Can one of you guys please explain.......

[icequeen06]

As George Carlin said: "Men are insecure about the size of their dicks, so they go to war over it. [...] What, they have bigger dicks? Bomb them! And of course all the rockets and bullets are shaped like dicks." - Rockets and penises in the Persian gulf.

I love George Carlin! I really should have remembered that,lol.

My guess is its the same guy asking this question through different aliases, and obviously he is a former lover who is hoping to keep your "Biggest/Longest/Thickest" record. Next time tell him that once you were fucked by a Transformer and it will probably make his brain explode.
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This is by far the best idea I've ever heard.

Who asks you that? You don't really mention which guys are asking that, whether they are friends, lovers, strangers, etc. In my humble opinion you are hanging around the wrong people if you have that many people asking you that question. There are real men out there who have their brains located in their heads and not down below. You should aspire to hang around men who have a higher IQ than what they can count when they take their shoes off.

Mostly guys online, although there have been a couple guys in RL that asked that. Needless to say, things did not progress further because I apparently gave the wrong answer. *eyeroll*

1)It's the internets fault! I had no idea there were 14" horse cocks on guys! 2) Its genetic. Guys check out and compare in the locker room/bathroom, the neighbors tractor/lawn mower and trucks/cars , etc.... 3) "Size Queens" don't help the insecure. Just saying....

Lol, you are right, totally the internet's fault! However, I'm not trying to make anyone insecure, but when asked a question usually the first thing that comes out is the truth. And if the truth is that yes, my last guy was bigger/smaller, well......lol.







This thread is what happens when I'm drinking by myself and people start pissing me off. Didn't realize I would get quite so many responses. It does get frustrating because I just don't understand it.

 

[Cherry_Rose]

Are you really constantly asked that? Maybe I am not understanding the question, but I can't imagine someone wanting me to tell them which/whose cock was the biggest/thickest/longest that I have fucked unless they wanted me to say it was them.

On that note...why would you tell him you don't know? If you want him to give you an amazing fuck, then you should tell him what he needs to hear...

"You are baby....you have the Biggest... *give his cock a lick*
....Longest.... *now give it a suck*
...Thickest.... *look him in the eye while circling his head with your tongue*
...Cock I have ever fucked or sucked and I can't get enough of it"...*now shove him deep in your mouth and moan because you want him so bad*

Just my opinion...

I loved this response! made me smile and laugh to myself. Very well put, this is dead on how i would get rid of such an issue, as I think men like women, need a bit of ego petting from time to time...

 

[Ashrae]

It's not what you have

Its not what you have but how you use it

Goes for m / f alike

 

[subwannabe]

I think you get what you pay for. In other words, when you hang around the interent you need to realize that 90% of the guys you come in contact with are going to be full fledged idiots with IQ's matching their dick sizes. That's not necessarily a bad thing though just as long as you realize what those percentages are and just dismiss those 90% and concentrate on the other 10%.

I remember talking to a girl once who was running a personals ad on the internet and was very discouraged about the quality of the guys she came in contact with and said she was pulling her ad. I had already found someone but I encouraged her to keep her ad up, telling her that what she was running into was actually a good thing because it's better to find out the losers first before you go out with them instead of where in the real dating world you wouldn't find out they were a loser until you are actually out on a date. I encouraged her to continue trying and concentrate on the other 10%. A couple of months later she sent me an email thanking me for my advice because she found Mr. Right and even though she lived in the sticks, her true love actually lived pretty close by and they eventually got married.

 

[Zero_Tolerance]

See below. Once a boy becomes a man he's no longer concerned about having the biggest penis in the world. There are so many attributes to good sex that focusing on one is a waste of time.

I think it's a self confidence and growing up thing. Young guys (yes I can remember that distant past) don't want to feel theirs has developed into anything other than a decently effective bit of kit. Until you've used it plenty and know that it's just one part of the whole package of fun to be enjoyed with a woman, then I guess it's a really only the obvious thing to focus on.

 

[Edensgarden]

Mostly guys online, although there have been a couple guys in RL that asked that. Needless to say, things did not progress further because I apparently gave the wrong answer. *eyeroll*

Lol, you are right, totally the internet's fault! However, I'm not trying to make anyone insecure, but when asked a question usually the first thing that comes out is the truth. And if the truth is that yes, my last guy was bigger/smaller, well......lol.

This thread is what happens when I'm drinking by myself and people start pissing me off. Didn't realize I would get quite so many responses. It does get frustrating because I just don't understand it.

I would suggest to avoid making comparisons when it comes to sex...period.

Someone asking you to compare them to a prior lover is needing you to stroke their ego. So stroke it. Once the "wrong answer" has been given it can't be taken back. It will probably come back to haunt you at some point in the future.

 

[NeverWinterNite]

I think you get what you pay for. In other words, when you hang around the interent you need to realize that 90% of the guys you come in contact with are going to be full fledged idiots with IQ's matching their dick sizes. That's not necessarily a bad thing though just as long as you realize what those percentages are and just dismiss those 90% and concentrate on the other 10%.

I remember talking to a girl once who was running a personals ad on the internet and was very discouraged about the quality of the guys she came in contact with and said she was pulling her ad. I had already found someone but I encouraged her to keep her ad up, telling her that what she was running into was actually a good thing because it's better to find out the losers first before you go out with them instead of where in the real dating world you wouldn't find out they were a loser until you are actually out on a date. I encouraged her to continue trying and concentrate on the other 10%. A couple of months later she sent me an email thanking me for my advice because she found Mr. Right and even though she lived in the sticks, her true love actually lived pretty close by and they eventually got married.

