Best And Worst Pick Up Line...

[SweetDevil77]

Worst I ever heard was genuinely said to me a couple of years ago.

Hey! Nice tits, do you do anal?

Please tell me you castrated this man to ensure he never reproduces! Some men are such idiots.

 

[SweetDevil77]

I haven't done it yet, but my friend and I have had this idea of walking into a bar, spotting a really cute girl (but only if she's not accompanied by any guy), walk up to her and go:

"I might not be very good looking, but... y'know..." and then smile and wink at her.

I don't know if we can consider this a pickup line but I'm dying to go out and try it... just to see the girl's reaction.

Hate to break it to ya hun but I'm not thinking that will work. Unless she's REALLY desperate or already drunk.

 

[Daveinport]

I've never used pick up lines and can't imagine how they work, if and when they do. Here's mine (never used)...

Man to a woman - "Yours is the most beautiful face I could ever hope to come(cum) across".

 

[Money1969]

Worst Dating Pick-up Lines

2. Do you believe in love at first sight -– or should I walk by again?
3. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
6. I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
9. If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.
13. I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat?

I actually like these. Of course they'd be nothing more than humorous ice-breakers but I'd be willing to talk to you after these.

 

[culloden]

You're on my to-do list.

 

[jessienet]

wow your hands are tiny- they'd make my cock look huge ...

 

[mmarfox]

were you born on a farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock

this is more like a punch line than a pick up line

 

[protein863]

you looks so hot

 

[Aurantica]

you looks so hot

Oh yeah, that'll do it. I'm stunned aren't bedding dozens of beautiful women right now, with a silver tounge like that!

 

[mojodoug]

Line I want to use

"Why yes I am undressing you with my eyes, can I by you a drink to throw in my face?"

 

[kryssiwilliams]

My favorite ever that was used on me and worked. I admitted to being a bit of a nerd and enjoying calculus. His response:

"I want to be your first derivative, so I can lie tangent to all your curves."

 

[CandiCame]

Best line ever used on me: "Do you have a few minutes to hear about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=771873 near the bottom of the page

Worst line ever: So, you still suck cock?


Best line I ever used: So, you like bread? I've got French loaf! .............. I love you! (totally slept with that chick, for 6 months- if you don't get the reference, you're just not cool enough)

Worst line I ever used: (while shitfaced drunk, heard about it later) Oh my GOD- look at your TITS- wanna fuck?

In my defense, the chick was dancing topless on MY coffee table- in MY face, and she was shitfaced to. She couldn't even knock my ass down when she slapped me, and I was already falling down.

 

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[cielle_aimer]

"I want to marry you." Not sure if this is the best or worst coming from a homeless guy.

I want to be that homeless guy

 

[BiSmiley]

Man asks woman "Hear any good pickup lines?"
Woman answers "I hope I wake up next to you tomorrow."
Man responds "So do I"

(depending on the delivery of the above it could also be the worst)

 

[NotShyGuy]

Best one I've heard, I heard an old man use on a younger girl in a bar,

"Where do you keep all the hearts you steal with that smile?"

 

[RNJAG]

Gotta check back here more often. Keep'em
Cumming!
I wouldn't say I've got a big big dick or that I am the best fuck here. Just ask any girl here that is smiling.

 

[Man_in_Chester]

Its cold outside

... when they say "don't I know you from somewhere", I always reply maybe I am the receptionist at the STD clinic. They leave quickly after that.

Or else put an arm round your waist and say,"Receive me again."

 

[HunnyAriana]

The one that has always stayed with me since I heard it was -

Would you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

 

[Aurantica]

The one that has always stayed with me since I heard it was -

Would you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

You know, if you think about it a certain way, that's kind of disturbing.

 

[subme01]

WORST I've ever experienced:

"I'm in the navy...I've had to sign the official secrets act cos of all the naughty shit I've seen...I've had an AIDS test...fancy coming back to mine?"

Unsurprisingly, this was a NO!

 

[subme01]

Large group of us were out at a restaurant. One of the guys fancied the waitress and was flirting with her throughout the meal. At the end, the bill took some sorting and the waitress asked "Has anyone had anything that's not on the bill?", to which our, by now rather overconfident friend replied, "Yeah, herpes." It took him a moment to realise that his smart alec sex related comment was not a desirable one. Needless to say, he didn't get the girl and years later, we still bring it up from time to time in the pub.

 

[Dream59]

Me- Lets play carnival.
her- how do you play.
me- sit on my face and I guess your weight.

 

[NippleMuncher]

This is what I'm using currently.

 

[Boundlife]

At a university geology confence, on free beer night, I had a guy come up to my and say, "I bet I'm smarter than you."