Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[MandaPandaa]

Definitely gin. Vodka and I broke up. Too messy

I enjoy my relationships messy.

 

[Lmizzler]

One of the first pics I posted on Lit, thanks to @Saltfountain luring me out of hiding in the corner.
Cheers!
https://ibb.co/PxL2yNL

I’d drink to this any day!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I enjoy my relationships messy.

 

[Photog1rl]

I enjoy my relationships messy.

I love my vodka and I'm messy so that's a win.

 

[morelikeasong]

Definitely gin. Vodka and I broke up. Too messy

You can drink my gin and I’ll drink your vodka.

 

[shybutobscene]

You can drink my gin and I’ll drink your vodka.

Will there be commercials?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You can drink my gin and I’ll drink your vodka.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[morelikeasong]

Is that a euphemism?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Juniper’s kinda an original name for one’s junk I guess.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm kind of surprised... no beers in the shower? No martinis in the tub?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'm kind of surprised... no beers in the shower? No martinis in the tub?

Is that a challenge, Flower???

 

[TXRafe]

Is that a challenge, Flower???

i mean...it is NOW!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm kind of surprised... no beers in the shower? No martinis in the tub?

I found my mug Pic, thanks to my favorite Sausage Wielding Trollop. I'm in front of my tub, does that count?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Is that a challenge, Flower???

i mean...it is NOW!

Um... I just work here and don't make the challenges.. was just surprised people hadn't done it yet!

 

[SWR101]

… in my brain…

 

[LostHorizon]

I'm kind of surprised... no beers in the shower? No martinis in the tub?

Beers in the shower are the best

 

[SWR101]

I'm kind of surprised... no beers in the shower? No martinis in the tub?

Dammit! (Why didn’t I think of this already…)

 

[UnquietDreams]

I found my mug Pic, thanks to my favorite Sausage Wielding Trollop. I'm in front of my tub, does that count?

With the mirror behind you? Yes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

With the mirror behind you? Yes.

Forgot about that

 

[UnquietDreams]

Forgot about that

Not a mistake, it's a feature!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not a mistake, it's a feature!

I've got a bubble butt, I don't like when you can't tell that it's a bubble or a pancake. Angles matter!

 

[GallantWriter]

I've got a bubble butt, I don't like when you can't tell that it's a bubble or a pancake. Angles matter!

I'm sure it's a perfect bubble butt too!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm sure it's a perfect bubble butt too!

Far from perfect, however, I'm pretty fond of it. The alternative that I could've inherited, is atrocious. So I'll take my bubble, flaws & all!!!!

 

[GallantWriter]

Far from perfect, however, I'm pretty fond of it. The alternative that I could've inherited, is atrocious. So I'll take my bubble, flaws & all!!!!

Well, again, even if it's not perfect I'm happy to know you take things as they are. I'm sure most would be fond of it!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Far from perfect, however, I'm pretty fond of it. The alternative that I could've inherited, is atrocious. So I'll take my bubble, flaws & all!!!!

I am fond of it as well. You are lovely, head to toes and all between.