Bistro Bijou

[Shankara20]

Do people actually do things with a pickle?

*blush*



yes

 

[Homburg]

*blush*



yes

Freak!

So, did it sting? How long? Hot pain?

Feel free to PM me

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I love what you've come up with so far. Have you considered actually writing out the story and submitting it to Lit, as opposed to posting smaller tidbits here in the forums?

And, should be in need of a flirtatious middle-aged American to be visiting and popping 'round to meet some of the names from his computer screen, feel free to throw me into the mix. hehehe

I submitted to Lit before I ever came to the poetry part and got rejected ..... my punctuation isn't that hot in conversation bits I can never remember what goes where. Lots of names will be included but changed to protect the guilty just have to get your thinking caps on

*blush*



yes

Freak!

So, did it sting? How long? Hot pain?

Feel free to PM me

You two still amaze me you know?!

 

[champagne1982]

Now, I meant eating a dill pickle, no other orifices were opened in that strophe ...

derty derty derty and totally loveable people.

 

[Homburg]

I can never remember what goes where.

Do it more often. You'll learn.

You two still amaze me you know?!

Us? Pfft. Just your everday garden-variety pervs.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Pardon meeeeeee but.........

We showed her where and when to tickle
her pleasure button space
and how joy offered by a large dill pickle
brings light onto her face.

my mouth is nowhere near my button

BTW The next instalment is written ...things are hotting uppppppp

 

[champagne1982]

Pardon meeeeeee but.........

We showed her where and when to tickle
her pleasure button space
and how joy offered by a large dill pickle
brings light onto her face.

my mouth is nowhere near my button

BTW The next instalment is written ...things are hotting uppppppp

Cum, cum darling... no one can dispute the possibility of orgasming with your mouth full.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*splutter*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

3

Just then Maddy clapped her hands saying in a loud voice "Laura, Jolene, Penny, Charlene, Beth, Patsy, Sandy follow me ladies to get Ruth ready and settled. All you guys are banned from the backroom". Amid loud groaning from Danny,George, Henry, Bill. Jim, Bob and Larry plus a few lewd comments, I was led from the bar.
The backroom was dimly lit but cosily warm thank goodness,a fluffy robe had been laid out to cover my embarrassment ... for now anyway! Sandy took my hand and led me unprotesting to the showers and I could see this was to be a communal affair. The water was very hot just as I like it and several hands began to soap me all over. I stood still only moving as directed as I was washed over my breasts, the nipples leaping to attention, and I moaned softly as someones hands caressed my buttocks, gently opening the cheeks with a soaped finger before sliding inside.My legs almost gave way as more fingers found their way to my pussy, opening it and finding my sensitive clit.

 

[miss_trust]

*sitting in a dark & quiet corner - wait, The dark & not-so-quiet corner - of the Bistro, enjoying a voyeuristic moment as UYS plays out this lovely story*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Don't forget what we did with the shower massage head...

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

drat rewrites ....

 

[unpredictablebijou]

So which one am I? Everyone knows I'm not innocent so you don't have to worry about protecting me.

*waves at Shanka-ji* PICKLES LOL!

Cucumbers, fine. But pickles are just KINKY!

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Names have been changed to protect the guilty but I am sure you won't have trouble sorting a few out! I haven't written the next bit although I was thinking it through in the shower mainly because I haven't had enough privacy to get it written down and also I'm a bit under the weather ........atishoooooooooooooooooooo oops scuse me

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Bless you.

Tissue?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Thankyou so much is that pic sposed to say that lol?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

4

Laura said "Enough of that there will be plenty of time later". I groaned in frustration as the water was turned off and I was dried and led back to the bed. It seemed rather high to me but little did I know there was a very good reason for this as I would find out later. "We are going to blindfold you Ruth but not tie you down although you will probably be held in place" said Charlene and I could tell she was smiling broadly even with the blindfold covering my eyes.
I heard a click and the shuffling of many feet approaching my body and I jumped as a soft mouth started to suck on my left nipple, licking it and coaxing it up. Yet another mouth started to do the same on the right. Both my ankles were grasped and my legs were pushed up and outwards, held there displaying all my charms. I felt a large finger caress my pussy and pull the lips apart and I gasped with pleasure then groaned as it was inserted deep deep deeper inside me, then pumped in and out making my juices run. A soft mouth started to lick at my pussy lips and clit and I bucked upwards grinding into it crying out with pleasure. I suddenly realised why the bed was that height as a large cock rubbed against my opening and pushed to enter. I thought my god he's too big and went to cry out in protest but my head was tipped back and a large cock pushed in that effectively silenced my cries. My whole body was being used and I was overwhelmed with sensations and all I could do was lie there and accept them.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I am thoroughly shocked by all this actual pornography on a porn board.

*waits for next installment*

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I wish someone (male and female) would tell me if I am doing ok

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'll be taking this down in a moment.


yup.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

baaaaaaaaa

 

[Safe_Bet]

Sweet, bj! "Bully" for you, as Teddy R used to say!

I DO think it is kind of unfair that you are always the one who gets "smited/smote/(WTFE)". Oh, well. I guess that just means you are a higher quality of scum than the rest of us! Gives me something to which I can aspire!
(I've been trying to get Amy to smite me FOREVER, but she just won't do that biblical stuff! )

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Wonder if she is tuning in for my story everyday? I might get some creative feedback I use the word creative loosely as she does write some pretty shitty fiction

 

[Safe_Bet]

I always like to think about peoples Alt names.

For example:

Safe_Bet. Me being a poker player and that it is a "Safe Bet" that I will say something silly or stupid.

SassyNYC. Her killer attitude and where she hails from.

tangerine sex dream. No clue. I can see a cucumber sex dream, maybe a banana sex dream or if I'm really hot an eggplant sex dream, but WTF can you do with a tangerine?
(do you peel it first? A slice at a time? What???)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Wasn't tangerine dreams something in a song possibly The Beatles?