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My new story--

Devil's Rebellion Ch. 01

I had to laugh when I thought maybe this story would be especially nightmarish for my freaky friends in the bistro- especially the very beginning of the story. LOL

-Sheila
 
That counter thingy seems to be only for the "Hangout" threads, so I don't feel quite so bad.

If I were the most prolific poster on Lit, that would be another thing entirely.I would happily enter rehab. But damn, this past week or two I've been doing a lot of, well let's just say playing with myself around here, cause no one's been around to play with me. Except UYS, of course.

I'd love to lose that contest, really. I already know what I think; I'd rather hear from other people.

*secret message deleted*
 
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Not so secret when it arrives in my mailbox lol *wonders who this secret admirer may be* not nosy you realise just like to know!
 
I'm making it all up to make myself look cool. Honest. Same reason I'm the top poster in the Hangout. It's all low self-esteem and shit.

bj
 
Anyone that has her ass on a jigsaw doesn't need low self esteem .........ooohhhhhh my broomstick is vibrating
 
I have determined that I will be writing filth in November. I can't write a novel of 50000 words but I think I can produce a poem and a bit of a short story or so each day. :) It's been ages since I've mucked with smut :p.

I need challenges though. Invent a (or 30) story(ies) idea(s) for me, please!
 
champagne1982 said:
I have determined that I will be writing filth in November. I can't write a novel of 50000 words but I think I can produce a poem and a bit of a short story or so each day. :) It's been ages since I've mucked with smut :p.

I need challenges though. Invent a (or 30) story(ies) idea(s) for me, please!
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A lady is on her computer so much that she gets assimulated into the machine and has to beat off every perv and asshole on the internet
 
champagne1982 said:
I have determined that I will be writing filth in November. I can't write a novel of 50000 words but I think I can produce a poem and a bit of a short story or so each day. :) It's been ages since I've mucked with smut :p.

I need challenges though. Invent a (or 30) story(ies) idea(s) for me, please!
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filth? Yay!

o I got a million of em. Let's see, just brainstorming...

Homburg Tops UYS
The Kansas contingent finally pools its money and brings Hat-Boy out for a demo
a loss of virginity story
The Naughty Butler
Bijou meets the Marx Brothers in Heaven, or Wherever
Porn movie night in the Bistro
The Naughty Senator
Sara Palin gets what's coming to her (although a moose would be forbidden on Lit)
A Triadic Scene
Two Nuns Walk into a Bar
The Wombat Costume
Seducing Santa
A sex scene in which you can't use your hands
How Delilah actually conquered Sampson
Ode to a Foot Fetish


y'know, just off the top of my head.

It's been an interesting couple of days.

bj
 
Have you ever got an idea in your mind about someone online then had the chance to see their picture and ooops oh dear all your illusions (is that the right word?) fly out the window? The personality is the thing of course .... if they've got one
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Have you ever got an idea in your mind about someone online then had the chance to see their picture and ooops oh dear all your illusions (is that the right word?) fly out the window? The personality is the thing of course .... if they've got one
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Not really. Most people that I've talked to have been pretty straightforward about how they look. As bij mentioned, BDSM people tend to own their own shit, so they tend to give honest, or even humble, assessments of such things as personal appearance. If anything, I've been wowed by a few that were more humble than needed.
 
I've been looking for some rude smurf pics I used to have but couldn't find them ... found some very disgusting simpsons tho!
 
Hey! (raps sharply on bar) Anybody here? I need a drink.

(Fiddles around behind the bar, finds and opens a bottle of La Crema, pours into glass.) I mean (Sorts through CDs, shudders at one or two selections, tosses these nonchalantly into the trash bin), we're all like friends here, right?

Right? (Finds an acceptable CD, inserts it into player, cranks the volume.)

Sound.

Where's that Sassy, when I'm feeling like I want to dance? :cool:
 
Tzara said:
Hey! (raps sharply on bar) Anybody here? I need a drink.

(Fiddles around behind the bar, finds and opens a bottle of La Crema, pours into glass.) I mean (Sorts through CDs, shudders at one or two selections, tosses these nonchalantly into the trash bin), we're all like friends here, right?

Right? (Finds an acceptable CD, inserts it into player, cranks the volume.)

Sound.

Where's that Sassy, when I'm feeling like I want to dance? :cool:
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*locates the gin and tonic, pours a little 'mellow' into a glass*

ahem.......you rang, sir ;)
 
Tzara said:
Yeah. There we go.

Madam? *offers hand*
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what's this......a gardenia? you shouldn't have *bats eyelashes*
(ahem, that's girl-speak for "next time, i expect one". maybe some calla lilies....work with me.)

suspiciously, my glass never seems to get empty. not that i'm complaining, just sayin'.

*slow dances on the bar top with monsieur friendly*
 
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