse of the word 'literally' should be punished by beating the offender with a water soaked pool noodle.
L Lovebooks Virgin Joined Dec 18, 2025 Posts 235 Feb 13, 2026 #17,393 Noodle rhymes with doodle, as in I'm a yankee doodle dandy.
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Seamus44 Kill me now pls Joined Feb 13, 2013 Posts 1,215 Feb 13, 2026 #17,399 Was that an example of yoda speak?
EyesOnHers Virgin Joined Aug 22, 2025 Posts 2,020 Feb 13, 2026 #17,400 Seamus44 said: Was that an example of yoda speak? Click to expand... Speak like this you do