Bistro Bijou

[Senna Jawa]

[...] he IS a coward hiding behind the mask of the internet.

You're wrong. My real name is all over Literotica (e.g. under several of my poems):

Wlodzimierz Holsztynski​

Old timers on Literotica know it very well. (Also, googling on most any characteristic phrase from any of my poems posted on Literotica will almost for sure bring my real name from a different site on which my name is given even more explicitly; try "Pal" for instance, one of the latest ones).

You owe me apology.

 

[darkmaas]

And double standard is fine with you at Bistro? Good to know.

Standards doubled are just fine
when taken with a bit of wine
it would keep us out of trouble
if you'll please make mine a double


::

 

[unpredictablebijou]

And double standard is fine with you at Bistro? Good to know.

Not at all. Both UYS and SB moved immediately over to the other thread as soon as Champagne reminded them to do so. That was before I even got here today, or I'd have suggested it myself.

Looks like you don't like me after all.

*sigh* oh well, I really, really do have to go now.

bj

 

[Senna Jawa]

Not at all. Both UYS and SB moved immediately over to the other thread as soon as Champagne reminded them to do so. That was before I even got here today, or I'd have suggested it myself.

Looks like you don't like me after all.

This thread and your reaction to it clearly show your double standard.

 

[Senna Jawa]

[...]he IS a coward hiding behind the mask of the internet.

I am one of the few on the Internet who were never hiding their identity. To make it easier, from now on my real name is in my "Literotica biography". Just click on "Senna Jawa" on the margin to the left of any of my Literotica posts, and you'll see my name. Indeed, from the very beginning in 1989, me and my real name were on the Internet always together.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Have you been serving Absinthe again in here BJ? ........... just saying ~~~~~~~

 

[ArnoldSnarb]

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[ArnoldSnarb]

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[UnderYourSpell]

I see you have been getting too familiar with the green fairy

 

[loststar]

hello all, i am back, i survived! though the next few days i am going to be couch surfing so my access to the internet is going to be sporadic at best, i hope every one is doing well, and keeping each other entertained, i miss you all and await a time when I can interact with you more.

 

[EilonwyKareena]

And double standard is fine with you at Bistro? Good to know.

When is telling someone that they are being unkind, in an area that is supposed to be friendly, or at least kind, a double standard?
Especially if it's the proprietor.
Last I looked, she wasn't refusing service, she was just kindly making a reminder of the guidelines.

I like German Chocolate Cake.

 

[miss_trust]

loststar -

i don't know you but you've offered me a cup or two of cocoa (which were much appreciated, you know)... this is enough to be my friend so long as it's not laced with anything untoward (i'm easy like that) - since i've gotten no headaches, lost no memory & done nothing ridiculous, i'll guess there was no lacing going on.

So, i'd like to say this: i hope this past bit of life hasn't been too terrible for you and that coming back to friends here and elsewhere will give the support and community you need.

PS i'd offer a cuppa (or two) but don't know how to put photos in... sheesh - what a novice

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Have you been serving Absinthe again in here BJ? ........... just saying ~~~~~~~

My bad.

*puts absinthe bottle back in the safe.*

Maybe I better hide the chocolate covered espresso beans for a while too. Those are like legal speed.

bienvenue, all.

*all hopped up on goofballs.*

bj

 

[EilonwyKareena]

*all hopped up on goofballs.*

bj

I thought the goofball wasn't going to be hopping until tonight.
Silly Goofball. *Gives head pats*

 

[Sara Crewe]

My bad.

*puts absinthe bottle back in the safe.*

Maybe I better hide the chocolate covered espresso beans for a while too. Those are like legal speed.

bienvenue, all.

*all hopped up on goofballs.*

bj

I thought you ate goofballs...no?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I thought the goofball wasn't going to be hopping until tonight.
Silly Goofball. *Gives head pats*

Sometimes I hop for days.

Does the goofball like head pats? I'll make a note of that... MIght come in handy tomorrow.

I thought you ate goofballs...no?

For breakfast.

And tea.

Actually, despite being an expatriate from the 60's, I'm not exactly sure what a "goofball" was. I'm assuming a stimulant of some kind.

SARA! HI!

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Sometimes I hop for days.

Does the goofball like head pats? I'll make a note of that... MIght come in handy tomorrow.



For breakfast.

And tea.

Actually, despite being an expatriate from the 60's, I'm not exactly sure what a "goofball" was. I'm assuming a stimulant of some kind.

SARA! HI!

bj

Hello Sweets!

Hmm, now I am confused. I just assumed you were eating people. My bad but you must admit there was a pattern in place.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hello Sweets!

Hmm, now I am confused. I just assumed you were eating people. My bad but you must admit there was a pattern in place.

*cue mad giggling from the computer desk*

I only eat certain bits. And I must carefully differentiate between figurative eat and literal ingest.


although there was that one time... and well, there's that other aspect of ingestion... and then there's that cake thing that Arnold was on about...

mmmm. cake.

bj

 

[EilonwyKareena]

Sometimes I hop for days.

Does the goofball like head pats? I'll make a note of that... MIght come in handy tomorrow.

bj

I dunno. Goofballs may just tolerate head pats.....correction, goofballs DO like headpats, depends on the head being patted.
Question: If a Goofball drinks a malt liquor drink, does that make it a malted goofball?

Note to self: Do not eat cheetos while wearing party clothes.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I dunno. Goofballs may just tolerate head pats.....correction, goofballs DO like headpats, depends on the head being patted.
Question: If a Goofball drinks a malt liquor drink, does that make it a malted goofball?

Note to self: Do not eat cheetos while wearing party clothes.

*more mad giggling*
Shoppers are going to think I've been into the absinthe.

I pat every head I can get to, just to be sure not to miss anything.

I learned long ago that the proper term for the orange stuff on cheesy poofs is "cheedle". As in, oh noes, I got cheedle all over my suede!

And I had a thought, EK. If you are now a Pool Wench, does that make your counterpart Cabana Boy?

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

I must be slipping.

I just realized what kinda of heads you two were on about with regards to patting.


My naivete is scaring me.

 

[Sandy_Fox]

What is the proper attire to attend a goofball? White T-shirt and tails or cumberbund and blue jeans?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I must be slipping.

I just realized what kinda of heads you two were on about with regards to patting.


My naivete is scaring me.

It's not that you're naive. It's that you don't get out enough. You need a more actively twisted lifestyle.

Just hang out with me for ten minutes. I mean. Ask anybody.

bj


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What is the proper attire to attend a goofball? White T-shirt and tails or cumberbund and blue jeans?

I'm thinkin' a clown nose ought to be in that list somewhere.

How bout a formal gown made of duct tape?

 

[Sara Crewe]

It's not that you're naive. It's that you don't get out enough. You need a more actively twisted lifestyle.

Just hang out with me for ten minutes. I mean. Ask anybody.

bj


eta



I'm thinkin' a clown nose ought to be in that list somewhere.

How bout a formal gown made of duct tape?

This is true.


Duct tape? Ouch. I'd rather be smacked with pretty much anything than have tape pulled off me.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

This is true.


Duct tape? Ouch. I'd rather be smacked with pretty much anything than have tape pulled off me.

HA! I never thought of actually doing that. I was remembering this cool trick the SCA women had, where they'd put on a dress they could afford to butcher, wrap themselves in duct tape, cut it off in pieces and voila, a tailored dress pattern.

But you do give me some wicked ideas...

Maybe I should open up a bikini wax salon, with a duct tape full brazilian as my specialty.

And yeah. I have testimonials that hanging out with me will completely ruin you for normal, non-kinky conversation.

bj