Buffy the Vampire Slayer fantasies

[Fantasies_only]

Fantasies_only, you've got it all wrong!!!

The Master sired Darla because she was a virtuous, virginal, young nun who he wanted to corrupt and infect with syphilis (pre-penicillin).

Then Darla spotted Liam of Galway, drunken frat boy of Phi Omega Man Cum Laude. She was immediately smitten with his horrible imitation of an Irish brogue, and turned him that very night.

Angelus sired Drusilla because he was frankly sick of boning Darla every damn night for the last century.

Dru turned Willy because, although a devoted Daddy's girl, she was sick of playing second fiddle to grandmum.

Dracula killed Spike's mum because Drac owed Spike a farthing, or some other such nonsense, and he wanted to distract Spike with grief.

William The Bloody sired Cordelia Chase, because bitch was hot, and they ended up having lots of little baby vamps. They let Angel move in because he was kin, afterall. The three of them shared one big bed, and if this weren't a family site, I'd let you in on what happened there!

Wasn't Liam Buffy's beau for a time?
Angel said he was tired of Darla, but it seemed like it was an on a whim kind of thing (pretending to be preacher in confessional).
Who the heck is Willy?
To my knowledge, Dru's grandmother was never spoken of.
Spike did say something about her mother being a see-er, and she inherited it from her.
Drac was never spoken of until later in the series, and no flashback pictured him doing such a thing.
Spike didn't care for him because he tried to steal Dru (and almost succeeded).
Cordelia was never a vampire (but Buffy was temporarily) even in the alternate Sunnydale.
She stayed human even in L.A. with Angel, then turned into a goddess who was actually a demon.
However Cordelia was almost bitten, when Spike got a chip in his head intensifying his pain when he got violent or about to bite someone.

By the way, Angel and Spike (as vampires) were best friends early on, but Spike walked in on Angel having sex with Drusilla, just to see him flip out and get him angry.
Where the wheelchair came in I don't know (but it looked good on him).

William The Bloody sired Cordelia Chase, because bitch was hot, and they ended up having lots of little baby vamps. They let Angel move in because he was kin, afterall. The three of them shared one big bed, and if this weren't a family site, I'd let you in on what happened there!

You gotta be kidding!
This is either a dream, part of the comic book universe, or adult fan fiction.

PS: Angel and Spike hate each other much less share a bed.

 

[Guest]

Almost all of the Buffy guys absolutely rock my socks. Spike and Angel in particular, I must say. There's something about the Sire/Childe dynamic between the two that lends itself to some interesting situations; at least in my head.

Even Giles, or Xander on occasion...Giles for the obvious teacher/student scenarios, and Xander as a sub/pet for either Spike or Angel. Or both!

 

[Fantasies_only]

Almost all of the Buffy guys absolutely rock my socks.

Really, even Xander?

Spike and Angel in particular, I must say. There's something about the Sire/Childe dynamic between the two that lends itself to some interesting situations; at least in my head.

Even Giles, or Xander on occasion...Giles for the obvious teacher/student scenarios, and Xander as a sub/pet for either Spike or Angel. Or both!

I can't see Giles in a hot incest scene, but frequently they glossed over the subject that his fatherly bond with Buffy was so great, he started thinking of her as a girlfriend (reason for Jenny Calender).

That's potentially a good storyline itself, as he fucks Joyce he fantasizes about Buffy, very "American Beauty".

 

[quicksylver69]

Giles is someone who I had many many naughty thoughts about in my highschool years. In the episode with the band candy where he gets turned into a 17 year old version? /swoon So hot. You could always see a slightly kinky side to him that he always kept hidden under his bookish looks, but by god you knew that man could fuck.

Hmmm, may just have to re-visit some of my old fantasies tonight

 

[Stella_Omega]

The best romantic match for Xander is Spike. I don't do OTP's but for xander.. that pairing is about perfect.

Of course Spike makes a great matchup for almost anyone, including Jack Sparrow (if I can find that fic I'll link to it.)

here's my favorite writer of the Spike/Buffy matchup: http://sleepingjaguars.com/buffy/index.php

 

[Fantasies_only]

Dru turned Willy because, although a devoted Daddy's girl, she was sick of playing second fiddle to grandmum.

