Of course I've "been here" two years longer than you have.
Of course I've "been here" two years longer than you have.
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...and I've been here two years longer than you, and this proves.....what?
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Yeah........the sudden flurry......I just find it odd.
You tell me.
I'd love to hear your feedback.
I'd have to give my real name to show my resume, as it were. Not going to do that.
The stories here are more than a little niche. I don't even link to them on my sig. If you aren't specifically looking for this particular story, you will hate it. I expect a lot of 1s. I am actually surprised my scores are as high as they are. I was expecting 3 to be the ceiling.
I have one 4.44. You could knock me over with a feather on that one. It's a pretty sick story.
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I can type up an impressive resume, too.
Some of SR's published work is simple enough to find since he has it right in his sig.
Yours is where?
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That they can count to two?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
It's always funny as shit when people point out a post count (or something else equally nonsensical, as above) as an indicator of anything.
I can type up an impressive resume, too.
I understand that. That is what I am trying to tell you.
I am a woman who has written very extreme bdsm porn. Since anything I've published has been published under my real name, I can't reveal it to you. That would feel like suicide.
So, no, I won't tell you where I've been published because I can't back it up and, as you mention, anybody can type up a resume. I could tell you which publications I've been in but I can't tell you which issue and which story. I couldn't expect you to believe it.
If you want to criticize my writing based on what I've posted here, I truly would welcome that. I don't need credentials to see if your criticism is helpful. I don't need credentials to know if you are a good writer. I can make these decisions on my own. There are writers who make great money whom I believe to be total crap. There are very unpopular writers I believe to be brilliant. I'm an unswayed by public opinion.
If you told me I was the worst writer in the world and gave me a solid reason why you thought that, I would look at my writing to see if I saw what you were talking about. No credentials neccessary.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
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It's always funny as shit when people point out a post count (or something else equally nonsensical, as above) as an indicator of anything.
Apparently you missed the point altogether. Schwen called me a newbie. I simply pointed out that I've been here two years longer than he has been. Because HE was the one making a point of it. And it turns out HE's the newbie. lol.
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So, this is how it feels to be the centerpiece at a funeral.
Thanks for the attention and publicity, guys and gals. You can visit me and lots of Literotica's best and brightest authors either right here on the Literotica story boards and/or at eXcessica.com.
Happy writing (and sniping).
Thanks for the attention and publicity, guys and gals. You can visit me and lots of Literotica's best and brightest authors either right here on the Literotica story boards and/or at eXcessica.com.
Happy writing (and sniping).
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It meant something to you, or you wouldn't have broken land speed records posting that you'd been here longer.
I have no liking for Schwenn - not even a little bit - but.....pot meet kettle.
You talkin' to me?
I am.
Why do you need credentials?
Why can't you make the call on your own?
That is what I am asking.
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So, this is how it feels to be the centerpiece at a funeral.
Thanks for the attention and publicity, guys and gals. You can visit me and lots of Literotica's best and brightest authors either right here on the Literotica story boards and/or at eXcessica.com.
Happy writing (and sniping).
Don't you just love it?
So, this is how it feels to be the centerpiece at a funeral.
I'm the focus of this pecking party, now!
Step aside!!!!
The hatred is for ME now!!!
:It meant something to you, or you wouldn't have broken land speed records posting that you'd been here longer.
I have no liking for Schwenn - not even a little bit - but.....pot meet kettle.
No, all you require is your blind hatred of SR71. Well, hello pot. lol.
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I don't hate him. That would involve emotional commitment, and sorry...he's just not worth that.
Do I think he's a prissy little snot? Absolutely, but hate....no, darling. Not even close.
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I'm the focus of this pecking party, now!
Step aside!!!!
The hatred is for ME now!!!
Well, you're certainly welcome to it. (and may have earned it). I'm off to finish off another anthology to submit to eXcessica now. Come and visit us--and maybe join us. I'll have to check out your stories.
(Tip: If you'd like a stalker of your own, just look at Cloudy cross-eyed.
