Bistro Bijou

[Homburg]

It did work fairly well. Some stuff was weird, but largely because that segment of life is one that I just don't give a hoot about, not because the test was off.

 

[loststar]

wow that quiz thing pinned me down really well, thats kind of amazing, because even though I wear myself on my sleave, i dont fit neatly into boxes, so alot of those programs have trouble, but this one worked well

 

[loststar]

random inspiration

cant pin me down
not pretty enough for paper
yet I’ll captivate you
make you follow me
for as long as you can endure
I cant stop running
need the taste of the day
slowed down
let you catch your breath
off again
full speed
the wind is stronger than you
can you keep up
is the race solitary
cant pull you
you need to want it
more than you want me

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*sniff* Is that ... Beef Wellington?



Hi Beasties!

I've been on a retreat for a bit, getting my head together – I thought it would only be for the weekend, but I found this lovely little camping spot in a heironymous bosch painting and decided to stay for a couple of days. I'm back in town at least long enough to get supplies, and maybe have a little single malt in the bistro, (the imps drank everything I had with me) but I left my camp set up near the giant ceramic torso, thinking that I may head back for a bit.

It's nice out there. Peaceful, y'know, no cars, no cel phones. And the ibis-headed homunculi have such an interesting take on things.

Meanwhile, though, I brought back presents.

I brought a little music set for Sassy's Lounge. I'm calling it, "I'd rather be fucking. Possibly to this.”

Bowie

Mark Morrison

Massive Attack



I got some new art to put up too.
For the smoking lounge. It reminds me of a really hot Anais Nin scene I read once, in which it was most definitely NOT a pipe.

For the men's room.

And I was thinking this for behind the open mic stage, maybe.
Yeah, there's a theme. Magritte always makes me feel calmer about surreality.

Okay, what else. *rummages in Santa bag*

A wedding present for SafeBet. Appliances are always a good choice.

A juicy slice of thank you for loststar who jumped right into her cute little convertible when the flare went up.

And even though we have a real chef now (gonna be a real tired chef in a bit here, once I have some of that wellington), I thought I'd do an old-style Bistro menu. Remember back in the beginning when all you had was me and I couldn't cook?

But I can sorta cook:

Maybe a tossed salad, to start.


The fruit course may get a little out of hand

A little Duck Soup

the beef course

the fish course

A very tart lemon sorbet

something a little spicy.

the savory course

I'm thinking something cool and frothy for dessert


*Pops this on the juke and wanders toward the back room.*

I'll be back here writing porn if anyone needs me for anything.

And to those who are helping me keep the faith, my deepest and most fervent gratitude. Kiss them for me.


bj

 

[Safe_Bet]

so there is a monstress mess in the kitchen.

It's about time you got back here! Camping my ass! Not allowed! SOMEBODY needs to keep these GUYS in line! (Please note that all the girls have been behaving themselves like Ladies [most hookers are ladies, right?])

I mean geeze! Anschul is running around with 'baby seal pup breath,' wanting picture of my cheerleader outfit clad ass; Tzara is putting up Flying Love Monkey proof screens to keep Jamison and me out of his house; and I don't even KNOW what language Homburg is speaking (something about Blimps, I think).

Anyway, welcome back and now, PLEASE kick some ass around here!


(erm, no - Sorry, I have prior commitments - ah, I'm sure everyone else will gladly help clean up the kitchen. Sorry, running late you know... Bye...)

 

[unpredictablebijou]

It's about time you got back here! Camping my ass! Not allowed! SOMEBODY needs to keep these GUYS in line! (Please note that all the girls have been behaving themselves like Ladies [most hookers are ladies, right?])

I mean geeze! Anschul is running around with 'baby seal pup breath,' wanting picture of my cheerleader outfit clad ass; Tzara is putting up Flying Love Monkey proof screens to keep Jamison and me out of his house; and I don't even KNOW what language Homburg is speaking (something about Blimps, I think).

Anyway, welcome back and now, PLEASE kick some ass around here!


