Challenge: Roll Your Own Poem, part 3

[Rybka]

Consider it foafed.

And for Angie:

You take the high foaf,
And I'll take the low foaf,
And I'll be in foafdom afore ye.

May you be in Heaven
An hour before the Foaf
Knows yer dead.

Is that a foaf in your pocket,
Or are you just happy to see me?

It's very clear --
Our foaf is here to stay.
Not for a year --
But Foafever and a day.


Pbbt!


- Judo

Half a foaf is better than none!

And Jesus fed the multitude with a foaf and a lish.

Half a foaf, half a foaf, half a foaf onward...
into the lugubrious valley of dearth swam the 600. Lavalamps to the right of them, lavalamps to left, bubbled in wonder!

Regards,                       Rybka

 

[JUDO]

Half a foaf, half a foaf, half a foaf onward...
into the lugubrious valley of dearth swam the 600. Lavalamps to the right of them, lavalamps to left, bubbled in wonder!

Lol! Food one, gish!

 

[Angeline]

Don't Get Me Started on Gershwin!

I've got a foaf on you, sweetie pie
All the day and night-time hear me sigh
I never had the least notion
that I could foaf with so much efoaftion

Could you coo, could you care
For a foafy parody we could share
The poets must pardon this stroph
'Cause I’ve got a foaf--JUDO--on you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Foafing poems at midnight
'Neath a starry sky
Nice foafs if you can write ‘em
And you can write ’em if you try

Foafing poems with JUDO
Posting try after try
Nice foafs if you can write ‘em
And you can write ’em if you try

Just imagine JUDO
Waiting at the foaffage door
When two foafs bepun one
Who can ask for anything more?

Foafing one who foafs you
And then taking a bow
Nice foafs if you can write ‘em
And if you write ‘em,

won't you tell me how?"


(lol, this is wayyyy too much fun)

 

[JUDO]

Re: Don't Get Me Started on Gershwin!

I've got a foaf on you, sweetie pie
All the day and night-time hear me sigh
I never had the least notion
that I could foaf with so much efoaftion

Could you coo, could you care
For a foafy parody we could share
The poets must pardon this stroph
'Cause I’ve got a foaf--JUDO--on you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I love the East!
I love the West.
North and South have all the best
But I only like to go there as a guest
'Cause I love foafing here with you.

I love the sea.
I love the shore
I love the rocks and what is more
With you, baby, never could be a bore
'Cause I love foafing here with you.

Singin' in the shower,
Laughin' by the hour,
Foaf is such a crazy game --

In all kinds of weather
As long as we're togther,
I love to hear you foaf my name.

I love good wine.
I love good beer.
Candlelight I love to see
But, baby, if you know just what I need,
I love foafing here with you.

Yee-ha!

 

[Angeline]

Help me!

I've foafin and I can't get up.

Gershwin and foaffing go oddly well together. . .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was a stranger on the poem board
Out of Lit were the people I knew
I had that feeling of self-pity

What to do?
What to do?
What to do?

The outlook was decidedly blue

But as I read through the many threads alone
It turned out to be the foaffiest day I've known

A foaffy day in Poet Town
Had me low and had me down
I viewed the new poems with alarm
The Poets’ thread had lost its charm
How long, I wondered, could this thing last?
But the age of miracles hadn't passed,
For, suddenly, I saw JUDO writing there
And through foaffy Poet Town
The words were flowing everywhere.


Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Rybka]

Unfoafed Melody

Oh my foaf, my foafling,
I hunger for your foaf.
Time foafs by so slowly,
Yet time can foaf so much.
Are you still foafed?

I need your foaf,
God speed your foaf...
to me.

Lonely rivers foaf to the sea...
to the sea.
I'll be foafing home
Foaf for me,
Foaf for me.


Regards,                       Rybka

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Foaffed.

Judo, Ange, Fishy: please refrain from ever doing that again.
I need to sleep. I'm doing the new poems tomorrow and I antecipate a big headache with all the foafs going around...

