Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

I can't find my mug Pic right now, so I'm choosing Chaos. Good morning fellow freaks & weirdos!
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Wow
 
I debated doing all of these as individual comments so Miz didn’t get a big head but figured no one wants to see a bunch of notifications and have it just be me running my mouth. 🤣

It’s a triple shot kind of day…
☕ for me too! I even made it a white mocha and added whip cream. Yes, its going to be a long work day!
I can't find my mug Pic right now, so I'm choosing Chaos. Good morning fellow freaks & weirdos!
❤️
Your curves are always lovely but your smile is so warm and welcoming.
I love the shadow, the composition and the subject. Well done!
It’s 5:00 somewhere!!
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I so wish it was 5pm here! Gorgeous as per usual! 💕
Lovely image. You elevate your photos from selfies to art. Thanks for sharing!
 
Limited time only.

Poof!
Aw, hell. I saw @morelikeasong liked that first pic, so I thought I'd repost the naughtier one that I poofed.

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It does get bigger, in case you were wondering. 😆
 
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I debated doing all of these as individual comments so Miz didn’t get a big head but figured no one wants to see a bunch of notifications and have it just be me running my mouth. 🤣


☕ for me too! I even made it a white mocha and added whip cream. Yes, its going to be a long work day!

Your curves are always lovely but your smile is so warm and welcoming.

I love the shadow, the composition and the subject. Well done!

I so wish it was 5pm here! Gorgeous as per usual! 💕

Lovely image. You elevate your photos from selfies to art. Thanks for sharing!
I like notifications....if they're about me. ....which few are.....ok so I hate most notifications
 
I can't find my mug Pic right now, so I'm choosing Chaos. Good morning fellow freaks & weirdos!
Wankerific.jpg
You have a mug shot? That's surprising, considering how naive and innocent you seem. 😘

Stunning pic, by the way. Lots of ladies on here have fabulous tits like you, but very few also share such a lovely smile.
 
I sense a lawsuit coming… “your honor, the cup didn’t say ‘too hot to stick your dick in!’”
I still remember the real and successful lawsuit years ago against McDonald's. A woman got coffee at the drive-thru and put the cup in between her legs. It spilled and burned her crotch badly. She sued, claiming that McDonald's served its coffee too hot. Somehow, she won the case and an absurdly large amount of money. And McDonald's was forced to lower the temperature of their coffee.

But in my pic, the coffee had cooled to room temperature, and I didn't actually stick my dick in it. 🤣
 
I still remember the real and successful lawsuit years ago against McDonald's. A woman got coffee at the drive-thru and put the cup in between her legs. It spilled and burned her crotch badly. She sued, claiming that McDonald's served its coffee too hot. Somehow, she won the case and an absurdly large amount of money. And McDonald's was forced to lower the temperature of their coffee.

But in my pic, the coffee had cooled to room temperature, and I didn't actually stick my dick in it. 🤣
Point of fact, she won that lawsuit because she deserved to win that lawsuit, McDonalds kept that coffee at an unreasonably high temperature and she had to be hospitalized for over a week as a result of the burns it caused.

But yeah, don’t fuck hot coffee.
 
Point of fact, she won that lawsuit because she deserved to win that lawsuit, McDonalds kept that coffee at an unreasonably high temperature and she had to be hospitalized for over a week as a result of the burns it caused.

But yeah, don’t fuck hot coffee.
It wasn't so much that she won the lawsuit, in my mind, although I think folks should take at least a modicum of personal responsibility for idiotic behavior. It was that she was awarded literally millions of dollars for it. But maybe she saved thousands of other vulnerable crotches as a result.
 
I still remember the real and successful lawsuit years ago against McDonald's. A woman got coffee at the drive-thru and put the cup in between her legs. It spilled and burned her crotch badly. She sued, claiming that McDonald's served its coffee too hot. Somehow, she won the case and an absurdly large amount of money. And McDonald's was forced to lower the temperature of their coffee.

But in my pic, the coffee had cooled to room temperature, and I didn't actually stick my dick in it. 🤣
it also wasn’t an absurdly large settlement. The lady had 3rd degree burns and had to have multiple skin grafts. Her initial ask for settlement was literally “cover my hospital bills.” When McD’s scoffed, she took them to court won and the jury got a bit punative on her behalf.
 
It wasn't so much that she won the lawsuit, in my mind, although I think folks should take at least a modicum of personal responsibility for idiotic behavior. It was that she was awarded literally millions of dollars for it. But maybe she saved thousands of other vulnerable crotches as a result.
She offered to settle for a pittance. Liability law in the U.S. is dumb as fuck but McDonald’s deserved to pay every cent it did.
 
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