Canada from Eh to Zed

[YourCaptor]

Number 3...I relate.

Oh COD do I relate.


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

You know, I've been to busy so far to go buy long sleeved shirts for the winter, but the weathers been great and I've done fine with Ts.

 

[redslady]

Both of us being snowed in should be great, but not when we are 150km apart and he's stuck where he is and I'm stuck here. Freaking, Fracking, Canadian winter...gotta sleep alone.

 

[lovebound]

It'll be warmer tomorrow.

(Please, please, please.)

 

[redslady]

To borrow from MC

Losing two days work due to State of Emergency - costly

Finding my Jeep in a four foot drift - mind boggling

Removing four foot drift - physically draining

Standing on giant snow pile that I moved myself and shouting (in a very polite well mannered way) I AM CANADIAN!! PRICELESS

 

[midwestyankee]

To borrow from MC

Losing two days work due to State of Emergency - costly

Finding my Jeep in a four foot drift - mind boggling

Removing four foot drift - physically draining

Standing on giant snow pile that I moved myself and shouting (in a very polite well mannered way) I AM CANADIAN!! PRICELESS

Did the Jeep start?

 

[lovebound]

To borrow from MC

Losing two days work due to State of Emergency - costly

Finding my Jeep in a four foot drift - mind boggling

Removing four foot drift - physically draining

Standing on giant snow pile that I moved myself and shouting (in a very polite well mannered way) I AM CANADIAN!! PRICELESS

Actually I'd rather have sun and +20c....

 

[redslady]

Did the Jeep start?

Oh she started, first turn of the key. Now, mind you, I couldn't drive anywhere since all the roads are closed.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh she started, first turn of the key. Now, mind you, I couldn't drive anywhere since all the roads are closed.

Where's your sled and team of dogs?

 

[redslady]

Where's your sled and team of dogs?

Really could have used one, but my dog won't go out in the snow, big baby. 135lbs of pure couch potato, lol. I did make it out today even with the main highway still closed. Able to make 10 calls and check on all my clients. Makes me feel better to know they are okay.

 

[redslady]

So exstemely proud of my community, farmers, snowmobilers, whole towns rallying. What makes me smile the most was one old farmer pulling cars out with his tracker and he said, "It what we do" and it is.

 

[YourCaptor]

Actually I'd rather have sun and +20c....

You can stay at my bed and breakfast.

 

[lovebound]

You can stay at my bed and breakfast.

How are the rates?

 

[YourCaptor]

How are the rates?

lol

Standard rates, IOU 1 breakfast per night.

Do something extra special and I'll make it dinner.

 

[MsDeanne]

Good morning ..
Just thought i would stop in and say hello to my fella canucks..

speacially the naughty one

 

[Keroin]

All yours YC

 

[duktape]

All yours YC

enchante, eh?

 

[lovebound]

lol

Standard rates, IOU 1 breakfast per night.

Do something extra special and I'll make it dinner.

Extra special like...

Oh, I'll bring cookies!

 

[YourCaptor]

All yours YC

Ugh, smocking, nasty habit.

She shall chop the wood and I shall carry the water.

Extra special like...

Oh, I'll bring cookies!

*Sings to the tune of silk "freak me"*

tonight baby, I wanna bake cookies with you

oh you

let me bake you

all of you

 

[Felix_Jones]

Extra special like...

Oh, I'll bring cookies!

Isn't that a euphymism for girl parts?

 

[Keroin]

Ah, once again, the fine men and women who man the US border have kept their country safe from us evil Canucks and our diabolical weapons of chocolatey fun destruction!

 

[midwestyankee]

Ah, once again, the fine men and women who man the US border have kept their country safe from us evil Canucks and our diabolical weapons of chocolatey fun destruction!

What fuckwits.

My own border story: a year or so ago I crossed from Ontario into New York at a smallish town so as to avoid the long lines at Niagara Falls or Buffalo. I had about seven or eight bottles of wine in the trunk that I'd bought in Toronto. I told the guard about the wine and fully expected to pay the $5 or so in duties that could be due. Instead, the border guard looked at every bottle and came back to my window to tell me he thought that one of my choices was a lousy wine. So I waved a smile and went merrily on my way.

 

[Homburg]

Kinder Eggs are dangerous? Really? Wow, guess I narrowly escaped dying form the ones I ate in Germany as a kid.

Dodged that bullet...

 

[lovebound]

What fuckwits.

My own border story: a year or so ago I crossed from Ontario into New York at a smallish town so as to avoid the long lines at Niagara Falls or Buffalo. I had about seven or eight bottles of wine in the trunk that I'd bought in Toronto. I told the guard about the wine and fully expected to pay the $5 or so in duties that could be due. Instead, the border guard looked at every bottle and came back to my window to tell me he thought that one of my choices was a lousy wine. So I waved a smile and went merrily on my way.

A coworker of mine once crossed the border into buffalo on a shopping trip with her daughter's passport. They'd switched by accident and didn't realize until she was at the border.

And they're making a fuss over kinder eggs? Might as well ban chicken nuggets, those could choke some small kids too yknow.

 

[Moonlit]

Ah, once again, the fine men and women who man the US border have kept their country safe from us evil Canucks and our diabolical weapons of chocolatey fun destruction!

I actually thought this was a joke when I first heard about it because I only caught part of the story on the news.

Now I've read and heard about it in a few more places..... and I think it's pretty pathetic.

Of all the things for a border guard to enforce....

Tsk.

 

[midwestyankee]

This cracked me up

Evaporating water at -30C

Note carefully the headgear on the woman in the video.