Bro’s thread

[muddler35]

@muddler35 brilliant jujitsu start a thread aimed at guys and you get the women to come out

This is definitely NOT a honey trap, although women are welcome. Except you @JerseyJade You fuck right off and go home. Brush your teeth young lady.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Well, we did not get the blazing hot weather everyone else did. All day yesterday it was overcast, and it rained on and off. As soon as the sun went down, the temperature plummeted to 63F. That's cooler than I'm comfortable with. I'm built for hot, humid weather where I can be as close to naked as possible.

 

[Lmizzler]

Y'all know I don't dump my personal crap into anyone's thread, but I just want to give a heads-up: I'm an alcoholic. I've been sober 14 years. If you want to have a "Star Wars drinking game" or something, that's cool. I just won't participate. I can't. Oh, I can have a beer or two with friends. That's the biggest difference between me now vs. me 15 years ago. I can just have a beer or two and then go to soda or coffee, without it turning into an all-night drinking binge. If we got together for a night out, you know you can count on me to be your designated driver and get everyone home safe.

Lexxx, thanks for the honesty man! Not enough dudes own up to struggles we have and it’s refreshing to see you take the charge with it.

And good on you for staying sober!

 

[Lmizzler]

Just finished making bacon and eggs for breakfast, listening to my son beat on a cahone, getting ready to go disc golfing with my boys, fantasy football draft at noon and coaching my middle school sons soccer game this evening.

I’d say it’s going to be a good last day of summer! Plus steaks on the smoker!

 

[hotwords229_A]

History Dads podcast must list:

Hardcore History
History of Rome - Mike Duncan
Revolutions - Mike Duncan
Tides of History
History of Everything

History Unplugged podcast with Scott Rank.

 

[muddler35]

Just finished making bacon and eggs for breakfast, listening to my son beat on a cahone, getting ready to go disc golfing with my boys, fantasy football draft at noon and coaching my middle school sons soccer game this evening.

I’d say it’s going to be a good last day of summer! Plus steaks on the smoker!

I love everything about this post. Good daddying sir.

I’m not sure what a cahone is, but it probably had it coming. Wtg @Lmizzler ’s son. Give that cahone the business.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Fantasy Football draft this evening, work league and I'm the boss in it...

 

[muddler35]

@Whiskeyjack Not mentioning you in the original post was a huge oversight on my part. Mea culpa. After reading your response on NAL, you are officially my new favorite bro. I like the cut of your jib sir.

Advice to all Bros from this genius of a man: Dangle your participles. Just fucken dangle them.

 

[HeavyBalls]

@Whiskeyjack Not mentioning you in the original post was a huge oversight on my part. Mea culpa. After reading your response on NAL, you are officially my new favorite bro. I like the cut of your jib sir.

Is the poop deck what I think it is?

 

[muddler35]

Is the poop deck what I think it is?

Probably not. It’s a cabin to rest. It is fun to say though.

 

[hotwords229_A]

When do we Panty Raid the Hoe’s Thread?

 

[muddler35]

Okay everyone.
What’s your football (nfl) team?
I’m from Dallas. I have an excuse. Hate all you want.

 

[ShaneoD]

@ShaneoD @Azuldrgon @Booboobear84

Y’all come recommended . Welcome aboard.

I might be slightly curious as to who recommended me now, it's nice to have somewhere to chill out. I'm not too sure we're hiding very well, there seem to be a few lady perverts around

 

[HeavyBalls]

When do we Panty Raid the Hoe’s Thread?

We don't, we're gentlemen.

 

[muddler35]

I might be slightly curious as to who recommended me now, it's nice to have somewhere to chill out. I'm not too sure we're hiding very well, there seem to be a few lady perverts around

Those chicks smell the testosterone and come a’runnin huh?

 

[muddler35]

We don't, we're gentlemen.

Good point sir. We all aspire to be gentlemen, and you always are. I do think, however, we all have a juvenile idiot inside us yearning to be free. Gentlemen and juveniles have fun. Just play nice.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Good point sir. We all aspire to be gentlemen, and you always are. I do think, however, we all have a juvenile idiot inside us yearning to be free. Gentlemen and juveniles have fun. Just play nice.

Oh, good! I thought I would have to return all those panties I picked up on sale today!

Oh...never mind...I'll just be over there in my corner.

 

[muddler35]

Oh, good! I thought I would have to return all those panties I picked up on sale today!

Oh...never mind...I'll just be over there in my corner.

Guys, we are all thinking the same thing here. Let’s take @HeavyBalls advice and be gentlemen. Don’t say it.

 

[muddler35]

Guys, we are all thinking the same thing here. Let’s take @HeavyBalls advice and be gentlemen. Don’t say it.

All in favor of making BFG an honorary bro.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Good point sir. We all aspire to be gentlemen, and you always are. I do think, however, we all have a juvenile idiot inside us yearning to be free. Gentlemen and juveniles have fun. Just play nice.

Hey i can be a TOTAL PERV...

Just in the right place/time and in moderation.

 

[muddler35]

Hey i can be a TOTAL PERV...

Just in the right place/time and in moderation.

Understood brother. I try to be the same.

 

[LexxRuthless]

When do we Panty Raid the Hoe’s Thread?

We don't, we're gentlemen.

I think if we made some discreet inquiries, we'd find that the Hoe's Thread would welcome a panty raid. If that's what they want (what they really, really want), a gentleman would be obligated to indulge them, right?

 

[HeavyBalls]

I think if we made some discreet inquiries, we'd find that the Hoe's Thread would welcome a panty raid. If that's what they want (what they really, really want), a gentleman would be obligated to indulge them, right?

As long as everything is consensual, who am I to kink shame?

 

[muddler35]

I think if we made some discreet inquiries, we'd find that the Hoe's Thread would welcome a panty raid. If that's what they want (what they really, really want), a gentleman would be obligated to indulge them, right?

There are discreet women here?

 

[hotwords229_A]

We don't, we're gentlemen.

Good point sir. We all aspire to be gentlemen, and you always are. I do think, however, we all have a juvenile idiot inside us yearning to be free. Gentlemen and juveniles have fun. Just play nice.

My juvenile idiot is on the outside sometimes.