UnderYourSpell
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Are cousins fraternizing still illegal over there?
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Tzara
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I think we need a plumber. Preferably one who is not a Jesuit.
If anyone wants me, I'll be drinking (or swimming, it isn't clear) in the Lounge, feeling very piscine, but Traveling Light.
champagne1982
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Y'know, the category is Incest and Taboo? Write about screwing your SIL or maybe a foster sister or something...
Tzara
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Well, thanks, Champie, but while I'm quite fond of my sis-in-law, I have absolutely no desire to boff her. She is charming, funny, clever, intelligent, witty and distressingly unerotic.
I know, I know. Fiction. Still, that doesn't work well for me.
And, somehow, a foster sister seems like cheating. Not really incest, y'know.
I have a thing I'm working on, though. Thanks for the comments.
champagne1982
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How about sex with a student? Is that taboo? Maybe a nun? A teacher?...So many :| to choose from. LOL
Tzara
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You're creeping me out here, m'dear. I mean, I know your nights are long up there, but still...
So many :| to choose from. LOL
Don't you guys have hockey on TV? Like 24/7?
(Pondering.) I'm not religious, but that nun, you know, just might...
UnderYourSpell
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no no you can't bonk a nun *shocked*
Remec
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Yeah...that's only for those of us who were raised Cath....er...um...I mean...
Nevermind.hehehe
UnderYourSpell
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Yeah...that's only for those of us who were raised Cath....er...um...I mean...
hehehe
I wasn't I am Methodist actually I used to know a nun with three kids ......
UnderYourSpell
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eeeeeeeek I double declutched
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beetrootjesuit
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Damn. Don't tell me the Methodists have figured out the virgin-birth trick. My grandmother was Methodist. She never mentioned ... now that I think of it, she was also tea-total. Best make mine a double, even at this un-godly hour.
<sits pondering ... sits ponderously ... just sits..>
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champagne1982
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<fluff="cushions"> It's easy enough.<plump> A stitch in time? </fluff> </plump>
PandoraGlitters
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I wonder what the godly hours are? Is that 9 to 5? Does god punch a time clock? 
beetrootjesuit
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I wonder what the godly hours are? Is that 9 to 5? Does god punch a time clock?
Depends on your god. Mine enjoys a happy hour (5-7 PM EST) and a post prandial between dinner and compline.
Tzara
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SCENE III
TZARA: (Looking around the semi-abandoned bistro.) Geezus. I sure hope the effing electricity is still on.
(TZARA lugs several MartinLogan speakers into the room, setting them up near corners to take advantage of bass coupling, like that would make a difference, considering the giant rack of Perreaux amps Tzaracorps™ is stacking up.)
"Hey," Tzara says in passing, "Truth is Power." He flashes an impish grin.
"Or the other way around: Power is Truth."
He cues up his first cut.
"On the other hand, loud is God.
"ESPECIALLY WITH A REALLY GOOD SOUND SYSTEM."
In the ensuing din, he mouths: Yeah, yeah. God is loud.
TZARA: (Looking around the semi-abandoned bistro.) Geezus. I sure hope the effing electricity is still on.
(TZARA lugs several MartinLogan speakers into the room, setting them up near corners to take advantage of bass coupling, like that would make a difference, considering the giant rack of Perreaux amps Tzaracorps™ is stacking up.)
"Hey," Tzara says in passing, "Truth is Power." He flashes an impish grin.
"Or the other way around: Power is Truth."
He cues up his first cut.
"On the other hand, loud is God.
"ESPECIALLY WITH A REALLY GOOD SOUND SYSTEM."
In the ensuing din, he mouths: Yeah, yeah. God is loud.
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UnderYourSpell
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Aghhhhh my head!
GuiltyPleasure
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Poor Annie! Let me distact you - or find a hair of that dog? It's been a while since I dropped in here. *kicks the Juke Box* This place needs livening up, I don't see why it can't be a great place to gather once more.
UnderYourSpell
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Not a well Annie today need some TLC or something to destract me!
beetrootjesuit
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I'm thinking it's a few too many gin and tonics with Her Majesty. Careful about hair-of-the-dog with all these corgis running about.
UnderYourSpell
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Snappy little beggars those corgis and as for the dorgis well ! ...... you do know about dorgis don't you?
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This is Casey Kasem.
This week, our long distance dedication is from a lovelorn poet from Literotica who writes: Dear Casey: All the lights in our Bistro have gone out because our one real power source, a special poet lady, has wandered off. It's (bleep)ing dark in here, and all the water is red. There's even little dogs running around loose, snapping evilly at our ankles. Things are, like, really bad.
Could you please play something, anything, by Kate Bush? It might just lure her back and end the plague we're enduring. I mean, it's like Thebes in here. Locusts. Children dying. Burger King parades.
Signed, Apricot
Well, Bud, though you sound like some kind of fruit, your name came up and so we're sending your little lady some long distance love in the form of Cloudbusting by Kate Bush.
Geez, she's short.
Anyway, the countdown continues with the surprise and completely unanticipated reappearance of the Ohio Express in the hot list.
I'm Casey Kasem and you're listening to American Top 40.
This week, our long distance dedication is from a lovelorn poet from Literotica who writes: Dear Casey: All the lights in our Bistro have gone out because our one real power source, a special poet lady, has wandered off. It's (bleep)ing dark in here, and all the water is red. There's even little dogs running around loose, snapping evilly at our ankles. Things are, like, really bad.
Could you please play something, anything, by Kate Bush? It might just lure her back and end the plague we're enduring. I mean, it's like Thebes in here. Locusts. Children dying. Burger King parades.
Signed, Apricot
Well, Bud, though you sound like some kind of fruit, your name came up and so we're sending your little lady some long distance love in the form of Cloudbusting by Kate Bush.
Geez, she's short.
Anyway, the countdown continues with the surprise and completely unanticipated reappearance of the Ohio Express in the hot list.
I'm Casey Kasem and you're listening to American Top 40.
GuiltyPleasure
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It was Top of the Pops for Annie'n me. Good to meet you Mr. Kasem, it musta been a good year.
Tzara
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I don't think this is from Top of the Pops, but it may be perhaps my favorite Hollies song, from back when Graham Nash was still with them.
Tony Hicks is playing a Vox Phantom guitar. I want one.
Oh, yeah. Fr. Jesuit, may I have a drink?
White wine, please. The taps here creep me out.
UnderYourSpell
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well thanks guys now I really am feeling my age! Was that who sang it first? the name Ohio Express doesn't ring any bells but the song certainly does! I was a teenager I think if I can remember back that far and for the Hollies too
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