(erm, no - Sorry, I have prior commitments - ah, I'm sure everyone else will gladly help clean up the kitchen. Sorry, running late you know... Bye...)

I always have to do the dishes when I get home. But doing the dishes actually turns me on, so it's okay.

I wrote about that once.

You bring that flying love monkey business right over here, young lady. I'm all about that. And you can send me the cheerleader pics too - I can help decide if they'll corrupt Anschul too much. I'm just helpful like that.

bj

 

[Angeline]

*sniff* Is that ... Beef Wellington?



Hi Beasties!

<snip>

I don't camp. I'm not outdoorsy. I'm urban, even in Maine, I'm urban. The one time I went hiking in the mountains, I took an umbrella. My friends (who did this hiking thing somewhat more regularly) were mortified, but yknow it looked like rain. The only outdoors I really understand are beaches, the kind nexxt to boardwalks.

So I can't relate to this camping thing. But I'm happy to see you swanning around the Bistro again.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

But I'm happy to see you swanning around the Bistro again.

The homunculi have been teaching me some new moves.

 

[Safe_Bet]

You bring that flying love monkey business right over here, young lady. I'm all about that. And you can send me the cheerleader pics too - I can help decide if they'll corrupt Anschul too much. I'm just helpful like that.

Stick around, I'll email you a pic of a Flying Love Monkey IN a cheerleaders outfit!

I always have to do the dishes when I get home. But doing the dishes actually turns me on, so it's okay.

I wrote about that once. http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=313816

Well no shit! If I know something turns Amy on, she is stuck doing that thing forever! Of course, being a kind caring individual, I DO give her an opportunity to relieve the built up lust - that's the least I can do!

Here, let me help with those dishes. Ooops, you didn't really like that plate did you?

 

[Angeline]

The homunculi have been teaching me some new moves.

That's twice in as many days that I've heard that term. ee was watching MASH last night (he's the one addicted to old sit-coms, not me!), and someone called Cpl. Klinger a "hairy humunculus." Lol! So now Max Klinger and humunculus are one in my mind.

Did you take the test Annie linked to a few posts back? It's way cool.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Stick around, I'll email you a pic of a Flying Love Monkey IN a cheerleaders outfit!

*PMing email, home address, work phone, vital stats and GPS positioning*

That's twice in as many days that I've heard that term. ee was watching MASH last night (he's the one addicted to old sit-coms, not me!), and someone called Cpl. Klinger a "hairy humunculus." Lol! So now Max Klinger and humunculus are one in my mind.

Did you take the test Annie linked to a few posts back? It's way cool.

I got stopped by the very first question. Which of those is art? Like, ALL of them. I'm completely stumped. I'll try again in a little while.

And I took the religion test twice and once I came up Unitarian, and once buddhist. I've started actually looking at what the LAST things are on people's lists. That's kinda interesting too.

bj

bj

 

[Angeline]

*PMing email, home address, work phone, vital stats and GPS positioning*




I got stopped by the very first question. Which of those is art? Like, ALL of them. I'm completely stumped. I'll try again in a little while.

And I took the religion test twice and once I came up Unitarian, and once buddhist. I've started actually looking at what the LAST things are on people's lists. That's kinda interesting too.

bj

bj

Mine was Jehovah's Witnesses. They used to come to my house all the time because me ex, who had no intentions of converting, didn't know how to say no to them. They'd start talking to me and I'd just look at em and say "I'm Jewish." Lol! They'd be gone almost before I got it out of my mouth. I decided "I'm Jewish" equates for them with "Don't even try."

Try the test again again when you are so inclined. I had a hard time choosing, too, but I thought the answers I got after I did choose were surprisingly accurate. Basically it said I'm a dreamer who likes to escape with writing. Yup. Sounds right to me.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I might do that later tonight. It is indeed an interesting test. Right now it's class night so I have to go get food and prep for talking for three hours straight. But I'll be back late, at least long enough to see what's the haps.

hearts to everyone.

bj

 

[sassynyc]

Maybe a tossed salad, to start.

