Canada from Eh to Zed

[DVS]

Isn't that in pretty poor taste?

 

[Rawhide_101]

Isn't that in pretty poor taste?

You're right . . Red Green should be more prominent!

 

[Keroin]

You're right . . Red Green should be more prominent!

Yeah, and where's Nathan Filion?

 

[Rawhide_101]

Where everyone else?

Pretty quiet in here . . . . .

 

[midwestyankee]

Where everyone else?

Pretty quiet in here . . . . .

It's winter, eh? Lots of cold slowing down all the internet tubes.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

*Snicker* Not all the dumbasses are in the U.S., I guess.

Police say hamster birth, bad pizza or sasquatch sighting not worth calling 911
By The Canadian Press | Associated Press – Tue, Jan 8, 2013

VANCOUVER - One person's crime in progress is another person's hamster invasion, say RCMP in Coquitlam, B.C., who are reminding callers how to use the 911 emergency line.

Const. Jamie Chung says some calls to 911 aren't an emergency at all, like the angry man who called after buying a hamster that gave birth to a litter of 10. He says the man was upset because the store refused to give him a refund and his next call was to 911.

Chung says the call-taker explained the 911 line isn't there to settle consumer disputes and talked the man out of dropping the hamster brood off in the Mounties' parking lot.

The officer says emergency operators have taken calls for everything from chickens crossing the road to bad pizza and even a sasquatch sighting.

He says people need to remember that calling 911 is for emergencies only, such as crimes in progress or where people or property are being threatened​

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[Keroin]

HEY! How did the people of Detroit discover our secret plan to sneak "Chinamen" into their state???

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-january-9-2013/bridge-to-canada

 

[Plucky19]

Don't forget...

Bowser and Blue, eh.

I'm glad I live in Canada

 

[Keroin]

We've sunk to new lows.

My apologies to the addicts we have created.

http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/#clip875315

 

[Novita76]

hi there, im new here and from canada

 

[DVS]

hi there, im new here and from canada

I'm sorry, but from your post it seems like you are actually proud to be from Canada. I wouldn't admit to that in any thread but this one. Non-Canadians don't even come into this thread. Everybody's just so nice...it's sickening. In fact, I'm leaving right now, so other people don't get the wrong idea about me. Shit, I don't even think my violet wand will work up there. It's like a whole 'nother country!

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

hi there, im new here and from canada

Welcome to the magical wonderful world of Literotica.

 

[Novita76]

Welcome to the magical wonderful world of Literotica.

Thanks

I'm sorry, but from your post it seems like you are actually proud to be from Canada. I wouldn't admit to that in any thread but this one. Non-Canadians don't even come into this thread. Everybody's just so nice...it's sickening. In fact, I'm leaving right now, so other people don't get the wrong idea about me. Shit, I don't even think my violet wand will work up there. It's like a whole 'nother country!

And why wouldnt i be proud of my country?

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

Thanks

Most welcome.

 

[wicked woman]

I'm sorry, but from your post it seems like you are actually proud to be from Canada. I wouldn't admit to that in any thread but this one. Non-Canadians don't even come into this thread. Everybody's just so nice...it's sickening. In fact, I'm leaving right now, so other people don't get the wrong idea about me. Shit, I don't even think my violet wand will work up there. It's like a whole 'nother country!

And yet you occasionally feel the need to visit us here, eh? Interesting.

 

[Novita76]

And yet you occasionally feel the need to visit us here, eh? Interesting.

as a newbie, i am trying to refrain from letting my east coast irish potty mouth run loose. Thanks Wicked.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

as a newbie, i am trying to refrain from letting my east coast irish potty mouth run loose. Thanks Wicked.

DVS was just indulging in what our Midwesterners loosely call humor... he's really a nice guy.




If you separate him from his violet wand, propensity for rough anal sex, etc., etc., etc.

Seriously, though, many of us like to tease our northern neighbors, but the truth of the matter is that we really love many of them.

 

[DVS]

DVS was just indulging in what our Midwesterners loosely call humor... he's really a nice guy.




If you separate him from his violet wand, propensity for rough anal sex, etc., etc., etc.

Seriously, though, many of us like to tease our northern neighbors, but the truth of the matter is that we really love many of them.

Yes, I'm kidding. If you check my signature, is says I have a dry sense of humor. Well, it mentions something about it being shocking. I thought I was known for that, by now. Sorry for the ruckus.

 

[Keroin]

How about we all just have a group apology?




Ahhhh, I feel so much better now.

Sorry.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

How about we all just have a group apology?




Ahhhh, I feel so much better now.

Sorry.

There you go, eh?

 

[midwestyankee]

How about we all just have a group apology?




Ahhhh, I feel so much better now.

Sorry.

Can I be a part of this, even though my only sin was to read the thread? Sorry for intruding, though.

 

[Novita76]

Yes, I'm kidding. If you check my signature, is says I have a dry sense of humor. Well, it mentions something about it being shocking. I thought I was known for that, by now. Sorry for the ruckus.

DVS was just indulging in what our Midwesterners loosely call humor... he's really a nice guy.



If you separate him from his violet wand, propensity for rough anal sex, etc., etc., etc.

Seriously, though, many of us like to tease our northern neighbors, but the truth of the matter is that we really love many of them.

if i wasnt such a polite sub, id tell him he can stick his purple wand somewhere up the arse of his own anatomy. lol

 

[wicked woman]

Can I be a part of this, even though my only sin was to read the thread? Sorry for intruding, though.

See you're clearly only a visitor because a Canadian wouldn't have professed his innocence, but apologized, regardless of blame, like Keroin did.

 

[Keroin]

OK, so one of my very favourite Canadians is someone who I can literally say is "above it all". Commander Chris Hadfield is an astronaut, an environmentalist, and a humanitarian. I follow him on Twitter and Facebook and his daily photos of the earth from space are the highlights of my day.

https://encrypted-tbn0.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQb4gK2VboFHR4JxEmsNga9ijZykCk_PL-WOVGT1N9clvsFxu7c

If he ever runs for Prime Minister of Canada, he has my vote.

In a world that seems full of awful things and people, some days, it's good to know that there are still people like this 'watching over us'.

 

[wicked woman]

Where's the like button Keroin? Agreed he's doing a fine jump of expanding the horizons of us earthlings.