Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Qky75]

Is to! To quote the Divine Priestess, "when I call your name it's like a little prayer, I'm down on me knees, I wanna take you there". "There" is accepted by religious scholars to refer to heaven, obviously!!!! Gosh, pick up the sacred texts once in awhile!!!!

I believe it is also the same priestess who said:

"I poured a beer into my shoe and got my freak on. The neighbor's pissed and says he's gonna call the Five-O"

I'm not following.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

 

[MindYaBitness]

I would! If you hadn’t gotten the whole family banned from Sunday School!

It's not my fault that they just  had to get into that closet me & Mizz were having a private worship service in!!! It's really they're fault, if you think about it

 

[MindYaBitness]

See, @SalaciousMonkey22 , he gets it!!! I'm basically a saint, bringing folks to the Lord.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

See, @SalaciousMonkey22 , he gets it!!! I'm basically a saint, bringing folks to the Lord.

That’s a funny name for your Junk. Hey have I mentioned I have a thread?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's not my fault that they just  had to get into that closet me & Mizz were having a private worship service in!!! It's really they're fault, if you think about it

The children thought the church was haunted! They were crying!

 

[Qky75]

It's not my fault that they just  had to get into that closet me & Mizz were having a private worship service in!!! It's really they're fault, if you think about it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[MindYaBitness]

The children thought the church was haunted! They were crying!

Did explain that we were just experienced the personal rapture that comes with that particular sacrament? You missed a teaching moment. Tsk tsk.

 

[Qky75]

Did explain that we were just experienced the personal rapture that cones with that particular sacrament? You missed a teaching mome that. Tsk tsk.

Sacrament? If we're going full canon here did your dad wait outside to wait for the bloody proof?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did explain that we were just experienced the personal rapture that cones with that particular sacrament? You missed a teaching mome that. Tsk tsk.

The Pastor didn’t buy that excuse neither.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sacrament? If we're going full canon here did your dad wait outside to wait for the bloody proof?

No, no, silly man, that was decades ago!

 

[MindYaBitness]

The Pastor didn’t buy that excuse neither.

He was just upset that we didn't save any for him. Envy is a sin.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You are stunning! I get classic pin-up vibes from many of things you share!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Blue jean baby

L.A. Lady!

 

[crashD]

Blue jean baby
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Oh yes!! Great song!! And great picture!!

 

[crashD]

Flip or flop?
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Very clever!!

 

[crashD]

Oh yeah!!

 

[crashD]

Blue package.

https://ibb.co/mRVmKDR

 

[Grant55]

See, @SalaciousMonkey22 , he gets it!!! I'm basically a saint, bringing folks to the Lord.

I think @MandaPandaa made that claim too in her former life.

 

[Grant55]

See, @SalaciousMonkey22 , he gets it!!! I'm basically a saint, bringing folks to the Lord.

I find it appropriate to post this here now.

 

[Qky75]

See, @SalaciousMonkey22 , he gets it!!! I'm basically a saint, bringing folks to the Lord.

We used to call that missionary dating. Lololol

 

[bashfull]

I'm not well enough for new photos so.. have an old one that's been tinkered with.
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Feel better soon, darlin

 

[HigginsRavenshead]

View attachment 2411630Sunday loungewear

You wont be lounging for long wearing that.

 

[JustDave478]