Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Miles Long]

And some formidable lycra.

Industrial strength

 

[Saucyminx]

I endorse this idea in the strongest possible manner.

Seconded.

 

[Saucyminx]

You know your gay bestie will always have your back when, knowing you are all going to be irresponsible hooligans, he orders an Uber to get to the club and says “ Don’t worry darling, if D (my most recent ex who drives for Uber) picks us up, we will make out shamelessly in his backseat.”

 

[Emerson40]

You’ll get it if you’re horny...

Circular breathing exercises, Level : Advanced

 

[pplwatching]

Circular breathing exercises, Level : Advanced

Who knew there were transcriptions for skin flute?

 

[Miles Long]

The word of the day is "boundaries"!

 

[Saucyminx]

Who knew there were transcriptions for skin flute?

I knew a guy once who played skin flute in the jamboree.

The word of the day is "boundaries"!

Boundaries are for chumps.

I find I actually enjoy packing to go on a jaunt.

 

[Emerson40]

Great, bound









aries!

 

[Miles Long]

Now is the winter of our discontent, but in mid-April.

 

[Miles Long]

Do people still send faxes?

Let me ask my friends on IRC.

 

[Miles Long]

Check out geocities while you’re there.

The internet - what a tangled web!

 

[Emerson40]

I had a dream last night about the Lustrous One and I owning and running our own, wee business. We were B-Hole bleachers.

We drove to our client appointments on these little red Vespa scooters, some kind of branding thing I suppose. We had these charts, with round, matte dabs of coulor ranging from the dark, rich brown of portobello lamellae, to a vibrant, bright beige with just a splash of strawberry milkshake added. We used these to establish the current hue of the B-Hue, and determine, with the client and the graduations of our handy chart, where the lightening journey would conclude.

We blended up batches of our super-secret, all-natural, hypo-analgenic B-Hole brightening paste (patent pending) in my savvy partner’s Thermomix.

We called our company ‘Changing Ring Tones’ and we were, surprisingly, quite successful.


Dreams are dope!

 

[Miles Long]

I’m your #2 fan!

 

[Emerson40]

That’s a business I could get b-hind.

Don’t dream it do it! I’m packing the thermie and booking mah flights!

Hot, wet nice!

 

[Miles Long]

Hard limit!

You finally found one!

 

[Emerson40]

We scat, if there’s any fecal splat.

 

[Miles Long]

Hot, wet nice!

That is a damn fine reference, good sir!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I had a dream last night about the Lustrous One and I owning and running our own, wee business. We were B-Hole bleachers.

We drove to our client appointments on these little red Vespa scooters, some kind of branding thing I suppose. We had these charts, with round, matte dabs of coulor ranging from the dark, rich brown of portobello lamellae, to a vibrant, bright beige with just a splash of strawberry milkshake added. We used these to establish the current hue of the B-Hue, and determine, with the client and the graduations of our handy chart, where the lightening journey would conclude.

We blended up batches of our super-secret, all-natural, hypo-analgenic B-Hole brightening paste (patent pending) in my savvy partner’s Thermomix.

We called our company ‘Changing Ring Tones’ and we were, surprisingly, quite successful.


Dreams are dope!

Oh my gawd! Hilarious! The name of the company is the best!!!

 

[Miles Long]

I have four. Ha! Take that.



Yes, yes we do!

One more for the fist!

 

[Emerson40]

Once you go fist, the minivan is just around the corner.

 

[Miles Long]

Once you go fist, the minivan is just around the corner.

Two in the front, five in the back! Off we go to the soccer tournament!

 

[Saucyminx]

Beautiful Saucy... that AV is quite something.

Thank you gorgeous. Glad to see your tatas out for a spin as well.


You guys make me laugh. Thank you so much for that. You don’t even know.

 

[NightL]

We were B-Hole bleachers.

from way back there

Emerson is king of the b-hole bleachers. His b-hole....you would swear it winks at him when he's checking out its shimmer in the mirror.

I hope he will share his words of wisdom!

Oh yes, so do I!

 

[Miles Long]

Is it ok to ask my mom if I can use her room to go fax something? Asking for a friend in 1998.

 

[Miles Long]

Back in my day we used ravens. Or were they pigeons? Hard to tell (remember).

You used anything with wings.