Willy the Whistler?
He was before Angel's time, and sired by Darla.

 

[PurrfectMoon]

Oh, I had forgotten about Giles. When they find him playing the guitar, hot!! There is something to be said for the stern but handsome older gentlemen librarians of the world.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Willy the Whistler?
He was before Angel's time, and sired by Darla.

Who???

 

[Fantasies_only]

Who???

Willy the Whistler is a streetwise New York demon who we first saw in the 1800s when Angel was cursed with a soul and feeding on rats.

He let him see Buffy in L.A. when she was just 15 (presumably with a Birthday coming up so she could be 16 like the movie).

And again when she was training with her previous watcher.

He has become a regular informant for Angel and now bar tender.
You can see him in the episode where Willow uses magic as a drug and crashes a car almost killing Dawn, and whenever Spike is playing poker for cats.

Edit: He had regular demon looks once (as regular as a shape shifter has).
When Willy was bitten he became half demon/half vampire so his shape shifting abilities ceased.
He is now stuck with the body and voice of a human from New York, but he wasn't actually hatched there.

 

[Guest]

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Of course Spike makes a great matchup for almost anyone, including Jack Sparrow (if I can find that fic I'll link to it.)

here's my favorite writer of the Spike/Buffy matchup: http://sleepingjaguars.com/buffy/index.php

If you're a member of nekid_spike over on livejournal, they did a whole week of Buffy/POTC crossovers. The contributions included art and fiction.

http://nekid-spike.livejournal.com/tag/crossover week:potc

 

[Stella_Omega]

Willy the Whistler is a streetwise New York demon who we first saw in the 1800s when Angel was cursed with a soul and feeding on rats.

He let him see Buffy in L.A. when she was just 15 (presumably with a Birthday coming up so she could be 16 like the movie).

And again when she was training with her previous watcher.

He has become a regular informant for Angel and now bar tender.
You can see him in the episode where Willow uses magic as a drug and crashes a car almost killing Dawn, and whenever Spike is playing poker for cats.

Edit: He had regular demon looks once (as regular as a shape shifter has).
When Willy was bitten he became half demon/half vampire so his shape shifting abilities ceased.
He is now stuck with the body and voice of a human from New York, but he wasn't actually hatched there.

Yeah, I know who Whistler is. But I never heard of him being bitten by Darla, or being half-a-vamp.
Or ever being called "Willy the Whistler."

Where are you getting your info from? It's not that I think you're mistaken, because Joss re-wrote everything all the time, basically-- other TV producers call re-writing canon history "Jossing." But I never watched much of Angel at all, so I'm curious

 

[Fantasies_only]

Yeah, I know who Whistler is. But I never heard of him being bitten by Darla, or being half-a-vamp.
Or ever being called "Willy the Whistler."

Where are you getting your info from? It's not that I think you're mistaken, because Joss re-wrote everything all the time, basically-- other TV producers call re-writing canon history "Jossing." But I never watched much of Angel at all, so I'm curious

The first time we see Will it's in the 1800s looking disgusted at a cursed Angel feeding on rats.
If you read the transcript, he does say Willy the Whistler (as in whistle blower), although in most episodes that he's featured in he's referred to as Willy, or "Hey you!".
A small part of a flashback in one of the episodes, showed Darla biting Willy in the 19th Century.

I've never heard of Jossing.
It was popular in MGM films so he couldn't have been the first.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Are you talking about the Willy the snitch? The *human* bartender?

A completely different person!

Like, omigod!

 

[Fantasies_only]

Are you talking about the Willy the snitch? The *human* bartender?

A completely different person!

Like, omigod!

That's the one, but that isn't his name.
Yes he's a 2004 bar tender.
No he is not human (just a few years older than Angel), he only looks human.
He has time traveling powers (no interaction) and can also heal the injured magically (forced to do so in one episode).

 

[quicksylver69]

I think you are confusing 2 different characters with similar names.