)Then why did you jump on MY ass for just responding to a point forced by someone else here?It's obvious that you are only doing it because I am defending SR71. Do you think we are so dumb that we can't see your bald motivations?
I think you are kidding yourself (or at least trying to kid us) about the depth of your animosties. You've got a bad addiction. lol.
I really needed it today. I'm trying to quit smoking, I can't write at my day job and nothing else is happening here. This has been like a godsend.
I'm not even kidding.
Like I said, if you aren't into extreme bdsm, don't read my stories. I wouldn't even want those images in your head if you don't want them there.
(Tip: If you'd like a stalker of your own, just look at Cloudy cross-eyed.
I've already done that. Did you not see that I've already done that?
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I have a Ferrari and live in a mansion. My latest work netted me a fortune.
Of course, I use my own name so I can't tell you that here.
Take my word for it.
Now then, I have better things to do.
I have a Ferrari and live in a mansion. My latest work netted me a fortune.
Of course, I use my own name so I can't tell you that here.
Take my word for it.
Now then, I have better things to do.
Better things to do than respond to my posts without reading them?
I believe that.
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I am not taking sides.
The following statement may or may not be a reflection of my sad, pathetic life.
"Submissive male walks into room to see if he is needed, hearing arguing from many dom/mes he looks suddenly lost and then walks quietly to a neutral corner."
I am a newbie, reading this thread for the 1st time because I am intertested in submitting writings in the future and trying to get a sense of what editors are like to deal with so that I can decide how best to move forward. From what I have read, many editors are accomplished/experienced writers. However, it also seems many are arrogent power ego Masters and Mistresses. Some of you want to hate and some of you want to get along. Some of you seem to be competing for I don't know what for sure, who's the best editor/writer or who's opinion has credibility and who's doesn't maybe? As a newbie, I don't think I want the most specialized and involved editing process. I guess you could say I am just looking to make a new friend to ask for advice and guidance. Someone that I could ask, "Does that sound good, does this make sense?" So, I guess what I am trying to say is, I am not sure I understand what the point of this thread is, but I am sure some of you are going to tell me or tell me to get out.
"Seeing all the self-absorbed Dom/mes yelling, he realizes he cannot bring anyone pleasure. The submissive male turns to face the walls of the corner and begins to sob softly, teers rolling down the cheeks of his face and falling on his naked thighs to dry."
The following statement may or may not be a reflection of my sad, pathetic life.
"Submissive male walks into room to see if he is needed, hearing arguing from many dom/mes he looks suddenly lost and then walks quietly to a neutral corner."
I am a newbie, reading this thread for the 1st time because I am intertested in submitting writings in the future and trying to get a sense of what editors are like to deal with so that I can decide how best to move forward. From what I have read, many editors are accomplished/experienced writers. However, it also seems many are arrogent power ego Masters and Mistresses. Some of you want to hate and some of you want to get along. Some of you seem to be competing for I don't know what for sure, who's the best editor/writer or who's opinion has credibility and who's doesn't maybe? As a newbie, I don't think I want the most specialized and involved editing process. I guess you could say I am just looking to make a new friend to ask for advice and guidance. Someone that I could ask, "Does that sound good, does this make sense?" So, I guess what I am trying to say is, I am not sure I understand what the point of this thread is, but I am sure some of you are going to tell me or tell me to get out.
"Seeing all the self-absorbed Dom/mes yelling, he realizes he cannot bring anyone pleasure. The submissive male turns to face the walls of the corner and begins to sob softly, teers rolling down the cheeks of his face and falling on his naked thighs to dry."
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I can see the irony in that.
Not the least because, as you read elsewhere in this room, you'll see that it isn't full of editors seeking the best writers to edit and fluffing their feathers up in the process, it's full of writers who can't find an editor--or editorial help--at all.I can see the various points of the thread--but then I'm the centerpiece (or, rather, should I say "main course"?), so that's easier for me to see.
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