That's good advice.

 

[imready2]

I think you get what you pay for. In other words, when you hang around the interent you need to realize that 90% of the guys you come in contact with are going to be full fledged idiots with IQ's matching their dick sizes. That's not necessarily a bad thing though just as long as you realize what those percentages are and just dismiss those 90% and concentrate on the other 10%.

I remember talking to a girl once who was running a personals ad on the internet and was very discouraged about the quality of the guys she came in contact with and said she was pulling her ad. I had already found someone but I encouraged her to keep her ad up, telling her that what she was running into was actually a good thing because it's better to find out the losers first before you go out with them instead of where in the real dating world you wouldn't find out they were a loser until you are actually out on a date. I encouraged her to continue trying and concentrate on the other 10%. A couple of months later she sent me an email thanking me for my advice because she found Mr. Right and even though she lived in the sticks, her true love actually lived pretty close by and they eventually got married.

Hope I rank in the 10%

 

[NorwegianWoody]

Would reply, but my tongue keeps flopping onto the keyboard.

 

[SubBiTrucker]

I find the question to be similar to when a woman asks you "Do I look fat in this outfit?".

Why ask the question when you don't want to hear the answer?

I never ask the "fat" question. If I have to ask, then I already know the answer. I don't want to be lied to.

The stereotypical question "does X make my ass look big?" is the one that always gets me.
Sorry, ladies, most of us like an ass with a fair bit of meat on it.
A little bit of jiggle, and some curves. Women want a little ass, unaware that the man doesn't.
Men: the proper answer is: "Mmmmmm, nice!"

The original question: I enjoy hearing prior exploits, but I rarely give a damn about dick size.
This started because I am horridly insecure in general, and didn't want to hear negative comparisons.
After I became sexually active, I didn't care because I rapidly became aware that I'm a good bit larger than average but not painfully so, and partners of both sexes like mine.

 

[BongoGal]

I've been with a few guys that I'd describe as having very large cocks, but I've never thought to break out the measuring tape to find out the exact dimensions. I've never had one that was too big or too small, although I assume that both exist. I'll add that girth means much more to me than length, but I've had toe-curling orgasms with guys with relatively slender cocks.

 

[aluv]

you don't have to ask when you have to sleep on towels because you made her wet the bed from her cuming so much

 

[RickLovesErotic]

I can say I've never asked any woman I shared a bed with about size, mine or anyone else's.
I want her to be all about me and not recalling someone else.
Those who ask or wonder are just insecure in themselves and their
abilities.
That's how I see it

 

[BongoGal]

Just for the heck of it, I'll add that in my experience, the taller a guy is, the more likely he is to have a large penis. How muscular he is has nothing to do with it. Of the three biggest I had, all three were attached to tall guys, and two of the three guys were rather skinny. The smallest penises belonged to relatively short guys. Perhaps the smallest was attached to a 5'5" guy I dated. He was a couple inches shorter than me (a rarity in my dating life), but he lifted weights and was able to effortlessly lift me over his head. I still can't help but think that he lifted weights so much in order to compensate for what he thought was too small a penis. It worked, too, I suppose, because I knew a few friends who slept with him, and they each mentioned that they expected him to be 'bigger' since he was so muscular.

 

[Zero_Tolerance]

I would have to imagine that being taller would be more meaningful than being muscular in regards to penis size. I mean - you can't grow your penis by lifting heavy weights. Also keep in mind that if a guy weighs 250 pounds his penis is going to look smaller than that of a guy who weighs 150 pounds.

Just for the heck of it, I'll add that in my experience, the taller a guy is, the more likely he is to have a large penis. How muscular he is has nothing to do with it. Of the three biggest I had, all three were attached to tall guys, and two of the three guys were rather skinny. The smallest penises belonged to relatively short guys. Perhaps the smallest was attached to a 5'5" guy I dated. He was a couple inches shorter than me (a rarity in my dating life), but he lifted weights and was able to effortlessly lift me over his head. I still can't help but think that he lifted weights so much in order to compensate for what he thought was too small a penis. It worked, too, I suppose, because I knew a few friends who slept with him, and they each mentioned that they expected him to be 'bigger' since he was so muscular.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

I don't want to be the biggest.

Just the best.

 

[klippert]

Since John Holmes....There's lays the creation of: bigger is better. hence the insecurity of it all began.

I asked mrsK when we were dating....not from insecurity, out of curiosity. Some how while chatting on the phone, the prelude to phone sex, cocks and size came into the conversation. What surprised her most. Those Big Cock stories...Turned me on. She has had a three biggies....and simply put it. They weren't her best lovers, and one of them was 'Huge' as she put it.....

If they ask....then get upset. You get what you pay for.

 

[klippert]

Ahh men are obsessed with their cocks.

Usually the ones who are 'big' I have found, or medium-big,they want you to tell them it's the biggest you've been fucked by. Men are simple.

ETA, just lie to them or they cry, true story.

Men are obsessed....with our cocks yes. An attached, toy. Hell yes. But, Woman are basket cases about their bodies...hair.....Looks PERIOD. Though you have the media to thank for that....

As for lying to us... that tells me you lie to men a lot.

 

[subwannabe]

I'm not obsessed with my cock, although it does come in useful once in a while. Well more than just once in a while. Bottom line though I could give a shit how mine compares with anyone elses. I'm in my fifties and I've never had a complaint yet.