Canada from Eh to Zed

[wicked woman]

Have a nice day!

I read the issue of People Magazine mentioned above while I was at the dentist's office yesterday. They had a big spread with photos of Ryan Reynolds and an interview. He was asked what he thought was cool about being Canadian. He listed several items but my favourite was "We can apologize on command." Beautiful stuff there.

Sorry.

Uhuh. Even when someone bumps into me, I automatically apologize. Definitely Canadian.

 

[Keroin]

Uhuh. Even when someone bumps into me, I automatically apologize. Definitely Canadian.

An excerpt from "The Day Canada Became Nice". (One of my favourite true stories):


October 1995. A woman is found wandering beside a highway north of Los Angeles. She doesn’t remember who she is or where she came from. The U.S. police have only a single clue: the woman is polite, very polite. So polite, in fact, that they figure she must be a Canadian. They send a bulletin to news agencies and police desks across Canada, and sure enough, the woman is Canadian. Her identity is established as Ms. Susan Simpson, who mysteriously disappeared from her Edmonton home several weeks earlier. Case closed.

The two important things to note are (A) even in a state of total amnesia, she still retained her basic Canadian niceness, and (B) this alone was enough to distinguish her from an American. Frightening, isn’t it? If it ever comes to war, all that will stand between us and death is the use of a well-placed “thank-you.” You can whack a Canadian on the head, you can scramble his brain and erase his memory, but he—or she—will still be nice.

 

[lovebound]

"Stop apologizing."
"Sorry!"

Are Canadian subs less bratty than ones from other countries then?

 

[midwestyankee]

"Stop apologizing."
"Sorry!"

Are Canadian subs less bratty than ones from other countries then?

It would take a very large sample to make this determination with any degree of accuracy. Care to be part of a large-scale scientific study?

 

[lovebound]

It would take a very large sample to make this determination with any degree of accuracy. Care to be part of a large-scale scientific study?

That would depend on what I have to do...

 

[midwestyankee]

That would depend on what I have to do...

The study has not yet been fully designed as we're still working on lining up enough subjects for groups of Canadian submissives, American submissives, and a control group consisting of French Canadian submissives from northern New England.

 

[wicked woman]

An excerpt from "The Day Canada Became Nice". (One of my favourite true stories):


October 1995. A woman is found wandering beside a highway north of Los Angeles. She doesn’t remember who she is or where she came from. The U.S. police have only a single clue: the woman is polite, very polite. So polite, in fact, that they figure she must be a Canadian. They send a bulletin to news agencies and police desks across Canada, and sure enough, the woman is Canadian. Her identity is established as Ms. Susan Simpson, who mysteriously disappeared from her Edmonton home several weeks earlier. Case closed.

The two important things to note are (A) even in a state of total amnesia, she still retained her basic Canadian niceness, and (B) this alone was enough to distinguish her from an American. Frightening, isn’t it? If it ever comes to war, all that will stand between us and death is the use of a well-placed “thank-you.” You can whack a Canadian on the head, you can scramble his brain and erase his memory, but he—or she—will still be nice.

Interesting story and I've no doubt that it's true.

 

[YourCaptor]

Wait a second! Who relegated Canada to BDSM?! What am I missing here?

The Common Canadian Sub has an authentic sweet disposition yet maintains a dirty nature approaching that of the Tai Gutter Whore. This is makes them ideal domestic sluts and extremely sought after.

 

[midwestyankee]

The Common Canadian Sub has an authentic sweet disposition yet maintains a dirty nature approaching that of the Tai Gutter Whore. This is makes them ideal domestic sluts and extremely sought after.

Sssshhhh.....you'll drive up the price.

 

[teknight]

Sssshhhh.....you'll drive up the price.

You post an awful lot in the Canuckistan thread, yank! Are you a poser?

 

[midwestyankee]

You post an awful lot in the Canuckistan thread, yank! Are you a poser?

Not at all. I make no claim to be Canadian but I'm one generation removed from Canada on both sides of the family: the Maritimes and Québec.

 

[wicked woman]

You post an awful lot in the Canuckistan thread, yank! Are you a poser?

Not at all. I make no claim to be Canadian but I'm one generation removed from Canada on both sides of the family: the Maritimes and Québec.

*cough* he's definitely a friend of Canada.

 

[midwestyankee]

*cough* he's definitely a friend of Canada.

Sounds like you ought to mix some Robitussin in with that red wine, young lady.

 

[wicked woman]

Sounds like you ought to mix some Robitussin in with that red wine, young lady.

It was Chenin Blanc and for someone who likes his Scotch neat, I'm really surprised that you could even type that let alone suggest that I drink it.

 

[midwestyankee]

It was Chenin Blanc and for someone who likes his Scotch neat, I'm really surprised that you could even type that let alone suggest that I drink it.

It does take a special brand of evil, I'll admit that.

 

[YourCaptor]

Sssshhhh.....you'll drive up the price.

Hello, sub farm, I'm looking to profit. French Canadian is my first breed, those things are even sluttier.

Do you think buy one get one free is inhumane?

 

[wicked woman]

It does take a special brand of evil, I'll admit that.

one you specialize in too.

 

[wicked woman]

Hello, sub farm, I'm looking to profit. French Canadian is my first breed, those things are even sluttier.

Do you think buy one get one free is inhumane?

yes..

 

[midwestyankee]

Hello, sub farm, I'm looking to profit. French Canadian is my first breed, those things are even sluttier.

Do you think buy one get one free is inhumane?

Mostly it would be stupid marketing to offer a steep discount when you have no real oversupply of inventory.

Get the best price possible under all conditions.

 

[YourCaptor]

Mostly it would be stupid marketing to offer a steep discount when you have no real oversupply of inventory.

Get the best price possible under all conditions.

But it get's the word out, if you have a free subbie you are more likely to gift it away, not to mention more satisfaction.

 

[lovebound]

But it get's the word out, if you have a free subbie you are more likely to gift it away, not to mention more satisfaction.

I think test drives would be a far better way to get the word out. And at less cost to the supplier.

Wait... Should I be talking?

 

[YourCaptor]

I think test drives would be a far better way to get the word out. And at less cost to the supplier.

Wait... Should I be talking?

Yea but would people want to buy used subs? I imagine a subs value plummets dramatically after the first use. Hmm, maybe I could make it part of a training option. The "indiscriminate slut option", I can see a huge market for that. Every bed and breakfast will want one.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yea but would people want to buy used subs? I imagine a subs value plummets dramatically after the first use. Hmm, maybe I could make it part of a training option. The "indiscriminate slut option", I can see a huge market for that. Every bed and breakfast will want one.

You've clearly never actually stayed, or at least breakfasted with the other guests, at a B & B.

 

[Keroin]

Number 3...I relate.

Oh COD do I relate.


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

 

[lovebound]

Number 3...I relate.

Oh COD do I relate.


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

The 4pm wail... Common Canadian winter syndrome