Bistro Bijou

[myinnerslut]

When the world seems too big it's important to realize that really it's one big snowball and you just need to take it in your hand and squeeze it tight, shape however you want to and then drink it when it melts.

you want to drink the world?

*conjures up an image of polluted melted snow in a glass*

 

[Sara Crewe]

you want to drink the world?

*conjures up an image of polluted melted snow in a glass*

You need to imagine the world melted into a rose coloured glass. It's like everything--spit out poison and swallow the sugar.

 

[loststar]

this has been brewing all week, finnally while listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck&feature=related
it comes to being

i grew down


i grew down
closer to the ground

the grass reached up
sweet scent tickle

heavy earth hold me
keep me safe

let me spin in time
to get the rhythm

set my clock back
to nights of simplicity

when i lay in sweet grass
gazing at falling stars

earth keeping me warm
wind dancing with life

breathe this back into me
keeping false years off my soul

 

[Tzara]

When the world seems too big it's important to realize that really it's one big snowball and you just need to take it in your hand and squeeze it tight, shape however you want to and then drink it when it melts.

So, yeah, come eat crackers with me. I will, however, drink the brandy with the crackers...

Well. OK, then.

Crackers it is.


Y'know, crackers with brandy sounds, like unappetizing. Not that it actually is unappetizing, but it sure the hell sounds like that.

I don't know. Just a comment.

Yeah. WackyMe!

 

[Sara Crewe]

Well. OK, then.

Crackers it is.


Y'know, crackers with brandy sounds, like unappetizing. Not that it actually is unappetizing, but it sure the hell sounds like that.

I don't know. Just a comment.

Yeah. WackyMe!

You are whacky because in reality you should be thinking...anything with Sara would be appetizing.

 

[Tzara]

You are whacky because in reality you should be thinking...anything with Sara would be appetizing.

Yes. Must say Anything with Sara would be appetizing.

Now must eat brains.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Just wanted to pop in and say "Hi Tz"! Miss you dude!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Wow! This place is hoppin' tonight. I'm going to have to catch up!

You know what I haven't done in a long time? I haven't poked hmmnmmishness with a stick in awhile. Where is he?

I've been writing a lot this week since I have off from school. AsylumSeeker just edited my new story-- the first chapter in a series that I am really excited about. It's just such a fun story to write. It's called Devil's Rebellion. I submited chapter 1, so that it can have at least a chance in the Halloween contest. Now, to get crackin' on chapter two.

Hope everyone is doing well.
-Sheila

 

[Sara Crewe]

Yes. Must say Anything with Sara would be appetizing.

Now must eat brains.

You need one of these:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/ac4a/?cpg=79H

 

[Tzara]

Just wanted to pop in and say "Hi Tz"! Miss you dude!

Thanks, Mom.

You just let me know when I need to slap the Amynator upside the head for emergency peanut butter crisps, or rice cakes, or whatever exepectant mothers want.

OK, OK. She has much more experience than I do with that kind of thing.

I dunno. Just my hapless kind of "helpful guy" stuff going on, here, I guess.

Woo hoo.

 

[Tzara]

You need one of these:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/ac4a/?cpg=79H

You Canadians scare me.

Even if its some allegorical thing: this arm is Mr. Harper, this arm is M. Dion, it's damn creepy.

Damn creepy.

Um, not that we aren't, in Armorica.

'Cuz we're not.

 

[Sara Crewe]

You Canadians scare me.

Even if its some allegorical thing: this arm is Mr. Harper, this arm is M. Dion, it's damn creepy.

Damn creepy.

Um, not that we aren't, in Armorica.

'Cuz we're not.

Ugh, don't bring up 'the arms' . I wish somebody would eat them both.

I never said I wasn't scary.

 

[Tzara]

Ugh, don't bring up 'the arms' . I wish somebody would eat them both.

I never said I wasn't scary.

I might trade you leaders.

Perhaps I should say "leaders."

But I would eat you.

Oh. Of course I mean that metaphorically.





I mean, I do. After all, you are a whole other country and everything. North and stuff. Cold, I think. Think. Whatever.

And I am always below, looking up your Great Lakes skirt.

Sorry. Amnerican.

Nice, uh, legs.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I might trade you leaders.

Perhaps I should say "leaders."

But I would eat you.

Oh. Of course I mean that metaphorically.





I mean, I do. After all, you are a whole other country and everything. North and stuff. Cold, I think. Think. Whatever.

And I am always below, looking up your Great Lakes skirt.

Sorry. Amnerican.

Nice, uh, legs.

Uhm, no thanks. I'll keep the devils I know. And honestly, I would shoot myself if Sarah Palin were in government or even in the running for government office here. She's an embrassement to her gender. Honestly, I never talk politics amongst friends but she drives me insane. On the same night as the vice president candidates debated down there we had a party leader debate up here. Anyone wanting to know how a politician, female or male, should handle themselves in a debate should google Elizabeth May. I, personally, wouldn't vote for her party but she did an excellent job of representing herself and her party with dignity and honour.

Okay done ranting.

Let the eating begin.


Quick though. I'm going to bed.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I mean, I do. After all, you are a whole other country and everything. North and stuff. Cold, I think. Think. Whatever.

And I am always below, looking up your Great Lakes skirt.

Sorry. Amnerican.

Nice, uh, legs.

Did you ever hear Canada described as a loft apartment over a really great party?

