Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[SWR101]

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Hrm... looks more murdery than Christmas... Ah, well. We're either sleighin' or slayin'.

What does it say that I’d be down for either?

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Why not both

What does it say that I’d be down for either?

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Y'all kinky and a lil scary... no wonder we get along.

 

[Qky75]

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Hrm... looks more murdery than Christmas... Ah, well. We're either sleighin' or slayin'.

...scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long long ago

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

...scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long long ago

"Glory holes of Christmases long long ago.."
Seems more fitting for Lit now.

 

[SWR101]

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Y'all kinky and a lil scary... no wonder we get along.

What can I say, we’re all bad influences on each other

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Hrm... looks more murdery than Christmas... Ah, well. We're either sleighin' or slayin'.

Very 90s neo-noir looking. Too fucking hot.

 

[Qky75]

"Glory holes of Christmases long long ago.."
Seems more fitting for Lit now.

Heading for Pennsylvania for some ho bag's blumpkin pie?

 

[Wriggle]

I need more advance notice. But you know I'm a sucker for a dare.

But let's be honest, it's not my wet shirt everyone wants to see...

When I worked in Greece they would balance out the lady's wet t-shirt night with wet Calvin Klein's night.

I say balance....

 

[Cogan]

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Hrm... looks more murdery than Christmas... Ah, well. We're either sleighin' or slayin'.

Well call it what you want, but I'll call it sexy!

 

[Dalton59]

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Hrm... looks more murdery than Christmas... Ah, well. We're either sleighin' or slayin'.

It's unusual but your body is amazing.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

What can I say, we’re all bad influences on each other

True..can't argue that at all.

Very 90s neo-noir looking. Too fucking hot.

Feels like it should have the buzz of neon signs, maybe a flickering with it. And thanks, darlin'.

Heading for Pennsylvania for some ho bag's blumpkin pie?

Oh, hod.. please, no more twisted lyrics. You saw the rabbit hole it took me down the other day!

Well call it what you want, but I'll call it sexy!

Hah- thank you.

It's unusual but your body is amazing.

Always gotta be difficult.. different.. something like that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Feels like it should have the buzz of neon signs, maybe a flickering with it. And thanks, darlin'.

"It was a cold, snow night when she walked into my life. She was like Santa's list -- nice and naughty in all the right places."

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

"It was a cold, snow night when she walked into my life. She was like Santa's list -- nice and naughty in all the right places."

It feels a bit like detective novel. Am I the femme fatale or girl Friday?

 

[UnquietDreams]

It feels a bit like detective novel. Am I the femme fatale or girl Friday?

You can be my girl all week long...

 

[MisterAlice]

Speaking of Christmas glory holes...

 

[crashD]

The red version of one of my favorite lit photos View attachment 2437446

Wow!! Very sexy!!

 

[crashD]

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Hrm... looks more murdery than Christmas... Ah, well. We're either sleighin' or slayin'.

Either way, very sexy!!

 

[morelikeasong]

Of your many iconic lit photos, this is probably THE one I think of when I think of MLAS.

Princess of Hearts

I am very happy to have this be THE photo. I think it’s in my top 2 favorites.

 

[morelikeasong]

I think about Moulin Rouge when I see this pic!
It's beautiful!

That’s a great compliment because I love that movie!

 

[Cogan]

That’s a great compliment because I love that movie!

It is a very good movie!

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s a great compliment because I love that movie!

The first time I saw it I was in a theater. I was so overwhelmed by the camera work and colors that I'm not sure I absorbed it all. I bought it on VHS (cause I'm old like that) and pretty much wore the tape out. Hands down the BEST covers of Like a Virgin and Roxanne!

 

[Lmizzler]

I would very much enjoy any wet tshirt pics you'd like to throw my way. Here, I'll even help, let's get the fog nozzle out for even distribution

Isn’t it normally the guy doing the spraying?

 

[Wriggle]

Isn’t it normally the guy doing the spraying?

Not where I lived.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am very happy to have this be THE photo. I think it’s in my top 2 favorites.

What’s your number 1? Does it have red in it too? Just outta curiosity.


shameless. I’m shameless.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Isn’t it normally the guy doing the spraying?

Psst….there are ways…so I uhmmm hear.