Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Hey! I own the twin of one of those lucky duckies! The yellow one.

But I can't help but notice the black one has an Australian Crawl vibe going on that makes it look like it just came up for air. Why was the black duck underwater and what was it doing?

Enquiring minds want to know V.

Cheers
Noooo the duckies are innocent! Cast them from your dirty mind 😭

I mean, you have lovely knees, and adorable toes, and I love that you have a chain to your bathtub plug--that is eminently charming-- but...
Doesn't all bath tubs have a chain to their plug?? That's like, required!

Is the black one actually a puffin?
<aggresive negative quacking>
 
We have horrible mechanical devices.
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No charm whatsoever.
What the actual.... fuck? HAHA I thought it'd be like a plug with just a little groove so you can lift it but THIS!? I would have never guessed this in a million years! That's the most uselessly over-engineered thing I've seen!!

I can't even imagine what cleaning hair out of that thing must be like... Sheesh!

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My black one is a puffin
And this, THIS is the sexiest thing you've ever posted! I love them all so much. Thank you!!
 
Sorry! You know which team I play for 😅 having a rubber duckie collection is insanely attractive to me though!
Don't be daft - that's not a reason to be apologetic, you extremely attractive unavailable to me lady.

I'd be the same if I'd been born with a different chromosome.
 
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