Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

That's a cool thing to be able to do!

So teach us. How does one choose a dream?

And don't worry. You can have Orlando. I'm sorta on him right now, for various reasons.

Thought I'd try crushing on a celebrity who hasn't been dead for 30 years. Just for grins.

Like I used to do with my psychic sending rude messages to folks thing , concentrate really hard on the person and think lewd thoughts lol
Have you ever cum in your sleep? short and sharp and sooooooooo intense, pity it doesn't happen more often haven't done that for years either

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Like I used to do with my psychic sending rude messages to folks thing , concentrate really hard on the person and think lewd thoughts lol
Have you ever cum in your sleep? short and sharp and sooooooooo intense, pity it doesn't happen more often haven't done that for years either

Sadly, my dreams always feature really frustrating situations where I'm almost going to get with someone and stuff keeps happening to delay it. I haven't ever really had a fully sexual dream, start to finish.

*jealous*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Sadly, my dreams always feature really frustrating situations where I'm almost going to get with someone and stuff keeps happening to delay it. I haven't ever really had a fully sexual dream, start to finish.

*jealous*

Oh I thought everyone did that occassionally, it's like when you dream you are falling and you wake up suddenly only it's the orgasm that wakes you and you think woweeeee that was fabulous pity it wasn't longer because it is over in a flash but the intensity of it oh man I've never felt anything else quite so powerful

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I think everyone in the world does that except me. *sad*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Awwwww hugs well I find it hard to cum in the 'normal' way so you've got that

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Awwwww hugs well I find it hard to cum in the 'normal' way so you've got that

I think I may have your share. If so, I'm sorry.

As a complete non sequiter, (is that er or or, i don't have time to look) I'm about to dash, but this song is catching me at the moment.

grooooooooooooooovy.

 

[Tzara]

I think I may have your share. If so, I'm sorry.

As a complete non sequiter, (is that er or or, i don't have time to look) I'm about to dash, but this song is catching me at the moment.

grooooooooooooooovy.

Non sequitur.

Use them all the time, so got the spelling down.

And you want groovy? You want The Mindbenders.

I was twelve. Imprinted on this song, unfortunately. I mean, if it had been 1740 or so, I might have imprinted on Bach.

Thing's groovy, anyway.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

You owe me nothing except your occasional good company. That's always been the policy round here.

I always kinda liked the numbers. They seem to have the same vibe as large herbivores - amiable, mostly oblivious. Apparently, giant licorice numbers are herd animals.

I hardly ever get to have dreams about phallic symbols either. Let's start a protest. More Penis Dreams for All, by god!

My kind of joint! No, joint doesn't suit this Bistro. A joint doesn't let you curl up with a book or stretch out with a cigar. A joint isn't what you want it to be at any given time like this place is.

I like the sound of your numbers. The 7s would look like galloping giraffes.

I'm with you! Funny thing - I had a nap this afternoon and DID dream about a penis, I was installing a catheter for my step-father! Shred that one Dr. Freud.
MORE PENIS DREAMS! just not that kind,

 

[annaswirls]

I often dream of giant galloping numbers, most often the number seven, made of red licorice.

: tall foreigner enters the room, unaware of customs and goings on:

So, are they always prime numbers?


Do they ever wear fruit on their antlers?

 

[Homburg]

Sadly, my dreams always feature really frustrating situations where I'm almost going to get with someone and stuff keeps happening to delay it. I haven't ever really had a fully sexual dream, start to finish.

*jealous*

I think everyone in the world does that except me. *sad*

I have never orgasmed in a dream. I have not once woken up to sticky drawers (back when I wore drawers to bed). I have woken up from sexual dreams with a raging erection, rolled over, and fucked the dickens out of the person lying next to me.

I just don't climax in dreams. *shrug*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I woke up screaming with cramp this morning as opposed to any other type of screaming

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Waking up screaming is rarely a good thing. Sorry, love. Hope you're better now.

Non sequitur.

Use them all the time, so got the spelling down.

Damn. Guessed wrong twice.

*shamefacedly hands over spelling trophy*

And you want groovy? You want The Mindbenders.

I was twelve. Imprinted on this song, unfortunately. I mean, if it had been 1740 or so, I might have imprinted on Bach.

Thing's groovy, anyway.

I would never critique anyone's musical tastes; we love what we love and there's no arguing with it.

However, I have to say right now that i can't fuck to that. Just so you know. I'd laugh too much.

My kind of joint! No, joint doesn't suit this Bistro. A joint doesn't let you curl up with a book or stretch out with a cigar. A joint isn't what you want it to be at any given time like this place is.

I like the sound of your numbers. The 7s would look like galloping giraffes.

I'm with you! Funny thing - I had a nap this afternoon and DID dream about a penis, I was installing a catheter for my step-father! Shred that one Dr. Freud.
MORE PENIS DREAMS! just not that kind,

Okay, we definitely don't want that sort of penis dream. Sorry if the discussion caused that; I'd have been pretty traumatized by a dream like that, myself.

I think this place is only a "joint" between 5 and 7 pm. That's when the beer-thirty crowd feels most at home. But hey, folks can call this place whatever makes them happy. That's what it's all about.