Maybe that was "loud" instead of "great." I think it's from Robin Williams...
Maybe he was thinking of himself. I love that man... and like our beloved celebrities, I'm sure he's richer than God...

We're so amirichen.

 

[Tzara]

Tz sighting!
i'm updating my ipod and imagine, finding this in there. you instantly came to mind.

Hey, Ms. Sass, just as an aside, I like red underwear. With bows above the ass. I mean, like that av thing.

I mean, I guess, would you like to go out for a malted after the Mets game?

Yeah, I know their season is over. Yeah, I know I'm on the wrong coast. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Hey. I was looking at those red underpants. Guy's gotta have ambition, you know?

Anyway, thanks for the Beethoven clip, and, especially, thanks that you didn't make it the Ode to Joy, as that ain't what I is feeling 'zactly right now. So, let's do this instead, eh?

Kinda some spring groove thing.

<-- Winkiness

 

[Sara Crewe]

Shooting my own llama and rethiking snarkiness.


Night all.

 

[sassynyc]

Hey, Ms. Sass, just as an aside, I like red underwear. With bows above the ass. I mean, like that av thing.

I mean, I guess, would you like to go out for a malted after the Mets game?

Yeah, I know their season is over. Yeah, I know I'm on the wrong coast. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Hey. I was looking at those red underpants. Guy's gotta have ambition, you know?

Anyway, thanks for the Beethoven clip, and, especially, thanks that you didn't make it the Ode to Joy, as that ain't what I is feeling 'zactly right now. So, let's do this instead, eh?

Kinda some spring groove thing.

<-- Winkiness

a malted after the mets game? how cute. i feel like i'm in a 'happy days' episode. can i wear your letter sweater and will you get me a pin?
not to worry, i'm completely sports challenged....their season was a blur to me.

as far as the tunage goes, spring groove is fine, but does Ms. Fleming have anything more autumnal? something nice, dark and melancholy would be perfect.


nice to see you on the playground

 

[sassynyc]

Shooting my own llama and rethiking snarkiness.


Night all.

Sara, loving the sig line.

night to you too.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I know, right? That deserves a w00t or something.




They really don't look all that kinky to me. But then, you never know about those moneyed white guys. All sorts of pent-up frustration, and then there's the whole British boys' school thing...

Long as you're in the kitchen, though, check the fridge. I left a very sexy fontina and some Gewurtztraminer in there as Tzara-bait.

bj

Heyyyy watchit !! BTW where did we get with this poem thing I went to bed and lost track I blame Champ for not keeping a stronger check on her brainchild

Speaking as a formerly kind-of-moneyed white guy, I must say I am, well, not offended, but kind of depressed about that.

The pent-up frustration thing? Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with the economy?

And I think I already worked out the British boys' school thingie with my fascination for AC/DC. (Please. No comments about their name. I like the music, hey?)

What was that? They're not British? (Sorry, UYS, English?)

Oh.

Well, at least they're loud, God bless 'em.

Yes, yes. I found that. I'm now following the trail to where that box of rosemary crackers I left in the cupboard actually ended up.

Interesting trail.

Hmmmm let you off only cos I missed you so much

I seriously doubt you can punish me in any way comparable to the lashing I've received in the last few days from our "market" economy.

Nor do I think you want to try.

Nor do I want you to try. You're, like, occupied, right? Better things to do?

So I will retire, ungracefully, to bouncing empty brandy bottles off my head.

Ouch! (Swing...) Ouch!

I could *evil grin*

You need one of these:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/ac4a/?cpg=79H

OMG Saraaaaa and what's more worrying is that you actually know where to find these things!

Just wanted to pop in and say "Hi Tz"! Miss you dude!

And where have you been too?

Thanks, Mom.

You just let me know when I need to slap the Amynator upside the head for emergency peanut butter crisps, or rice cakes, or whatever exepectant mothers want.

OK, OK. She has much more experience than I do with that kind of thing.

I dunno. Just my hapless kind of "helpful guy" stuff going on, here, I guess.

Woo hoo.

You have peanut butter crisps?! mind you your crisps aren't what we call crisps at all are they?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well I'm damn sorry I missed all the goings on in here last night. There was this Thing, and I had to go Do it.

It is awfully nice to see some action around here. I've had to go lurk on the GB to find any action at all.

Gods forbid I should be actually doing my job, of course...

so. What's everyone going to be for Halloween?

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm going to a party (in this hat) nothing raunchy tho ages ranging from 8 to 71 years!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Were you aware of a website called Board Reader?

PrincessErin mentioned that she was alerted that some of her stories were stolen from Lit and posted on another website. This happens, of course. Every once in awhile, I google my username to check it out.

This time I got this:

http://boardreader.com/fp/Literotica_Discussion_Board_Fr_13503/Poetry_Discussion_Circle_372534.html

I found it amusing that it keeps track of how many times we post in a week. LOL

Are ya'll paranoid yet?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Were you aware of a website called Board Reader?

PrincessErin mentioned that she was alerted that some of her stories were stolen from Lit and posted on another website. This happens, of course. Every once in awhile, I google my username to check it out.

This time I got this:

http://boardreader.com/fp/Literotica_Discussion_Board_Fr_13503/Poetry_Discussion_Circle_372534.html

I found it amusing that it keeps track of how many times we post in a week. LOL

Are ya'll paranoid yet?

Eeeeeeek stops flirting I'm being watched is this Big Brother land? I notice I am second in yapping to Bj lol

 

[Homburg]

Why am I not surprised that bij is at the top of that little list?