Bry’s Haiku - bringing back art and culture

[37_ttej]

Please, Mr. Rogers
Forgive my selfish folly
nude pics, no joke

OK, Roger that
I will forget I saw your
Roger-ready rear.

(PS: I have not seen pictures of MYB's rear. Or Mr Rogers'.)

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've dodged a bullet
Of vegemite flavours that
May have wrecked my bread

Thanks, jett. You're a
Nice aussie boy (man?) And I
Appreciate you

 

[lavendersilk]

It wasn’t just you
Your problematic bestie
Was involved as well

 

[lavendersilk]

It wasn’t just you
Your problematic bestie
Was involved as well

Chili's baby back
Ribs. Chili's baby back ribs.
Barbecue Sauce... Mmmm.

 

[SimonSex]

All this talk of sauce
Makes me hot to make a batch
Will it be by hand?

 

[Bry1313]

Go blue, I love fall
Big game and perfect weather
Let’s make horns go down

 

[SimonSex]

When the pigskin flies
And the leaves turn auburn crisp
It’s sweater weather

 

[TS_Woody]

Go blue, I love fall
Big game and perfect weather
Let’s make horns go down

Not even close

 

[Bry1313]

Not even close

Please stay on the theme
This thread is for our haiku
Not petty taunting

 

[SimonSex]

A flag on the field
It’s illegal procedure
Five-seven-five, please

 

[Wand3rlust]

What the actual fuck
Are you going on about?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Football I barely get,
Who cares now Patriots don’t win.
Basketball soon!

 

[37_ttej]

September in Oz
Is footy finals season.
League and AFL.

 

[fsa52]

Noon begins our game
Saints, the woebegone team, tries
Again to achieve!

 

[Bry1313]

Vikings, cool logo
Been a fan all of my life
Every year, end sucks

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The only sports on
here should be when guys use their
dicks for fun sword fights

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Or seeing who can
orgasm more in a day
Kitty always win

 

[summer_reine]

Scientists receive
Less enthusiasm when
curing a disease

 

[summer_reine]

Encourage envy
Incite violence at a loss
Vicarious pride

 

[Wand3rlust]

Drinking prosecco
on a boat on the Thames should
Be a daily thing

 

[37_ttej]

Today’s work meeting
Has colleagues in safety shirts.
Many words start with “F”.

 

[37_ttej]

Seems “Fuckin’” is a
Universal adjective.
Goes with any shit.

 

[lavendersilk]

Today’s work meeting
Has colleagues in safety shirts.
Many words start with “F”.

We can go where we
Want to. You can leave your friends
Behind. Safety dance...

 

[37_ttej]

Did not expect a
Morris dancing parody
In the haiku thread!

 

[Photog1rl]

It is lit. You will
Find the unexpected in
Every thread you see