: tall foreigner enters the room, unaware of customs and goings on:

So, are they always prime numbers?


Do they ever wear fruit on their antlers?

Wow, no, but that's pretty cool. It would be like Dali does Horton Hears a Who.

Actually I think there is a pretty full assortment of numbers. I remember the prime ones more for some reason. The three was pretty impressive.

I have woken up from sexual dreams with a raging erection, rolled over, and fucked the dickens out of the person lying next to me.

That must have been interesting when you were in Boy Scouts.

heh.

*moves quickly to a safe distance*

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

hi, guys.

Yeah, I've done that thinking into a dream thing before. I'm not sure if it's exactly what you are talking about, but if I wake up during the night I can sometimes think about something I want to dream about and have a dream about it. I've also stopped dreams, while dreaming, told myself it was a dream that can be changed, and redirected the dream.

Of course, then I have those weird nights like the one during which I woke up twice to find that I was sitting up.

As a psychology student, I've learned a little about dream analysis. I would agree from a psychological standpoint that most elements in dreams are too personal for others to define... except those that would be reminiscent of Jung's collective unconscious. (I prefer the term "subconscious," but it's more commmonly known as the collective unconscious.)

everyone having fun?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm having a great, if rather busy day.

Customers really cut in on my internet porn time, y'know?

And by the way, Lady S, I listened more closely to Nasty Girl and nearly drove off the road laughing at the line "I'm hung like a jury." Bwah!

Here's my favorite at the moment: Lil Wayne.


He's awful cute too.

Dreams are fascinating things. We know so little about them, really. Sleep is the undiscovered country.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

hi, guys.

Yeah, I've done that thinking into a dream thing before. I'm not sure if it's exactly what you are talking about, but if I wake up during the night I can sometimes think about something I want to dream about and have a dream about it. I've also stopped dreams, while dreaming, told myself it was a dream that can be changed, and redirected the dream.

Of course, then I have those weird nights like the one during which I woke up twice to find that I was sitting up.

As a psychology student, I've learned a little about dream analysis. I would agree from a psychological standpoint that most elements in dreams are too personal for others to define... except those that would be reminiscent of Jung's collective unconscious. (I prefer the term "subconscious," but it's more commmonly known as the collective unconscious.)

everyone having fun?

Hello, LSFB.

That's the theory behind the yogic dream studies. The dreamer has to work through their own dream item by item. Each object and action has a specific meaning to that person, others should not colour or influence the dreamer's thinking. Sometimes it becomes clear very quickly at others it might take days of meditation.

Yes, thanks, just eating lunch.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I'm having a great, if rather busy day.

Customers really cut in on my internet porn time, y'know?

And by the way, Lady S, I listened more closely to Nasty Girl and nearly drove off the road laughing at the line "I'm hung like a jury." Bwah!

Here's my favorite at the moment: Lil Wayne.


He's awful cute too.

Dreams are fascinating things. We know so little about them, really. Sleep is the undiscovered country.

*diet pepsi spew*

Lil' Wayne? cute? Those two things just don't go together to me... which may shock you since my sexual preference is highly focused on black men. For some reason, many people assume I like all black men. (not that you were doing that)

I think it's just funny cuz I don't know any other sexual preference that people perceive quite like that. I wouldn't expect a lesbian to want every woman and I don't think people are likely to assume that.. though I could be wrong.

It's like when I was in the airport with my family on the way to Orlando and my neice points to a black guy and blurts out, "There's one for you, Aunt Sheila!"
kids...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

O honey, no. I wasn't assuming YOU'd think he was cute. I think he's cute.

I just think dreads are really hot.

I have the same problem, though. Anytime there's someone around who has a penis or a vagina, everybody's all like "hey bijou, there's one YOU'D like..."

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I think dreads are hot too. I have never had sex with a man with dreads... not yet anyway. I dated a guy with dreads once. It didn't work out so well. When we made out, he licked my face. All I kept thinking was how horrible my makeup must taste. It must have been something he was really into though, cuz even after I mentioned my disapproval of face licking, he'd eventually do it again.
ew.

But, yeah, that sounds like a good goal for me this year.. to finally have sex with a guy with dreads..
I could get into a goal like that.

 

[shy_ncurious]

Ummm

Is being completely lost acceptable?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

no such thing as being lost. just jump in and have fun.. help yourself to some coffee

& welcome to the boards...
You obviously have good taste if this is the first place you have posted on the Lit boards.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've never fancied a black man and only one other than white and that was an actor in his younger days called Art Malik who was definitely phawwwww.
Hi Shy and welcome I'm Annie (the English one) pleased to meet you

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Personally, I have a great fondness of African men.
My daughter says that I am dating my way through Africa, country by country.

 

[Homburg]

That must have been interesting when you were in Boy Scouts.

heh.

*moves quickly to a safe distance*

This produced a snortchokelaugh.

Good job.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Personally, I have a great fondness of African men.
My daughter says that I am dating my way through Africa, country by country.

Is it true what they say .........?

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Is it true what they say .........?

about size?

no. i mean, the overall average may be higher, but they vary just like any race.

so far, the largest I had were 2 brothers from sierra leone. omg. one was too big for me.