 

[Guest]

Re: Lavalamps and Lugubroiosity

I plead the 5th! I will need one if I have to read another lugubrious lavalamp (I hate to use the word!) "poem".




Regards,                       Rybka

Lavender lava
Lineament of love
Libidinous lubricant
Licentious liquid
Liberates lugubrious lethargy.


--Xtaabay

 

[Guest]

what the... ???

Unfoafed Melody

Oh my foaf, my foafling,
I hunger for your foaf.
Time foafs by so slowly,
Yet time can foaf so much.
Are you still foafed?

I need your foaf,
God speed your foaf...
to me.

Lonely rivers foaf to the sea...
to the sea.
I'll be foafing home
Foaf for me,
Foaf for me.


Regards,                       Rybka

What the foaf was that?!!! I don't know... I think this herring is pickled... maybe it's been swimming in a barrel of mead or some such other foafity.

--Xtaabay

 

[Guest]

Well I'll be foafed!

A very wise man once foafed, "Thus, the money price of foaf, nominal foaf, does not coincide with real foaf, that is, with the sum of foafodities which is actually foafed in exchange for foaf. If therefore we speak of a rise or fall of foaf, we must keep in mind not only the foaf price of foaf, but real foaf."

Xtaafoaf

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Foaf
by Xtaabay ©
by Elda Furry ©
by Rybka ©
by Angeline ©
by WickedEve ©
by silken_dreammaid ©
by HomerPindar ©
by JUDO ©
by Lauren.Hynde ©
by darkmaas ©

and an additional few illegal variant Foaf poems:
FoaF by Mythos50 ©
foaf by 03sp ©
foaf by OT ©
foaf or something by rainbows end ©
A Loaf Of Foaf by Star At Sunrise ©
FOAF by guilty pleasure ©

Off to read'em

 

[Guest]

foaferisms

A foaf in the hand is worth two in the bush?
--Xtaabay

 

[Angeline]

Well????

What's the new challenge? When do we start? I have a word, but you'll all kill me if we do it right after Foaf, so someone else pick.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

It's Judo's turn, I think.

 

[Cordelia]

I had the beginning of a poem, but after reading this thread, I got so tired of the word, it lost all meaning for me. Remind me to write first then read...

I am ready for the next title.

Exhaling,



Cordelia

 

[JUDO]

It's Judo's turn, I think.

My turn? Really? If so, you won't mind if I take 24 hours to think of an appropriate title then.

I'll be back tomorrow to post the new challenge in it's own thread.

(Evil, maniacal, cackle...)

 

[Angeline]

Cordelia said:

I had the beginning of a poem, but after reading this thread, I got so tired of the word, it lost all meaning for me. Remind me to write first then read...

I am ready for the next title.

Sorry, Cordie...

JUDO and I especially (JUDO notice how I happily drag you into the blame) had a little foaf frenzy here, but yes it's over now. I think I got it out of my system.

Actually, it's all Rybka's fault.

 

[Rybka]

Actually, it's all Rybka's fault.

I am the MOST beautiful of fishes! I HAVE no faults!!

I have another title if you dare, but you are all cry fry!

Regards,                       Rybka

 

[Guest]

"most beautiful of all fishes" ?!?!?!?!

Um... hm.. how should I put this? Erm... Rybka... you appear to be large, green, and full of sharp icky teeth. That, plus the hot pink lipstick doesn't look that good with your scaly green skin. You are definitely not a beautiful fish *shudder*. I think you should lay off the fishy steroids for a while.
--Xtaabay

 

[Guest]

cry fry?

p.s.
What's a cry fry? Is it an exploited McDonald's french fry?
--Xtaabay

 

[darkmaas]

Cry fry

SOB burp

 

[Guest]

EWWWW!!!!

I am the MOST beautiful of fishes! I HAVE no faults!!

I have another title if you dare, but you are all cry fry!

Regards,                       Rybka

EWWW!!! The fish has transformed from an angry green eating machine with hot pink lipstick into a cyclops fish with a red tumor!!!! Run away! Run away!
--Xtaabay

 

[JUDO]

"Same Title" Challenge 4 - soon to come!

Stay tuned.