Willy the Snitch(The bartender) is played by Saverio Guerra and was in Buffy for 5 episodes.

Whistler(The time travelling demon) is played by Max Perlich and was in Buffy for only 2 episodes.


<3 IMDB is all I can say

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's the one, but that isn't his name.
Yes he's a 2004 bar tender.
No he is not human (just a few years older than Angel), he only looks human.
He has time traveling powers (no interaction) and can also heal the injured magically (forced to do so in one episode).

one episode of what?

 

[Stella_Omega]

I think you are confusing 2 different characters with similar names.

Willy the Snitch(The bartender) is played by Saverio Guerra and was in Buffy for 5 episodes.

Whistler(The time travelling demon) is played by Max Perlich and was in Buffy for only 2 episodes.


<3 IMDB is all I can say

I am astonished at how much of a Buffy geek I am-- since I nearly only know the show from fanfic! But then who would know the show better than fanfic writers... It has inspired some fantastic writing.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Are you talking about the Willy the snitch? The *human* bartender?

A completely different person!

Like, omigod!

I just looked it up on Wikipedia.
You're right, they are two different characters (and actors).

I'll have to see it again to be sure when exactly Angel (called Angel) meets Whistler, the 1800s or in the 90s.
I'm pretty sure he meets him in the 1800s and moves time forwards to the 90s (L.A.).

Joss himself made a mistake when writing another episode.
When Tara was shot, the bullet went through Buffy.
Although Warren was aiming for her heart, at the angle he shot her it went through her shoulder and Buffy passed out (unlike Tara who died instantly).

In part 2 the doctors (excluding Ben) said the bullet went through her rib cage, and she did die (had it not been for Willow's magic) instead of merely passed out.

I should make it clear Buffy did wake up for a few seconds in the ambulance with Faith, but that might have been another time she almost died.

Also, if the bullet had gone through Buffy to hit Tara, how did we see it magically extracted from her?
Talk:Buffy Summers - Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel Wiki

I shouldn't say this is a mistake.
Joss always wanted good story telling over explainable reality.

 

[Stella_Omega]

here you go-- no need to reinvent the wheel...

http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_and_Angel for all your minutia needs!

 

[marieR19]

Oh my.

Buffy was my very first exposure to fanfiction. I was a member of a Buffy/Faith forum for years, so that's always been my favorite pairing (and seriously, after being a member for so long, I can't watch certain episodes and *not* see the subtext!)

I love the bad girls. Faith, Glory, Darla.... Love them. I've written a few Faith fanfics, and Glory has starred in more then a few of my dreams.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Oh my.

Buffy was my very first exposure to fanfiction. I was a member of a Buffy/Faith forum for years, so that's always been my favorite pairing (and seriously, after being a member for so long, I can't watch certain episodes and *not* see the subtext!)

I love the bad girls. Faith, Glory, Darla.... Love them. I've written a few Faith fanfics, and Glory has starred in more then a few of my dreams.

Then here's something you can jot down:
Forbidden sexual attraction between alternate Willow (BDSM vampire becomes lesbian prostitute) and Kendra (Slayer becomes stripper when parents die).

Kendra, now stripper, was taken in by an experienced Faith who got used to getting stripped and played with every week from the time she spent in the woman's prison.

"Bored now," vampire willow says after her last conquest.
She chews 'em up and spits 'em out.
Her last victim, Anya (wants to stay in this reality so she could corrupt our universe).

I kinda wanted a sexual Willow/Willow scene within Once More With Feeling.
Not because they're both lesbians now (a sane Tara has a threeway with the Willows while Spike watches and masturbates), but because it's like full body masturbation with two minds instead of one.

 

[Fantasies_only]

here you go-- no need to reinvent the wheel...

(link omitted)

Sorry, no can do.
I don't go to Wikis (see TOS and privacy policy).

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sorry, no can do.
I don't go to Wikis (see TOS and privacy policy).

ROFLMAO!

That explains so much...

 

[PanicByNumbers]

Faith as a stripper? There's a thought.....