I saw those shoes, and damn near fainted! I must have them.
I saw The Notorious Bettie Page (movie) a few times, and was always transfixed with the shoes she wore for her shoots.

Just so you know, that pic, to me, is the equivalent of a methadone shot for someone with the shakes of withdrawal.

Lingerie too....I'm swooning!

 

[Safe_Bet]

I saw those shoes, and damn near fainted! I must have them.
I saw The Notorious Bettie Page (movie) a few times, and was always transfixed with the shoes she wore for her shoots.

Just so you know, that pic, to me, is the equivalent of a methadone shot for someone with the shakes of withdrawal.

Lingerie too....I'm swooning!

Damn Sassy! You looked at that pic and saw shoes? LOL

Don't EVER tell me I'M sick! (Hell, I never got past the stocking tops! - they were real silk too - yum!)

 

[sassynyc]

Damn Sassy! You looked at that pic and saw shoes? LOL

Don't EVER tell me I'M sick! (Hell, I never got past the stocking tops! - they were real silk too - yum!)

I'm a hardware kinda girl. So Sue me
While the ladies are lovely, software does nothing to ring my chimes.
Add to that, a shoe and undies fetish, and there ya have it.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I'm a hardware kinda girl. So Sue me
While the ladies are lovely, software does nothing to ring my chimes.
Add to that, a shoe and undies fetish, and there ya have it.

Yeah! Christmas shopping for you is going to be a snap - swing by Jimmy Choo's then pop over to Freddy's of H and we are done!

 

[Anschul]

I always have to do the dishes when I get home. But doing the dishes actually turns me on, so it's okay.

I wrote about that once.

You bring that flying love monkey business right over here, young lady. I'm all about that. And you can send me the cheerleader pics too - I can help decide if they'll corrupt Anschul too much. I'm just helpful like that.

bj

Maybe we can look at them together? Maybe in the back room, huh? Maybe when no one else is around? Maybe...

Stick around, I'll email you a pic of a Flying Love Monkey IN a cheerleaders outfit!

Heeeeeeey!! I asked firrrrrssssst.
...that's something I hear from one or the other of my little ones every day...

Damn Sassy! You looked at that pic and saw shoes? LOL

Don't EVER tell me I'M sick! (Hell, I never got past the stocking tops! - they were real silk too - yum!)

Sassy looks at everything and sees shoes. I'd call it a sickness if it wasn't so cool.

 

[sassynyc]

Yeah! Christmas shopping for you is going to be a snap - swing by Jimmy Choo's then pop over to Freddy's of H and we are done!

I fully expect you to remember that.....December's only 4 months away.

Sassy looks at everything and sees shoes. I'd call it a sickness if it wasn't so cool.

That explains the shrink's look of worry during that Rorschach business.

 

[Anschul]

I fully expect you to remember that.....December's only 4 months away.



That explains the shrink's look of worry during that Rorschach business.

Okay, my Sweet. What kind of shoes do you think of when you see



this... .

While I was perusing Rorschach images, it occurred to me that almost every one of them reminded me of labia. Talk about a one-track mind... Go ahead, try it. Type in Rorschach in Google Images, look at them and tell me what YOU see.

Just a thought...

 

[Homburg]

While I was perusing Rorschach images, it occurred to me that almost every one of them reminded me of labia. Talk about a one-track mind... Go ahead, try it. Type in Rorschach in Google Images, look at them and tell me what YOU see.

Just a thought...

I see this:

I'm weird like that. And, yes, I am excited that the movie is coming out soon. I just hope they don't fuck it up.

 

[Anschul]

I see this:

I'm weird like that. And, yes, I am excited that the movie is coming out soon. I just hope they don't fuck it up.

Why am I not surprised?

 

[Homburg]

Why am I not surprised?

Um, because I'm a geek, and it is a geek response?

 

[loststar]

god I love geeks

 

[Homburg]

god I love geeks

And I count myself among the Men Who Love Women Who Love Geeks.



ETA: The last time I visited MIS, we spent an evening playing the "Trivial Pursuit: Star Wars Edition" that she has in her boardgame collection. How's that for geek love?

She won, by the way