ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 8,815 Yesterday at 1:04 PM #17,426 Bed feels better than the floor when trying to sleep all night.
CiaoSteve Embracing Erotica Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,581 Yesterday at 2:47 PM #17,427 Nights sometimes I have slept on the sofa as it felt the right place to be
ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 8,815 Yesterday at 3:36 PM #17,428 Be on the sofa last night I was, and I got better sleep on it than the bed.
CiaoSteve Embracing Erotica Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,581 Yesterday at 3:40 PM #17,429 Beds need to be filled with vegetables, but wait until the last frost has passed to plant anything tender
Beds need to be filled with vegetables, but wait until the last frost has passed to plant anything tender
Soundz On The Path Joined Oct 26, 2025 Posts 34 Yesterday at 4:12 PM #17,430 tender touches leave me wanting more
Wandering_Sen Friendly misanthrope Joined Dec 18, 2025 Posts 759 Yesterday at 6:44 PM #17,431 More often than not, I wonder why humanity is filled with absolute bellends.
CiaoSteve Embracing Erotica Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,581 Yesterday at 7:44 PM #17,432 Bellends are not to be confused with bell-bottoms in the trouser stakes
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 46,819 Yesterday at 7:45 PM #17,433 Stakes are not popular in the vampire community.
CiaoSteve Embracing Erotica Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,581 Yesterday at 7:46 PM #17,434 Community service is one outcome of breaking the law
Shady_nz cc's girl .. always Joined Jan 25, 2024 Posts 7,937 Yesterday at 7:57 PM #17,435 Law alwsys wins, so don't go breaking it!
M MerryeMikee Mature Man Joined Dec 28, 2025 Posts 766 Yesterday at 8:01 PM #17,436 It is a short word, but not the shortest.
CiaoSteve Embracing Erotica Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,581 Yesterday at 8:28 PM #17,437 Shortest work I've ever published is 750 words, but is it a story or just a snippet of one
Wandering_Sen Friendly misanthrope Joined Dec 18, 2025 Posts 759 Yesterday at 8:51 PM #17,438 One is not always the loneliest number.
CiaoSteve Embracing Erotica Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,581 Yesterday at 9:39 PM #17,439 Numbers are important... the right one opens many doors, the wrong one just leaves you wondering
L Lovebooks Virgin Joined Dec 18, 2025 Posts 200 Yesterday at 9:40 PM #17,440 Wondering why people just can't get along anymore.
CiaoSteve Embracing Erotica Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,581 Yesterday at 9:43 PM #17,441 Anymore or any more, I always get confused as to which offers something additional
J JessMarsh69 Virgin Joined Feb 14, 2026 Posts 24 Yesterday at 9:58 PM #17,442 Additional information is needed before we can rule out the suspect
ccs29745 Shady's guy Joined Sep 25, 2006 Posts 8,815 Yesterday at 10:55 PM #17,443 Suspect was butt ugly according to the victims report.
Wandering_Sen Friendly misanthrope Joined Dec 18, 2025 Posts 759 Yesterday at 11:13 PM #17,444 Report the violations and steal the cream cheese, but remember that ducks will never stay in a row.
MorpheusLunar Sir Joined Feb 11, 2021 Posts 363 Today at 12:32 AM #17,445 Row after row after row was turning his arms into limp rope, and his spine into a flaming stump, as he propelled his tiny skiff forward against the power of the ocean.
Row after row after row was turning his arms into limp rope, and his spine into a flaming stump, as he propelled his tiny skiff forward against the power of the ocean.
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 46,819 Today at 1:05 AM #17,446 Ocean calls my name, so I build myself a boat.
L Lovebooks Virgin Joined Dec 18, 2025 Posts 200 Today at 3:01 AM #17,447 Boat people love sailing the across seas.
EctoJohn Romantic Swordsman Joined May 8, 2009 Posts 46,819 Today at 5:02 AM #17,448 Seas can be quite rough to navigate during a storm.
CiaoSteve Embracing Erotica Joined Mar 31, 2015 Posts 1,581 Today at 8:01 AM #17,449 Stormy times lie ahead, batten down the hatches and find somewhere safe to hide