My times are trying. Just saying....Easy there, y'all are going to make him feel like a delicious piece of thick meat. I may have to offer him my bosom for support during this trying time.
Lol, you are definitely not older than me, if I recall correctly. But if I actually counted it either sound like I was bragging, or just making things up. The old adage that guys want what they can't have/see definitely holds true here
Easy there, y'all are going to make him feel like a delicious piece of thick meat. I may have to offer him my bosom for support during this trying time.
Does your age start with a 2, 3, or 4?
I love to brag. When I can. And then I try to it with an air of humility, but really I'm just letting it out there and waiting for someone to pump it up
I feel.... seen
4
I like to be honest, but sometimes it comes across as self serving. I actually got curious as to the difference between mine & my male counterpart inboxes, and roped in a few friends who had time to give me their stats. I made a spreadsheet, as is the custom of Dorks w/Big Boobs, and it came out as essentially a rule of thirds. Men, in general, get about 1/3 of the messages women get. Men & women who share pics get 2/3 more messages than those who don't.I love to brag. When I can. And then I try to it with an air of humility, but really I'm just letting it out there and waiting for someone to pump it up
Oh, I see you...
Omg, you are old. How are you still so hot?
I can't believe it's 1/3 and not 1/10. Wait, who is your male counterpart? And why is he counterpart? Does he also have A+ knockers?
Um, thank you?
Lol, I got 3 ladies, and 4 guys to share their that's. Want to contribute yours? I can DM you the criteria I used if you'd like
I read somewhere that semen is good for the skin. Your thoughts?Um, thank you?
I drink a lot of water & have an esthetics license so I can get my hands on excellent skincare.
How are you alive? And seemingly enjoying life? You sent me the margarita song once, try 4 margaritas and tell me that life didn't get at least marginally better
I feel like my data isn't going to alter these ratios muchLol, I got 3 ladies, and 4 guys to share their that's. Want to contribute yours? I can DM you the criteria I used if you'd like
but I'll contribute to get an outlier in there
Old
I'm alive, and my liver loves me
. My family has too many problems in that area, so I've been the designated party mom since I was 14. I'll hold your hair while you vomit, keep you from waiting off with weird guy, and drive you home too. I'll message you later with the criteria, this should be funI feel like my data isn't going to alter these ratios much
There's no harm, it's a mutual benefit. Right @LadyLascivious1 ?Oldhusbandswives tale, no real benefits, but if you can get your partner to buy in, what's the harm
Very good points. I get itI'm alive, and my liver loves me
I believe this more than anything I've ever read on the internet ever
You make 4 look good!!!
If I remember correctly, we have the same birthday and are a year apart? And our skincare routine is very similar. I don’t do skin peels, but I avoid the sun and have tried IPL.
I’ve only ever been a social drinker and have no addictive tendencies, but getting migraines a couple years ago pretty much took my drinking from a few times a year to zero. Not worth it at all.I'm alive, and my liver loves me
This is also my answer for why I never have FOMO if I skip a party or don’t care when I arrive 
I’m not sure if I got blessed with this tag because you’re drunk or because I really do enjoy feeling a partner cum on me? I can’t say I’ve ever rubbed it into my skin though
Can you tell us that birthday, because it seems to be a day where God/whateveryoubelievein really endows women with gifts that I want to incorporate into wife #2
Sadge
But good for you on reducing migraines
Honestly, it's a bit of both. Wait. You've never rubbed it in? Ever? <shockedface.png>I’m not sure if I got blessed with this tag because you’re drunk or because I really do enjoy feeling a partner cum on me? I can’t say I’ve ever rubbed it into my skin though
Capricorn Ladies get huge jugs instead of curled horns
'Siri, remind me to only date Capricorns from here on'Capricorn Ladies get huge jugs instead of curled horns
And the guys just get horny?Capricorn Ladies get huge jugs instead of curled horns
Aquarius here, and we're aptly namedCapricorn Ladies get huge jugs instead of curled horns
The proof before my eyes trumps any number you may throw out there.Just another old lady whose age starts with a 4
10/10
I'm very proud to say that I kept it below 100. In October. Of 2023.And how many of those requests were from @deefalttwunnyfor ?
