Bistro Bijou

[sassynyc]

*yawns, stretches, wipes sleep from eyes....drops 45 on the turn table*

mornin' folks

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Mornin' Sassy have you been sleeping out back?

 

[annaswirls]

does this place serve steel cut oats? Me and my horse are hungry.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Don't know about oats but I could provide a roll in the hay .......

 

[annaswirls]

Don't know about oats but I could provide a roll in the hay .......

with me and my horse? I am pretty sure that is illegal on literotica

 

[Remec]

with me and my horse? I am pretty sure that is illegal on literotica

*appears, as if on cue, holding the head of a horse costume*
Welllll....that depends on the horse, now, doesn't it?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*appears, as if on cue, holding the head of a horse costume*
Welllll....that depends on the horse, now, doesn't it?

You should be hung .......

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

You should be hung .......

...aren't they all?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

...aren't they all?

like a horse?!!! *crosses legs ... tight*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I had heard that about remec... Nice to see you darling *waggles eyebrows*

sugar cubes, equus?

or maybe some Sugababes?

okay, mediocre song. but the video is insanely hot.

Anna, I'll start stocking horse chow (does Purina make that?) but I'm afraid we'll have to raise the ceilings here in a few rooms if your lovely companion is going to be a regular. Good thing we widened the front door...

It's alright though; this place is still very much under renovation. I noticed Martha has the whole dungeon torn out and is refitting it with burgundy leather fixtures. Said something about leather being easier to clean than velvet...

SASSY! where the hellyabeen, chica? And how can I run and jump on you when you're showing up here at 3:30 am? Even I was in bed by then.

smooch, anyway. C'mon back and dance with me.

 

[Remec]

I had heard that about remec... Nice to see you darling *waggles eyebrows*

sugar cubes, equus?

Anna, I'll start stocking horse chow (does Purina make that?) but I'm afraid we'll have to raise the ceilings here in a few rooms if your lovely companion is going to be a regular. Good thing we widened the front door...

smooch, anyway. C'mon back and dance with me.

Always a pleasure, my dear. *bow, kiss hand* Had been wondering where you had gone to, but just as I was about to ask...you were back...I like that sort of synchronicity.

I would love some Sugarcubes...or even just a little Björk (mmmmm)

Can I sign your dance card too?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Always a pleasure, my dear. *bow, kiss hand* Had been wondering where you had gone to, but just as I was about to ask...you were back...I like that sort of synchronicity.

I would love some Sugarcubes...or even just a little Björk (mmmmm)

Can I sign your dance card too?

Bjork it is, then. Here's a personal favorite.

I went away. But I'm back, cause things are different. Except they're mostly the same. But they're different anyway. Cause I'm the same, but different, and it's okay to be different in sameness.

Nicetaseeya.

Dance with me, by all means! Just let me know what sort of music you prefer and I'll get it onto the jukebox.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

sobs on Bj's shoulder now my youtube isn't working anymore

 

[unpredictablebijou]

sobs on Bj's shoulder now my youtube isn't working anymore

Pauvre petite!

I'm sure it will get fixed sometime soon and then you can get all caught up.

I keep sorta missing you - you're gone when I'm in and vicey versy. And now I must skate again soon - dinner and a show, as it were. But I'll think good thoughts about your machinery...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

sigh nuzzle taken away sucks thumb instead

 

[sassynyc]

Don't know about oats but I could provide a roll in the hay .......

with me and my horse? I am pretty sure that is illegal on literotica

*snort*

and i never snort...it's so unladylike. but that shit was funny

 

[sassynyc]

SASSY! where the hellyabeen, chica? And how can I run and jump on you when you're showing up here at 3:30 am? Even I was in bed by then.

smooch, anyway. C'mon back and dance with me.

my hours are ungodly and my internal clock is all screwy. but you can pencil me in to cut a rug 'round late afternoon. surprise me with a tune. i trust your judgement.

i hear you're redecorating. no marble or granite slabs for the bar. they scratch easily and heels are rather unforgiving.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

my hours are ungodly and my internal clock is all screwy. but you can pencil me in to cut a rug 'round late afternoon. surprise me with a tune. i trust your judgement.

i hear you're redecorating. no marble or granite slabs for the bar. they scratch easily and heels are rather unforgiving.

plus they're cold on the bum

 

[annaswirls]

*appears, as if on cue, holding the head of a horse costume*
Welllll....that depends on the horse, now, doesn't it?

giddey up! I got my spurs shined and harness oiled, ready to ride!


(I guess I need to check in more often, but the time I respond, the direction has changed three times )

 

[Safe_Bet]

SASSY!
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Here's some music juz so you know I'm thinking of ya girl! ​

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[UnderYourSpell]

wasn't it Bottom had the head of an ass?

 

[Remec]

giddey up! I got my spurs shined and harness oiled, ready to ride!


(I guess I need to check in more often, but the time I respond, the direction has changed three times )

Western saddle, English saddle, or would you prefer bareback?
(I'm almost in a mood to handle spurs, but prolly a nice crop would be better.)

 

[Remec]

wasn't it Bottom had the head of an ass?

*nod*
Yep...after being transfigured. Serves him right for messing around with faeries and stuff. Very unpredictable, y'know?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Never trust anything covered with glitter.

heh.

Sassy, apparently Tzara and Martha Stewart did some sort of decoupage with old concert tickets and Bettie Page stills or something for the bar top. I'm assured that it has been given a full surfacing of something unscratchable. They know How We Are, after all.

As to dance music, I'll start with some Ginuwine. Naaaaaasty groove. And a nice echo to today's rather equine theme...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Settles in an ingle nook to watch Remec, Bjs and Sassys new dance routines